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    • fufanchk a month
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    • I smell a draft coming on
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    • Women: nvm we dont want equality
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    • Literally there is never gonna be a draft for Iran and if we go they’d use what we have known as, and stay with me here, “the military”. Yeah. As a ranger I’m happy to say I’m ready as we all are over here so don’t worry there won’t be a draft only a good ass war. No joke people will die tho.
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    • Iran said the White House is demonstrating characteristics of mental incapacities. Not Orangeman retard
      PewDiePie a month
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    • Bro why do people think a draft would happen? We literally have drone armies lol. And already have a fuck ton of actual people. No draft would happen in a petty war like that
      btash96 a month
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    • Current active airborne infantry here. Trust me boys. We have a couple hundred thousand of us waiting to shoot some mother fuckers in the face. We're bored and ready to go. So you snowflakes at home worried about a draft, keep your panties on because we don't want you. Leave the job to the real men.
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    • You dumbasses realize we have 1.2 million men on duty right now righ? And 2 million in reserve. That means we would need to deploy 3 million men to an Iran theater, which we would never actually invade, and that would be more men than we have ever deployed ever. No draft morons.
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    • Don’t be afraid now. Y’all always complaining about wanting to die, here’s your chance to do it doing something good
      Telekinesis a month
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    • Ah shit, sorry I can’t go, I’m a gamer and it’s a disability.
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    • There wont be a draft our military is leagues above theirs it would be unnecessary
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    • Too many people join the army willingly for them to need a draft . The US has one of the largest armies in the world. Your fat ass can stay on mommas couch eating Pringles while real men work.
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    • Y’all are fucking retarded. There’s not gonna be a draft because our fighting force is big enough to where even if the Active duty are used up, reserves will step up and fill the gaps, then the inactive will fill their spots. It’s a process. Bitch ass Civilians thinking they know shit😂👌
      iiMikez a month
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    • The fact idiots think their going to get drafted. First it’s active duty, reserves, inactive reserves, and then normal people. No one needs all these these people for a shitty place like Iran
      pussypass a month
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    • Good thing Trump isnt a war mongerer like the democrats have suggested for the last 3 years. In fact they were pissy with him for not starting shit lol. The US spends $700 billion a year on its military, we dont need to prove that we can butt fuck Iran, they already fucking know it.
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    • Niggas be like: “Oh tHerE’s a dRafT cOmInG” as if the US doesn’t already have a fully operational and well populated military force
      S0VI3T_KGB a month
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    • oh yeah that asthma I had when I was 4 is flaring up again, sorry kiddo
      PolandbaIl a month
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    • We did males last time. Draft all the women this time
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    • There is almost no chance of the draft being reinstated we have plenty of people enlisted and in reserve and we spend more than all of NATO on our military budget so most fighting is done on screens. Educate yourselves.
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    • Why would there be a draft? The US would steamroll Iran.
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    • I heard the military won't draft autistic people. That means most people using this app is safe.
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    • The US doesn’t need a draft. It has over 1.3 million active troops and 865 thousand in reserve. The only case where a draft would be necessary is if we went into total anarchy.
      KingBowser a month
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    • The draft wouldn’t be necessary. The Air Force alone would cripple every last bit of communications, anti-air, and GPS functionality they have, then bomb the fuck out of them.
      HortIer a month
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    • I don’t think us fighting Iran will require a draft
      NinjaBuck a month
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    • If women wanna be treated equal then send em off with us
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    • Actually I don’t think there will ever be another draft because advanced technology
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    • Gonna be a pleasure fighting along you boys when we all get drafted
      brennand1 a month
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    • Fighting Iran would be like using a missile to kill an ant
      The_Liquor_ a month
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    • tfw your eyesight is shit and you are 150 pounds overweight so the military won't touch you. But neither will any self respecting woman so you still end up dying alone and not passing on your genes.
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    • You people are RETARDED if you think theres gonna be a draft... this isnt ww2 dumfucks
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    • Guys, there's no way he could get support for a draft even if he does start a war. He would immediately be ousted by the American public for starting another senseless war in the Middle East. There's not even a valid reason for it beyond "they called me mean names."
      Kryp7ic a month
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    • People calm down lol. I know it’s a meme but we would have to burn through a million soldiers then 800,000 reserves before we have a draft. It won’t happen.
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    • overall, trump is doing a good job at president. He does some shitty stuff and some good stuff but so far the pros have outweighed the cons. change my mind
      GordRamsay a month
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    • Hell yeah let's kill some goat fuckers
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    • Fuck a draft I’m not going lmao
      Itslitbro a month
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    • Holy hell the amount of people on here that are afraid of Iran lol. Our air force alone would decimate them. So all you little weebs out there that are afraid of the draft just know that you can sit on your butts while the big boys go fight your wars. You unpatriotic little shits. 👌🏻
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    • imagine being forced to fucking fight and die by war pigs that dont even respect your liberty enough to let you drink. fuck this hypocritical f@ggot fucking bloated shithole of a country
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    • A draft implies that we have a lack of soldiers which we don’t
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    • Look on the bright side. This is our chance to go for the hat trick of “wars started because a boat blew up under questionable circumstances.”
      ErikdaRed a month
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    • Ik it's just a meme but a draft is highly unlikely. We have 1.3 million active duty and 800k reservists
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    • We have plenty of active military personnel no need for a draft.
      BigK728 a month
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    • Are... are we seriously blaming trump here? Dude literally stopped missile strikes to avoid escalating a conflict. Iran called the White House retarded. Trumps been battling with people WITHIN the White House who want this war to happen. Sweet Jesus smh
      umdafuq a month
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    • Guys... We wouldn't need a draft to take out Iran. It would literally take 3 weeks if we go all out . Maybe less.
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    • A war would be awesome. Sure, fly me over to the Middle East. Hand me an M16, and tell me to go secure a town. I want to blast away some Muslim resistance. Let me put a full magazine into some sand nigga. I’ll kill all the sand people, the women and children too
      Swippity a month
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    • To the people legitimately freaking out over this meme: The United States hasn’t used the draft since Vietnam and it was so unpopular that the US military is now an all volunteer force. Short of going to war with China (essentially the start of WW3), a draft isn’t going to happen.
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    • We have the largest volunteer army in the world with many many stateside soldiers ready to deploy. That war would have to be WW3 to consider a draft
      ajh2019 a month
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    • I really hope there’s a war. A proper war. A lot of occupation and ground troops and firefights. Look, I don’t even care that it’s a war to protect Israel. Let’s just fucking go to war anyway. It’s what we need, some war hardened people in this generation. Let’s just go over there and kill them all
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    • Are you people stupid you think the U.S. can't take Iran or any other middle eastern country over night with our current military power? Our special forces alone could handle all of Iran in a single night it'd be over before the media could report on it
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    • ikonk a month
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    • Nah draft me coach, I’m ready to go. I may be finishing college and all but Iran has been talking shit for too long. Part of me is suicidal anyways so let’s do it
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    • Literally zero shot anyone is drafted.
      Duffchaser a month
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    • Pretend to be depressed and they can't draft you
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    • *Suddendly becomes trans*
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    • I dont think we need a draft rn even if we went war
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    • Man, I never realized how many people comment the exact same thing over and over until I got featured
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    • Us gamers are safe because gaming is “a mental disorder” so we’re fine
      Morusek a month
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    • Yeh it’s pretty safe to say that with the size and power of our military there won’t be a draft any time soon, especially one for the worlds finest military 🇺🇸
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    • For the fellas who are taking this seriously, we probably ain't going to war with Iran, plus we have a huge reservist force, so a draft would be unlikely
      StaleMayMay a month
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    • Trump extended an olive branch to them. He said how it might've been a mistake, the drone firing, so Iran reprimanded a general. That's that. Nobody is going to war, Iran is the vassal state of Russia, it would start WWIII.
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    • Officer: son it says here that you have a mental illness? Me: Yes Officer: and what exactly is that? Me: gaming disorder
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    • Trump avoided starting a war with Iran. The counter attack was prepared. We were ready to strike several strategic targets, but then Trump asked how many would be killed, was told around 150, and called it off because they shot down an UNMANNED drone. He didn't think it right to kill the enemy when
      Hemiwarrior a month
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    • People screaming draft don't realize we've gone through multiple wars without drafting since the Vietnam war 😂
      Leth4lBreed a month
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    • Boys, if our time comes, where we have to go to war like our ancestors have all done before, I want you all to know. It’s been an honor being on this app, I’ll see you on the frontlines.
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    • We won't need a draft idiots. 1. We have enough military on hand to handle them. 2. Even if we did, if we officially go after them there will be enough patriotic southern men to join and fill any demand there might be before they need a draft.
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    • People shout "WW3" at anything political happening lately. Chill yall
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    • Jokes on you I'm not fit for war
      MangaCaps a month
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    • You're actually all fucking stupid if you think we're going to have a draft
      gerbil a month
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    • Thank god im over weight and in poor physical health
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    • Thank god I’m 19 👍🏻
      assdrew a month
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    • He literally pulled back an attack when he learned 150 people would die. Compare that to Obama and his 20,000 bombs in 2016 alone.
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    • Whew... Cold in here. Is there a DRAFT?
      FearFeeder a month
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    • For once, I'm glad I'm diagnosed autistic.
      KawaiiSass a month
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    • We wouldn’t need the fucking draft for Iran, we have enough force in the area already to wipe them out.
      StudLee42 a month
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    • I’m so glad they refuse to take me. I would hate to serve under that racist fuckwad
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    • A president who dodged drafts shouldn’t ever call for a draft just sayin
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    • Good thing I have a criminal record they won’t draft me right guys?...right?
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    • Why does everyone always say draft every single f****** conflict? there hasnt been a draft in this country in over 50 f****** years. and any time there's a military strike y'all bring up the damn draft. You don't need a full-out war for military strike. Hence why you don't hear the war of yemen2013
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    • Finally, an excuse to tell mom to remain fat AF and not go to the gym
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    • Y’all I’m going to USMC boot in 9 days wish me luck
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    • Hahahah i have a very slight medical disability that prevents me from being drafted
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    • You guys realize we haven’t used the draft since vietnam? We won’t draft anybody for a middle eastern war
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    • Remember guys, reload after every 1 or 2 shots. You never know when you’ll need all those bullets
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    • Good thing I’m 19
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    • Shaqtus33 a month
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    • I turned 18 like 20 days ago... happy birthday to me can’t wait to go to war
      cncn60 a month
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    • guys can someone break my leg please
      gooselad a month
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    • The only time the U.S. might possibly need another draft is if they go to war with China.
      Kai_Lin a month
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    • People dumb af thinking we need a draft. We already have the strongest military power in the world
      TazerFace_ a month
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    • I thwarted being drafted by enlisting, big brain energy
      Forsooth a month
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    • There isn't going to be a draft jesus fuck
      JerHoj a month
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    • There’s no need for ground troops. Just drop bombs
      Zonkey a month
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    • I just fucking signed up for the marines like two days ago
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    • Yall are tripping. I'm in airman in the airforce, and just saying, it's the media. If Iran actually wanted to go to war with us, they'd be a fucking crater in a month. Upvote so yall can see this. Have a nice day folks
      kekspooky a month
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    • This is definitely funny! The irony is some dopes out there actually believe the U.S. (debatably top military in the world) is going to need to initiate a draft against Iran...
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    • There won’t be a draft, we’ll just “bomb the shit out of them” to quote the president
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    • with the first pick in the 2019 usa draft, the united states navy selects...
      blout a month
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    • Swim in the pussy while you can, fellas. We've got some freedom to dish out
      Gucci a month
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    • Cue the Fortunate Son and gimme an m1 Gerand. Let’s do this
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    • When you’re somehow scared of being drafted to fight a war against a third world country when the country you live in already has more people enlisted than the entire population of the other country.
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