• My friends- *arguing if we should use disposable straws or metal straws*
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    • Metal straws so I can actually drink my fucking milkshake
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    • I personally go to the bottom of the ocean to put turtles in chokeholds to prove that there's worse threats than a damn straw
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    • Uses plastic water bottle like a jackass
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    • I like pulling back the foreskin, taking my metal strong and sliding it in my urethra, and having my cousin suck that shit dry
      Incred 7 sep
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    • Straws actually really help with my diabetic grandpa. Whenever he runs low, he becomes almost infantile, so when trying to get orange juice into his system, a straw helps because it’s easier for him to drink without choking on the orange juice or making a mess.
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    • Your bloodline is weak if you need a straw to have a drink
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    • Plastic bottle
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    • Metal so it’ll kill you if you fall on it
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    • No straw gang where you at
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    • 1. No one fucking uses a straw to drink from a bottle and i know you dont need one for a cup either, so use a better picture. 2. Most ppl will still use a straw if the server puts it in the cup without asking, so u should ask for no straw at restaurants. 3. Y do ppl shit on others for being...
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    • Straws are for people who can't drink without them. Isn't there a biodegradable plastic?
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    • People think they are so clever with this point but riddle me this: what about milkshakes or drinks with cream on top. What about slushes
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      Cloncoco 8 sep
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    • Plastic. What're you gonna do, stop me?
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    • Plastic because I fucking hate sea turtles.
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    • Damn bro, so original 😐
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    • FUCK YA plastic bottles
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    • Anyone remember that time America disposed of waste by just dumping it in the ocean? Oh right you can’t.........
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    • Bamboo straws because I actually care about the ecosystem
      AFG_ 8 sep
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    • You’re not an intellectual you’re just a retard
      daddieo 8 sep
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    • What a beast
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    • Todays "environmentalists" are so preachy and annoying. Go save a sea turtle or whatever leave us alone tho
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    • I have like 7 “single use” plastic water bottles in my room I just keep filling up :)
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    • Imagine arguing over straws
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    • What if you have a mustache that covers your mouth?
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    • Who the hell even uses straws
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    • Fuck them turtles
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    • *Hotdog with a hole through it.*
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    • You ever notice how straws killing turtles was not a problem until somebody created it?
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    • FUCK PAPER STRAWS
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    • I can't tell if this a god tier shit post or a god tier shit post...
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    • Water just tastes better out of straw
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    • If you don’t drink your mead out of a wooden sippy cup then who are you
      mcbitchy 8 sep
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    • Uh, sir... that’s a plastic bottle
      mcbitchy 8 sep
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    • Paper straws are ass. Went to florida and that’s all they had and I couldn’t stir my fuckin coffee cause the shitty ass straws kept falling apart
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    • That was a campaign to sell shitty paper straws
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    • "but people have died from metal straws" bro if a straw killed you, you deserved it.
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    • If u use a straw in a bottle, u need to rethink some things
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    • Fuck you turtle im using a god damn straw
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    • Then you’ve obviously never tried to drink a straight scotch without the ice getting in the way
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    • How many times do I have to say this? Silicone straws are the future. Cheap, reusable, come in fun colors and you can use them for hot drinks as well.
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    • But that's a water bottle. You obviously don't use straws for water bottles.
      rwplm 8 sep
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    • Sip
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    • Ironically, the plastic bottle isn't as much of an immediate threat to wildlife as a straw is. It's too big for most creatures to swallow. Though then the danger becomes more plastic actually leeching into the ocean
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    • Redditor calling himself intellectual is funny
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    • Disabled people need plastic straws tho
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    • I am down for pasta straws
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    • People act like using plastic means it's inevitably going into a turtle's mouth, which isn't the case
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    • Do people think the straw argument pertains to a water bottle?
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    • I'll stick with the normal plastic.
      Kelzedek 7 sep
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    • Don’t get a plastic water bottle, get a metal or a glass one instead, bpa free doesn’t really mean much since they just swapped it for bps or bpf, which are a bit less likely to leech into the water but still have many of the same effects when they do
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    • Just eat the water
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    • Why the fuck are turtles inhaling straws anyway
      Plopidr 7 sep
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    • I ain’t putting my mouth on a cup at a restaurant that doesn’t use single use cups. I don’t trust them to wash them that well
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    • Plastic straws can be reused. However, both have their place. Metal straws are for thicker drinks or for certain alcoholic beverages, plastic straws are for thinner drinks with ice cubes in them.
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    • Some people with disabilities have a lot of difficulty drinking without straws
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    • I drink without straws but if I had to I would use plastic straws
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    • Reuse plastic
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    • I think this is just grasping at straws
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    • The caps on
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    • Fuck them turtles
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    • No, literally tho
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    • I use straws for milkshakes and smoothies and at restaurants that give ice in the drinks
      CanadaEh 7 sep
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    • Drink from the bottle pussies
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    • I don't even like straws because it's just a waste
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    • What drink absolutely needs a straw or else you can’t drink it? Not here to start shit I’m just genuinely curious
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    • I got reusable plastic straws at home and I love them to bits because I don’t like having to buy straws over and over again and I use them when I drink anything with ice or is hot
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    • Fuck that plastic.
      hiandbi 7 sep
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    • Ah yes give me Top Comment
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    • Hear me out: Reusable plastic straws.
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    • yuOink 7 sep
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    • just drink from a penis
      pimann 7 sep
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    • A man of culture, I see
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    • I like using metal straws because it's literally the only way I can stay hydrated :(
      bibi_420 7 sep
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    • This is shit
      love_ 7 sep
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    • White gurls.
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    • Just drink your own cum
      Boat_Man 7 sep
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    • You use a bottle?
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