• Me: The house is a disaster. We
all need to clean.
8-year-old: Who's coming over?
Me: No one. We're cleaning for us.
8: But we already know we
live like this.
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    • Kids say shit like this I wouldn’t doubt this for a second
      Catdoom14 21 jan
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    • It's weird that a lot of people don't think an 8 year old can think of something like that.
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    • Fr my parents act like the party gonna be in my room when ppl come over
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    • The 8 year old didn't say that I bet
      VitaminC_ 21 jan
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    • A majority here think this is fake while I relate to this kid. Growing up I would always say something similar to that when my mom wanted me to clean. "We have no one coming over. " "We live in filth let it be." "We're going to sleep in 3 hours. Let there be filth".
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    • These are the same kids who shit on the floor in the locker room bathroom and say shit like “it’s their job”
      3xcalibur 21 jan
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    • Just be glad y’all didn’t grow up Latinos. Our moms had us scrubbing the walls with a sponge every few weeks.
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    • Mom: NONE MUST KNOW
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    • Did this happen? Probably not. Is it cute and kind of funny? Yes, so I'm going to appreciate it
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    • 8 year old: *Farts his own ass*
      iFappy 21 jan
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    • Gagey 21 jan
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    • It's true I was the house
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    • Except every time they clean the house is because they invited a guest even they dont like just to show off something they recently bought.
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    • 8 year old me? That was 23 year old me today
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    • This is early....
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    • 8:
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    • Me as a child
      Ostyuula 21 jan
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    • it's true I was the house
      awk16 21 jan
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    • He's right
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    • Very reasonable
      lwpack 21 jan
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    • 8:
      AronMcK 21 jan
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    • Why is this so amazing?
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    • We got new appliances installed last week and my dad comes banging on our doors at 7am to get up and clean even though they weren’t going to be there until noon. He even made us clean the ceiling fan...the fcking fan
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    • This is me now
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    • Same actually
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    • A dirty house and dirty room makes me anxious and makes me feel bad and I can’t sleep if my rooms a mess. A clean house is way better for mental health
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    • That's the only way I remember where I put everything
      Blyad 21 jan
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    • Somewhere... A Mexican grandma is weeping
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    • poopooo caca
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    • Execute order 69😎😎😎
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    • Adult 21 jan
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    • Cum
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    • Wow, is that an iFunny.co watermark?
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    • Just because I’m early... orange juice.
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    • Can't relate, I clean my house daily
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    • (x) doubt
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    • This > curing aids
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    • its true i was the 8 year opd
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    • This is accurate. I always thought “people live here. This is how things are normally” when I was a kid.
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    • Kids can be smart af sometimes
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    • I have an 8 year old living in my head
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    • 8 year olds have an uncommonly high amount of common sense
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    • 8: (words)
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    • I'm sixteen and I FUCKING AGREE. Why do I have to clean my fucking closet because your friend is coming over for work, that bitch shouldn't even be in my ROOM, much less MY FUCKING CLOSET!!!!
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    • I’m 19 and I’ll admit I still think like this
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    • True story, I was the no one
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    • Probably not 8. But when I was like 15 I would argue when we'd have thanksgiving dinner and they'd be like "clean your room" and I'd ask "oh are we having dinner in my room this year?"
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    • He's right!
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    • It’s as if y’all never where a kid before.. where you retarded as a kid or something?
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    • finally someone says it
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    • Anyone else love that feeling after you spend the whole day cleaning your house? Like you can finally relax?
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    • Everyone else lives like slobs why do we have to hide it?
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    • I’ve said that to my father recently even
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    • Y'all some fucking retards if you think an 8 year old didn't say this
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    • Trust me, I've thought this my whole life 😂
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    • I used to relate to the 8 year old, now I relate to the parent
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    • Why do y’all think sarcasm or funny comments just doesn’t appear in people’s heads until puberty?
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    • He right
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    • So apparently nobody here was literate enough to say anything with 6 or more letters at the age of 8?
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    • Gf always does this😂😂 I’m just like who tf is cleaning the house for?
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    • “Well if your embarrassed for people to come over why do we live like this.
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    • I used to say stuff like that a lot
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    • My parents would laugh at some shit I said as a young lad. They asked me once if I would like a pool once we moved into a house and I said no because then I would have to clean it
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    • Think back to when you were kids, this is exactly what we said all the time
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    • It’s true, I was the house
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    • Stroke
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    • Thanks for feeling my pain random 8 yr old
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    • This dude seems like he always saying his kid says shit like this, he’s def bullshitting
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    • This happened to be multiple times growing up
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    • As fake as this sounds, this is my attitude about cleaning.
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    • I like how they just call them 8 by the end of it
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    • My boss died recently and he has an 8 yr old. When the kid saw the casket his father was in he asked “why is it called a casket?” His uncle was by him and said idk. The kid then said “well it feels more like a sad box” and that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
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    • When my mom said to clean my room because of guests and I was just like "who's going in my room"
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    • People are saying that they should expect an 8 year old to act like this but then thing is we dont act like this or even thought about that statement. Sk stfu and enjoy this beautiful thought exercise
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    • isn’t that what every 8yo says
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    • I would’ve said the same shit if I was 8
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    • “8”
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    • I still act like that kid
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    • Dude when you’re eight learned behavior and english class can make you say some stuff. I believe this
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    • That's what I dont get, theres really no point in making your house look spotless when guests are coming, as long as its decently clean, everybody knows everybody cleans right before having guests
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    • Looked this dude up on Twitter, that’s like all of his jokes
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    • Today in things your child did not say
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    • This house is a circus
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    • I'd say about 6 is the age kids start to form conscious and full thoughts so yeah this is believable
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    • This gave me flashback of my first ass whopping
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    • It probably happened but this is funny so it didn’t happen
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    • I can't argue with that
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    • I cant go a day with having a messy house I'll got to keep that shit clean for my sanity
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    • As an 8 year old I thought of that too, but knew better than to say it
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    • People forget how smart children are
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    • Pretty sure this is stolen from Malcolm in the Middle
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    • Sure...
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