• Raccoons would be such useful pets
due to their thumbs but unfortunately
they also possess the devil's mischief
and can't be trusted
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    • Had a pet raccoon once. Taught the fucker to pickpocket people.
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    • Trash pandas
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    • They are amazing pets you just have to get one as a baby and basically train it like you would a cat but you do have to watch out cause I've had 2 of them and they both have has stashed food in random places
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    • Did u know that a raccoon can fit inside ur ass?
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    • I feel like raccoons are just cats with extra steps
      Madi00 28 jun
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    • Jort 28 jun
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    • They’re like little trash bags, they would eat all the leftovers you don’t want
      mela 28 jun
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    • A raccoon post. I am now obligated to post it.
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    • They’re almost like the animal version of a leprechaun
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    • As someone who raises and releases them back to the wild, this is so accurate. They destroy EVERYTHING. But damn they cute as hell...
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    • Who else waiting for Sly 5
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    • Their mischief is a perk if you know how to teach them correctly
      Jpram518 29 jun
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    • I've owned raccoons they are best pets
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    • Don't have thumbs, just five fingers. Thats why they use both hands to pick stuff up.
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    • Can someone send me the other Elon Musk feature from earlier? The one where he talks about his heroes
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    • They don’t have thumbs. That’s why they carry food they way they do.
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    • my grandma has three baby raccoons shes taken care of since before their eyes were open, cute little things
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    • Okay so like cats with thumbs
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    • I want a semi serious but also satire like show about a cat and raccoon living in a rundown city causing havoc.
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    • Raccoons play with their food, it's so cute
      BrookIyn 28 jun
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    • so are humans
      Heather7 28 jun
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    • Wouldn’t monkeys be better
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    • thats it. hands. hands and opposable thumbs are what give creatures the capacity for evil
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    • “The Devils mischief” is my new favorite phrase.
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    • My mom and her sister brought a baby raccoon home, and left a sign on the bathroom when theh went to work that said "do not enter, raccoon in bathtub" and according to them domesticated racoons act like housecats
      Kvasir713 29 jun
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    • They don't have opposable thumbs.
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    • They could be made into soup
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    • I want one.
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    • DArtagnan 28 jun
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    • Just like humans
      xEclipse 28 jun
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    • I’ve heard raccoons are pretty great pets
      sith729 28 jun
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    • We rescue and rehabilitate wild raccoons. This is meeka! She has brain damage and wobbles a bit when she walks so she can’t be released. She’s one of the sweetest babies you’ll ever find. Her sister however, is the reason I completely agree they can’t be trusted. Nothing is fully raccoon proof.
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    • My mom had two raccoons as a teenager, but eventually they got too aggressive and had to go off on their own
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    • Now go steal that guy's arm.
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    • We just recently caught a baby racoon in a trap we set up outside the chicken coupe for opossum, and we usually k!ll the opossum but the baby racoon was so adorable we built a cage for it and it' s only been a few weeks and he's already warmed up to us, it still doesn't like us reaching for it or
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    • Tom Nook is a bitch
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    • Like humans
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    • Trinityyy we need a pet raccoon
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    • Abella this sounds like something you'd say haha
      Glowing 28 jun
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    • Maybe it is you who can’t be trusted
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    • U can actually own on theit pretty chill my dads friend had a few trained their like if cats and dogs mix
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    • Devils mischief 😂
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    • Haha yeah white people always thinking of enslaving something
      mattomox 28 jun
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    • Racoons deserve execution via firing squad.
      VSaws 28 jun
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    • They murdered Jays chickens
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    • Well so do children but we still keep them around
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    • Cats are worse.
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    • Do raccoons really have thumbs
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    • _Atolad_ 1 jul
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    • *Sad raphtalia noises*
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    • I want one
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    • Make raccoons apart of the army then have them steal from the enemy ,send a hoard of them to finish the runners I don't fucking know.
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    • i have a raccoon and yeah he’s a lil bitch but he’s my lil bitch
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    • Intelligence breeds evil
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    • i looked into it because i want a pet raccoon, and they’re super cuddly and shit for the first six months (they sexually mature around six months old) but after that they can get super aggressive and may attack people. so i mean take the info or leave it i don’t really care
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    • Monkeys.
      SatlyAf 1 jul
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    • Eh it worked with cats
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    • Did you know most animal spirits go to worse ghosts whenever they die to harness more power?
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    • So theyre like people
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    • Sounds like Loki Wich is funny because it's a different mythology.
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    • Yeah I own a one year old raccoon named glitch and he's a little god damn asshole
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    • As someone with a pet raccoon can confirm the little shits are evil
      qewds 30 jun
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    • A raccoon kiIIed my chucked and two of my koi fish
      _frosty_ 30 jun
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    • I can’t wait until raccoons learn to start fires
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    • just like cats
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    • Trash pandas
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    • Like I'm gonna believe anything a cat says
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    • "Possess the devils mischief and can't be trusted" im using this with my next tiefling character
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    • What about raccoons 😐
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    • Ah, yes, just like women
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    • We have a raccoon that comes to our balcony for food his name is Jerry
      PugLover4 30 jun
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    • All I see here is 2 reasons to get a raccoon
      dude500 30 jun
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    • Any animal with thumbs has too much power
      PIL0T 30 jun
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    • They also carry diseases than can kil.l any grown adult so there's that
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    • Um, Monkeys?
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    • Imagine cats with thumbs. You have a raccoon
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    • I know 4 people who have had or have raccoons as pets and they are amazing pets. (Train them and get them threw the right way, it's like a dog cat with human claw hands)
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    • My exauntinlaw had a pet raccoon
      kurtbart 30 jun
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    • You ask it to bring you a cucumber for the salad and he goes to your daughters room
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    • Loki incarnate
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    • Loki be like
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    • They're not amazing when they're in my live trap, those little bastards get mean.
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    • I know a guy with a pet racoon. He just masturbates all the time and blows his load all over the place
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    • Aliens talking about humans
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    • fuck raccoons man, mfs cant stay outta my trash can
      noonman 29 jun
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    • Imma get a bunch of forest animals, like deer, raccoons, squirrels, etc. and train them to become my army of the forest. Government better watch tf out for me
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    • They're just children with more mobility and less speech.
      Food_God 29 jun
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    • But I mean so are/do children.
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    • My dad rehabs raccoons and they break into the snacks And open them their selves and it’s weird
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    • I think there's something inherent to thumbs that makes animals mischievous little bastards
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    • Raccoons don't have thumbs
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    • I’ve got raccoons and there fucking awesome
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    • Did William Patrick Charleston write this?
      Skye016 29 jun
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    • That's why you gotta get a possum. Or a lemur.
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    • Raccoons don't have thumbs though...
      Reikishu 29 jun
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    • So technically they could give a convincing hand Job with thumbs?
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    • What if thumbs are the source of all evil? People, thumbs, definitely evil. Dogs, no thumbs, pure good. Raccoon, thumbs chaotic neutral at best. Chimps, thumbs X4, so evil they'll through shit at you and bite your face off
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