• When you pet a dog and the owner
says, "wow he never lets strangers
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    • I always tell that to people regardless, seeing their face light up is priceless
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    • Druids are the most underrated spellcasters
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    • Who is that? Radagast
      zulaak 14 jan
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    • Heard a story of a guy who had this super friendly pet (can't remember if it was a cat or a dog) that would love on anybody who came in. Anyways, whenever they had a new person over and the pet inevitably went up to the new person and let them pet it, the owner would act shocked and surprised and
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    • I say that to everyone who pets my dog, just to add some joy in thier lives
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    • Guys my dog is the least threatening dog that I know and she acts like she’s all tough. These people pushing a stroller went by and she ran after them barking. They just laughed at her. Her whole body jolts up like a chihuahua when she barks.
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    • My friend recently adopted an old cat that’s been a stray for a really long time and doesn’t like anyone but whenever I come over, the old cat loves to just sit near me. He doesn’t let me pet him but just sits there next to me and closes his eyes.
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    • You pet dogs without asking first?
      Maloo 14 jan
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    • Leshy :)
      Mythology 14 jan
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    • Thats cuz you smell like bacon ya fat fuck
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    • Just means were great hunters
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    • saladcat 15 jan
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    • Or even worse: "Wow, he never lets me do that"
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    • Easiest way to get a dog to respect you is to walk up to confident and don’t shy away if it moves be predictable and sure of your actions.
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    • Always makes me feel like a real life Druid.
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    • I tell this to everyone who pets my dog. Little white lie to brighten people's day
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    • Yeah my neighbor has a bird that doesn't like people, but he really likes me
      BLewy56 14 jan
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    • SIuts 14 jan
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    • I am that person every time
      manw0lfz 14 jan
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    • Bitch then why did you let that person pet him
      Miezute 14 jan
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    • PorkSword 14 jan
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    • I just say I’m the animal whisper
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    • My dog will try to deepthroat people with her tongue. I tell people to keep their head back but they never believe me
      NotSoFun 18 jan
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    • guys my dog sometimes shakes and can’t walk but my mom thinks it’s nothing what is it
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    • I tell people that he’s aggressive lol
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    • Happened to me once, but he just wanted the spare hotdogs in my pocket
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    • That's me but with children
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    • My aunt had a dog that supposedly hated dudes but liked me
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    • Went to pet smart the other day was looking at their ball pythons. They where wiggling and slithering all over. Poking their heads up to look at me and all around. I asked the worker if it was feeding day, she said no and that she has never seen them do that before, so they must like me.
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    • I am the chosen one
      gfvjcehob 17 jan
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    • I do this to make them feel special somerimes.
      DatBoi238 16 jan
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    • For me it’s cats, cats fucking love me somehow
      iMagnolia 16 jan
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    • What's the artwork?
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    • Y'all ever say that to make someone really happy?
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    • If your dog doesn't let strangers pet it, you've failed in raising your dog
      BeakerPD 16 jan
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    • Thas me
      donhippy 16 jan
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    • EvelynHoper
      not bad, not bad)
      EvelynHoper 16 jan
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    • I have this weird spell cast upon me from the cat I had when I was little, I loved him, but he ran away. He was confused when we moved, and we think he wanted to find old home. Ever since then, I don’t trust cats, but cats like me.
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    • That's me all of the time, I'm almost like Beastmaster from Borderlands 3
      Tracer21 16 jan
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    • Little do they know I’m not a stranger to their dog
      dat_chloe 15 jan
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    • I’m Wotan thanks
      OwObois 15 jan
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    • He's the guy that's literally on every single Korpiklaani album.
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    • ZolaRZeaR 15 jan
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    • I am a god
      JhayFoo7 15 jan
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    • And you were just gonna let me go for it?
      dbaybeh 15 jan
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    • Yeah actually it do be like that
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    • I've had animals follow me and have me pet them call me a druid
      kman01 15 jan
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    • I'm just a brown wizard, I'm a little Rad if you know what I mean
      Mlem420 15 jan
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    • I ask first.
      V_ortekz 15 jan
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    • I would tell everyone that but hes a pit and then theyd assume he’s aggressive, when he literally runs from the cat outside
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    • Bro that's a fat fox
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    • Who's the artist?
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    • My dog sadly died about 2 years ago and he was very nice so what we did was when I’d take him for walks he loves being petted so I’d let people pet him and then tell them “wow you must be good with animals cause he’s usually pretty aggressive towards strangers.”
      FeatureMe 15 jan
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    • Did that with a pet wolf once.
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    • That rabbit looks like it could fuck some shit up
      kuener 15 jan
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    • Sometimes I say it so the person feels special.
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    • Look at that chonky fox
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    • This happened to me once when i asked a couple who came down to florida for the winter if i could pet their chow dog. Big fuckin fluffy bastard with a blue tongue. It wasnt until later my mam said they are usually very protective of their owners ( i kinda basically ran past em and reach in their car
      DoomDude 15 jan
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    • Most dogs are absolute pussies unless they're introduced to you by there owners. I was paid to dog sit my neighbor's dog, it has never seen me so when I walked in it squealed and pissed all over the floor. Then it ran away into darkness so I just put food in its bowl and left.
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    • haha yes
      Zolia 15 jan
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    • Despite my thicc ass beard, my inner child comes out when I'm petting someone's dog in the street and the dogs sense my enemy so they vibe with it. I used to have a pit so yea they feel the love
      cobif 15 jan
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    • I can call a cat by name and they come to me
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    • Am i a bad person for telling people this when they pet my lab? She absolutely loves people, but I say she never does to make the petter feel good
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    • No one ever wants to pet my dogs
      jfde 15 jan
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    • Krabby 15 jan
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    • Sauce?
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    • My dog hates people darker than a piece of paper. She’s a good girl
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    • The opposite is true for me. My friends dog is aggressive to me and me alone.
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    • I hate when people say this like, oh so your not gonna tell me before it bites my hand off
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    • Was delivering some pizzas, there was a cat sitting on the porch. I knocked then started petting. Person came out and was shocked. "How are you doing that? He bites literally everybody!"
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    • He never does that unless he’s horny.
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    • Thats so true
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    • :0
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    • Btw that’s sylvanus from I believe Greek mythology
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    • I've befriended a couple random animals before and tbh that's the feeling
      igotadog 15 jan
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    • I do this when people who pet my dog need a little pick-me-up.
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    • Raharu 15 jan
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    • If that's true about the dog, the owner probably should be letting a stranger pet him
      AwsmStina 15 jan
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    • Sometimes I just tell the people petting my dog that so they feel better throughout the day
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    • I say that to everyone about my very friendly dog, so that way they feel like this.
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    • My dog loves people but I always say that so the person feels special
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    • The key is how u approach the animal
      tirpizza 15 jan
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    • *When an adult Irish bull bows to let you pet it and the farmer can’t believe it
      hamer51 15 jan
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    • my dogs love people but i tell everyone this so they feel special
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    • cause yo ass yanking on the leash like he always a bad dog. Fuckin bad owner. bad hum bad.
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    • As a person who walkes their dog every day and has people constantly ask to pet it, I always say "he usually never lets strangers let him". It always makes the person petting feel good about themselves, whether for a few minutes or the rest of the day
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    • Strangers keep that mentality when they try to pet my dog. Then my dog snaps and lunges at them which reaffirms to them they aren’t animal Jesus.
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    • I literally pet any dog and they just love it.
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    • I say "oh he usually doesn't like strangers" so the person feels good about themselves
      Chickem 15 jan
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    • That's fucking Frey
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    • That happens to me all the damn time and I love it
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    • A dude once did that to me. He has a dog the gets nervus around strangers and didnt say shit when i asked if i can pet him. I did then 5 seconds later started barking
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    • Me with black kitties, which are by far my favorite breed cause theyre calm and cuddly if you know them for long enough and dont fucking run around the house at mach 5
      Junebug_ 14 jan
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    • I say this to my friends when they pet my dog to make them feel good
      cjyeet 14 jan
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    • Roark865 14 jan
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    • Nah I just that to sad people so I can make them smile ..am I bad for doing that ?
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