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    • * realizes if you’re a -5 you can take 5$ *
      GanjaTap 7 sep
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    • *Takes a dollar*
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    • I'm about a single monopoly dollar.
      Tardslug 7 sep
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    • Im so ugly I’d have to attach a string to the penny so i can snag it out after lying to myself/ the bucket
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    • I'm student loan debt
      bbbro46 7 sep
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    • pro tip. put a penny in there for yourself while a cute hostess is watching than go up to her and say “here put this 10$ in the bucket because if you do it it will be accurate” boom. drowning in pussy
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    • One sec I'll go grab my -$12 bill
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    • Chuckee cheese token.
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    • -10, bitch give me my money
      _Herb_ 7 sep
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    • When you need to pay with the shiny cool coin you were saving.
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    • If I payed based on my rating, I'd be broke
      bigfork1 7 sep
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    • *insert wooden nickel*
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    • They owe me $10 cause I'm a -10
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    • You gotta give me money
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    • I’m United States debt
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    • The best thing about being so ugly is that I wouldn't even have to put anything in there
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    • Even then, you’re lying to yourself
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    • Lego coins
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    • literally stfu that attitude is gay and annoying, the reason you are a beta is because you make yourself one
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    • I’ve been there! It could be a coincidence however it was an ice cream shop in Puerto Rico, same pictures on the same wall design with the same bucket and lettering on the bucket. I think I’ve been there
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    • I’m worth less than Columbia’s dollar
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    • About 1 dollar, from the great depression
      blue_too 7 sep
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    • Should’ve asked how attractive is your date?
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    • If im honestly rating myself im a 2
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    • Idk. 4?
      TheCheat 8 sep
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    • Takes the bucket
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    • stfu about yourself. No one actually fuckin cares just stfu and stop trying to get pity
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    • I'm broke
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    • About one mark. From the German depression before WWII
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    • 1 Tiyin
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    • 1 yen
      Icos 7 sep
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    • Yeah but if everyone in the world gave you a 1 cent tip you’d have about 78 million dollars.
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    • 1 peso
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    • I can go no farther. It will not swipe. This is the end.
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    • *takes the whole bucket*
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    • If you worth yourself this low you will never amount to anything, beauty is perspective try to make it a good one
      Neoo 8 sep
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    • $100, baby
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    • YOU WONT GET A CENT OUT OF ME!
      AllenAJ 8 sep
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    • One of those little LEGO coins from the old pirate collection
      HUNTERK2 8 sep
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    • This is a self burn era. Not a good way to make tip money
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    • On a scale of $1-$100 how hot are your memes?
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    • *pulls out a ten* can you break this, I'm out of singles
      I_was_a 8 sep
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    • Guess I'm putting $3
      AkaYami 8 sep
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    • Wow, penny is way too generous
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    • Dime....
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    • *drops a $20*
      Wreckage 8 sep
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    • *Takes whatever’s in the bucket + whatever’s in the cash register + whatever’s in the safe in the back*
      Cee_yarr 8 sep
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    • *takes a dime*
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    • GIVE ME THE BUCKET
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    • For me its just an open hand
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    • Better idea. Market towards couples. On a scale from $1 to $10, how attractive is your partner?
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    • Little more to the left please
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    • Damn I’m out of 10 dollars
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    • I take $10 that’s how ugly I am
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    • 1 peso
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    • *puts a $10 bill in* employee: “let me get you some change”
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    • being attractive would be so fucking nice I bet
      roofdog 8 sep
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    • I'd cut a penny in half and put it in there. Just to symbolize I exist but I am worthless.
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    • That depends on the audience
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    • We put that sign up in my store one time and got some serious money. It was mostly young guys. Some would put 10s, some did 1s and 2s along with some self deprecating joke and it was great
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    • Ahh a place to spend my half penny
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    • *pulls out 3 dollar bill*
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    • Oof
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    • About a 4 maybe 5.3
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    • Six bucks
      CruZo 8 sep
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    • Dang.... I couldn't leave a tip....
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    • I would just have to take the money
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    • *cums in bucket*
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    • Well I guess I’d have to take their cash drawer
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    • on a scale from 1-10 im -100
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    • Dubble Bubble gum wrapper
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    • Pick a number from 1 to 10. This dumbass picked .01
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    • Puts in 5 dollars, cashier gives me 1 dollar change
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    • Imagine of the waiter takes ur order and then says to make sure that you leave a ten dollar tip
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    • Prussian franc
      Kurgen 7 sep
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    • On a scale of $1-$10 how humble are you? Would completely contradict itself and create a paradox.
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    • The amount of us debt
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    • pokimane walks up. pulls out 2 dollar bill. keemstar watching from a tree outside with goggles “hmm. better tweet this”
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    • Remember everyone a 1943 penny is worth $86,000
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    • I'm fairly certain if I tried to put in a $10 bill someone would try and give me change
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    • im the national debt
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    • *takes $8
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    • I need to die too
      shithawk 7 sep
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    • "Better take some money out then......"
      geexd125 7 sep
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    • *adds 10$ to a girls tip*
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    • This is a pretty clever tip strategy though
      Tojake2 7 sep
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    • I like to think I'm a 7 but most clothes make me look like a 4
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    • That is a great way to get tips
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    • Negative 500
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    • Hey how do y'all subtract money?
      RichyDP 7 sep
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    • Idk Abe Lincoln was a hottie
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    • *takes out money*
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    • On a scale of 1-10 I’d say I’m poor
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    • I'm taking money
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    • I'm reverse Jeff bezos
      FBIKronk 7 sep
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