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Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?
Me: No, you may not have my name, but
you may call me John
Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am nota fae
Me: Oh? Then you wouldn't mind holding this
iron horseshoe then, right?
*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*
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    • The fae cant lie, by saying they aren't fae, they prove that they aren't
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    • That one scp forest that needs new names
      Sedonia 14 jan
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    • To anyone who doesn’t understand: it’s a D&D thing. Fae are the fairy race, being fae is not exclusive to fairies. Dullahan are also fae (imagine the headless horseman) and a dullahan is known for being able to curse you with death if it knows your true name. Instead of silver iron is their weakness
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    • So I googled “Fae” and it said “archaic Scottish”. Version of the word “foe”
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    • This was just a cheesy joke for book nerds I posted. I thought maybe 4 likes or so. Didn't think it would be featured.
      MrOhno 16 jan
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    • “Sir this is a DMV, it’s not as if I am hiding anything about myself from you.”
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    • Wouldnt mind if i... spoke the name of the wind would you?
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    • Faes and witches are the reasons middle names exist, youre more than welcome to use your last name too as long as you dont give them your full name
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    • Daily_JDM 16 jan
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    • You can tell the people what you want, but leave me my name! (John proctor, the crucible)
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    • I got stuck in a washing machine for 135 hours what I miss?
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    • *Comment section full of fairy scholars
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    • Lies a fae wouldn’t be able to blatantly lie and say they’re not a fae.
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    • Someone please explain
      Dekai 16 jan
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    • Some people are saying Iron Druid Chronicles or just shit they've learned in the internet and I'm the only stan here thinking The Dresden Files
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    • I get Fae but what the hell does an iron horseshoe have to do with it.
      Buckey 16 jan
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    • Hope you all read the Dresden files novels
      Howie_Cat 16 jan
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    • If he was a fae he wouldn't have been able to lie..
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    • Can someone explain the iron horseshoe thing?
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    • What?
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    • There are three things a wise man fears: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
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    • What if the iron thing is just a lie that they allowed to circulate while it actually empowers them or they're immune to it and mess with people by using illusions to pretend it hurts them?
      Zhor 17 jan
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    • Gentleman John Marcone
      Ty9brog 17 jan
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    • Wa
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    • The Fae would have worded it like “Sir, I think you are mistaken. This is a DMV, what has you assuming I’m Fae?” Because they cannot lie
      Magicae 16 jan
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    • It means fairy folk~
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    • Count their fingers lest ye be dealing with a fae
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    • Hmmm... well you won’t mind if I spill this sugar on the floor....
      V_ENDETTA 16 jan
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    • It’s a god damn changeling, I swear.
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    • Fairyfolk burn when touching iron.
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    • Is this Artemis fowl?
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    • He’s brought a gaggletack
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    • What?
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    • What’s a Fae
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    • What is the fae thing from?
      lmjax 16 jan
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    • Erin go bragh
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    • The term "Fae" refers to an individual with the Sight. A common misconception is that it refers to a fairy, one of the fair folk. This is wrong. The myth that they can't lie is just that, a myth. Many speak misleadingly in folktales, but they are known to lie and entrap humans. Those nuances (1/2)
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    • Occultist meme? Wtf
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    • DMV = dangerous menstruating vampire
      VoidLance 16 jan
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    • Da fuck ia a fae
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    • Ya’ll calling out the Dresden Files and Iron Druid series which are freaking great no doubt.... but the Fae are much more The Name Of The Wind territory for sure. Btw that series is better than anything else. Truly amazing.
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    • Explain
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    • Bruh
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    • I understood this not from D&D but from books I’ve read
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    • Either way this makes sense. Could you imagine actually doing this to a DMV clerk? I'd be sweating bullets too if some crazy mother fucker just threatened me with a horse shoe
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    • “I never said anything about a fae”
      Merasmus 18 jan
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    • The horses name was Friday
      MrWafer 18 jan
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    • It only takes one more test and he will be processed in a minute the teller thought
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    • O
      bagelguy 17 jan
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    • If they know the word fae. They're a fae. Or some asshole
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    • If someone asks for your name just say yes and stare blankly at them
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    • Fae can't lie so it must be another creature that iron impacts negatively
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    • What would’ve happened if he said “yes, my name is John”?
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    • Count the fingers on his hand
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    • It's funny the fae are not bothered by iron, it ash wood that hurts them
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    • Wat
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    • The fuck is a fae?
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    • He’s clearly not a fae because fae can’t lie
      Ghrbevg 16 jan
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    • Faeries can’t lie tho, they said “I am not a fae” so they’re not
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    • What
      Joe__Cool 16 jan
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    • If ye meet a man upon the road, count his teeth, lest ye deal unknowing with a fae
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    • If a person just assumes you're doing something because they aren't a fae they are definitely a fae lol
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    • Fae is faery folk or just fairies. Some cultures prefer the term fae cause it can also refer to more than just winged creatures. The creatures in Maleficent are fae
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    • Am I not nerd enough to understand?
      IROC 16 jan
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    • What the fuck does this mean
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    • Wtf is a fae
      Rood_Dood 16 jan
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    • “Who said anything about fae?”
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    • Sir, this is a denny's parking lot, either buy the crack, pay the hitman, or leave.
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    • Ew pagans
      untitled 16 jan
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    • “Who ever said anything about a fae?” *sweats nervously*
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    • To be fair, if that employee were Fae then they wouldn’t be able to lie, so safe to say they are not Fae. lol
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    • What's a fae?
      ethan1028 16 jan
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    • what?
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    • Or you can offer them some shiny trinkets and to bring them some bread and honey as a peace offering
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    • Tell fae actual name. Flex when your magic is so strong their dishonorable trickery doesn’t affect you.
      Karthull 16 jan
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    • Hey cool a double post right next to each other! Edit: my Ifunny version was just momentarily retarded and showed it twice somehow
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