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    • Then it's off to the slaughter house
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    • All fun and games until you are walked into a building with 10 other cows and then get sh0t in the head then next thing you know you are gutted hanging by your feet then you are being ground up into burger patties, sent to the grocery store, and then you are being eaten at a restaurant
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    • Hammed burger :(
      SergeyT 29 jul
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    • Yeah until the humans get hungry.
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    • All of our ancestor fish deciding to evolve into apes instead of cows
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    • *gets mauled by a pack of coyotes*
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    • Ya boi
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    • Then you get straight up slaughtered
      GLoomis 29 jul
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    • And then you get slaughtered
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    • Till you get milked, fucked, and butchered
      FangAngel 30 jul
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    • Breaktim3 29 jul
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    • Reading this gave me AoT vibes
      Triv 29 jul
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    • Bright 29 jul
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    • “For a Moo of your talents?”
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    • That's actually not an uncommon fantasy. One I've helped fulfill more than once.
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    • They’d make me the chick fil a spokes-cow
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    • Dude cow's do not live a simple life i work on a dairy farm and all they do is fight out in the paster. And they're Holstein cows not even highlands
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    • Til you become a Hamburger 😕
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    • Yeah, really peaceful til some farmer sticks his fat fist up your pussy to impregnate you, then you have your head locked in a pillory with milking machines sucking your teets for 2 hours a day, for the next 2 years of your life... And when your milk production slows down, they slit your thoat.
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    • Udderly ridiculous.
      Le_Booty 29 jul
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    • Living that wagyu life
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    • And then you turn into a hamburger
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    • Till you get too fat
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    • You need to specify dairy cow dude.. it won't stay peaceful unless you got a job even as a cow
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    • only to be cut up in the end, what a life
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    • Sorry but its cake
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    • Kinda like a democrat
      ransom451 29 jul
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    • Then go live out in the woods, that’s the human equivalent
      Nimrod01 29 jul
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    • Be a bull. No slaughter. Just hump till death
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    • The rent is making babies if you can’t do that you get sent to the slaughter house
      bnoair 29 jul
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    • All was peacefull until the cow tippers attack.
      rezer0 29 jul
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    • I wish my dick was even fatter than it already is
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    • Just moo it
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    • And the you get slaughtered
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    • And death. Don’t forget u are nothing more than a burger to me.
      riss200 30 jul
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    • Moo and steak
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    • Until u die
      KAKASHI07 29 jul
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    • Furry
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    • But no Kraft macaroni and cheese :(
      HayBro888 29 jul
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    • Until you get butchered tasty boi
      inrface 29 jul
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    • Just moo....
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    • Ever milk a male cow. It ain’t easy
      nucci97 29 jul
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    • Grass fed beef is the best
      chvh806 29 jul
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    • And then free death! What more could i wish for
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    • Better hope you're a girl then
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    • Get fucked by a bull
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    • I think being an eagle would be the best life anything could have
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    • Dairy cow, not a cow for meat
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 29 jul
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    • Crow
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    • Literally no need for the reaction image at all. Didn’t make the post any better
      HarryKane 29 jul
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    • Untell you become beef
      12223333 29 jul
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    • And then I eat you
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    • What movie was this from?
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    • All is well until the slaughter house
      whatsup 29 jul
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    • I wish I was a dinosaur fucking extinct
      Badger420 29 jul
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    • Till i eat yoi
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    • Burger?
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    • If you're a dairy cow free living on the fat of the land, best life you'll ever have. Sorry to the cows in factories, forced to give constant milk.
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    • Isnt that the doja cat song?
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    • So basically you just wanna exist.
      tweb 29 jul
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    • Off To the slaughter house ye go
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    • Just moo
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    • And then coyotes come and k1lls you
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    • Close enough, my grandpa was a farmer and he's one of the happiest people I know. His kids and grandkids all have degrees and live in cities and I think there might just be something to the hard working simple life..
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    • Hamburger on the hoof. Yummy.
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    • moo-d
      MamaJitsu 29 jul
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    • You already are. Your life is as simple or complicated as you wish. You are just an ape with anxiety.
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    • Till ya go on the spinny wheel bc some white chick wanted a milkshake
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    • I'd rather be the hunter than the pray.
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    • So blacks and people making more on unemployment.
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    • *gets turned into a burger*
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    • Just moo it man
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    • Until your owner sells you, next thing you know you’re in a giant farm with 1,000 others like you about to get smashed by a moving wall
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    • Like a cows opinion...doesnt matter...its moo...
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    • I agree. The outcome is the same for most, no segregation, and the death is quick and simple.... unless it gets mad
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    • then the best part is you don’t gotta commit suicide they do it for you lmao
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    • And die when you reached peak age
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    • Yeah, I’ll pass fam
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    • Imagine if the Indian people were right about cows and how we live our last days as cows on earth. I feel so bad for their last years.
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    • You’re robbed of that living :)
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    • I want to be the grass the cow eats ...no rent no job no expectations just bliss
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    • Until you're beef
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    • Till the farmers get you fat and ship you off to the slaughterhouse!!!! Dumbass!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • Until you get taken to the slaughter house
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    • Well you dont need to pay rent, have a job, or go to college.. and you will probably still be living in a field to.
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    • Until it’s over!
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    • Steamed Hams!
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    • bugs
      FATCHONK 31 jul
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    • I read that as "crow" eating grass and though op was fucking retarded. But alas it was i that was fucking retarded.
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    • Damn I do really envy them but Burger King and McDonald slap me back into reality quick
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    • Beef industry will be a rude awakening for you then
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