they call me ranch cause I be dressing
coughing coughing
20 jan 2021
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
@YOKOKIKUCHI KS / CATERS NEWS
Shiba Inu Siblings
Never Take a
Perfect Family
Photo Thanks to
One Prankster
Pooch
Hina, a white Shiba Inu dog, loves to pull faces whenever she is posed with the rest of her Shiba family
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
@YOKOKIKUCHI KS / CATERS NEWS Shiba Inu Siblings Never Take a Perfect Family Photo Thanks to One Prankster Pooch Hina, a white Shiba Inu dog, loves to pull faces whenever she is posed with the rest of her Shiba family
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
JUST IN:
Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
JUST IN: Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few
dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35
icleadgranted
LovesTacos LovesTacos
9 sep 2020
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 icleadgranted
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa