• The average hotdog machine will
have 547,500 wieners in it and
catch 4,277 gallons of juice in
its trap during its lifetime
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    • nice croplord shitjob
      Bidon 29 jun
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    • You know who else will have 547,500 wieners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime?????
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    • Hi! I’m the Crop Checker, and my Crop Radar is buzzing! iFunny’s recent cropping has been worse than wearing an overused cum sock. Like this comment, reply your phone model, and mention if you see a good or bad crop. Thanks for participating! Look I’m just trying to fit in ok?
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    • Gotta love DHD
      Zulupunk 29 jun
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    • Fuckin DHD
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    • DHD THE BEST HOTDOG STAND IN AUSTIN BOIIIIIII
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    • ice cropping idio
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    • How many of you other idiots on here still haven't figured out people are doing just fine with their cropping. It's this dumbass app fucking it up
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    • Who cropped this shit?
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    • Just like Ashley. The high school volley ball player thot with leggings so far up her ass, you can see her intestines when she bends over
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    • DHD, open one hour a year
      Weyito 29 jun
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    • Mon
      Nonexisty 29 jun
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    • Yo its a DHD
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    • AirplaneFact!: That crop was almost as bad as people who don't watch my new video on YouTube (MCAS Media)!!
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    • Fucking wiener juice man gets me going every morning
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    • I think the amateur cropping makes it funnier
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    • Just like your mon
      PhatGunt 29 jun
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    • Who gets to drink all the juice 👀
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    • Yes my Mon
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    • Who else is tryna get baptized in hotdog juice?
      Navaknow 30 jun
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    • Hot dog juice
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    • Real homies know DHD
      T_Bone_ 29 jun
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    • What’s a MON?
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    • Thank you for no reaction post 🙏
      Timbobway 29 jun
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    • Oh no I've been smartphowned!
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    • So that means, 128 hotdogs produce a gallon of hotdog juice. This is very useful knowledge, and I’ll be back once I’ve put it to good use.
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    • Then they mix that juice with water to make McDonald’s sprite
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    • just like your mon
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    • Uno reverse
      Weird 29 jun
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    • Just like my ex, fuck you Madison
      GFriend 29 jun
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    • I don’t get it can someone explain
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    • 4,277 gallons of hit dog juice 🤤
      Disco 1 jul
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    • Wholesome features today
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    • I feel like those statistics are made up
      Jungler 30 jun
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    • 128 wieners per gallon meaning they each have about 1/8 of a cup of juice.
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    • My mon?
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    • DHD squad where you at
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    • I mean shit, u right
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    • Not as much as the amount of minion memes your mother liked on Facebook.
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    • As if it ever comes out as less than a gallon
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    • Man I wish I could be hot dog machine 😩
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    • I sent this to my ex wife
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    • Nice shiping croplord
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    • One loyal bottom bitch
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    • Tennis players are not allowed to swear when they are playing in Wimbledon.
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    • Nice crop shitlor
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    • Nice crop shitL
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    • I already fucking posted this you moron
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    • More like my cheating ex
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    • I’ve never had a hotdog from one of those machines at the gas station before. From anyone who has is it good?
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    • B
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    • Don't EVER use the word "Juice" when talking about hotdog water
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    • This implies someone would actually want to fuck my mom more than once
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    • This guy is essentially implying that this cannot be applied to women that are not your mom. This guy is a simp.
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    • Confirmed. Just...
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    • Fuck y'all complaining, the shitty crop makes it funnier
      Trev1019 2 jul
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    • Jokes on you, I'm one of the 547,500 of those wieners hahaha
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    • damn that's savage
      A719 2 jul
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    • Nice shitting croplord
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    • Did it just say juice
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    • My great great uncle invented these
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    • BURN!
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    • Jus like belle delphine
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    • And they last a long time unlike your three different dads
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    • Assuming your mother lives for the global average life span and has been partaking in sexual intercourse since the day of her birth, that would mean your mother has taken about 20.422 dicks per day. Fuckin whore.
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    • How did you know?
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    • Nice
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    • I feel like this is wrong but I don't know enough about hot dog machine statistics to contest it
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