• Me Sips coffee
My poop:
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    • If your coffee doesn't cause this, you don't have coffee. Change my mind.
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    • That's cool but have you ever been on a run and when you're going down a steep hill the poop in your body slowly starts to push out with every step yet you hold it back with your gluteus Maximus cheeks sealed shut
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    • I like poop jokes
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    • It's all fun and games until you get caught in traffic on the way to work and it kicks in
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    • ngl I’m pooping right the fuck now
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    • I love a good poop
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    • I can’t fucking I can’t fucking poop
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    • SO ITS NOT JUST ME!?
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    • okay but why do I really laugh only when I see/hear poop jokes
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    • It used to not have this effect on me, but when I turned 16 I’d have the shits and have to dip class every day like clockwork just to nuke the toilets
      FBI_GUY 7 jul
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    • My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time 🎵
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    • Is it normal for poop to be jet black?
      Xacto 7 jul
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    • I shat myself recently. I was peeing and you know how sometime you fart when you pee? So I was peeing and I farted but it still felt warm in my gooch for a while. I was like hmmm and I took my pants off to see a splotch of liquid shit on my draws
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    • God damnit I despise poop jokes and I laughed out loud at this fuck all of you
      Run_MCID 7 jul
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    • I’ve always said that if I ever get constipated, I don’t need to worry because I can just drink coffee and be cleared out within an hour
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    • Teejo 7 jul
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    • kinda why i don’t like coffee
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    • Why is my poop green
      Nudables 7 jul
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    • This happens to me without having coffee
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    • wazoo 7 jul
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    • Why I poop every time coffee
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    • Coffee just makes me tired. It doesn't make me poop
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    • I thought that said “Simp Coffee”
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    • Bold of you to assume it’s solid.
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    • I love coffee but it sure doesn’t love my anus...
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    • secks is cool and all but have you ever had a girl you genuinely liked lay down with you and just stroke your chest?
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    • Jrasco 7 jul
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    • Me when I smoke a cigarette
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    • This happened to me yesterday where I was on lunch about to go back to work and I was sitting in the break room and I took a sip of my coffee and all of a sudden my butt cheeks clenched together. I waddled to the bathroom and was stopped by my boss telling me I needed to be up front. RIP my cheeks
      txcby11 9 jul
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    • It's actually not the coffee, it's the temperature of the coffee. The hot liquid causes the poop reaction. The same thing would happen if you woke up in the morning, and drank hot water.
      nashdawg 7 jul
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    • I love coffee
      Sharp 7 jul
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    • Fuck thank God I’m not the only one
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    • 4th featured! wow! thank you!
      wtf_no 7 jul
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    • That's not a turtle head poking out?
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    • If you gotta shit after having coffee, your bloodline is weak
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    • Poop hahahaha lol poo poo hahahahaha lol
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    • Anyone else like to drink coffee when they can’t fucking poop?
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    • Nobody likes pooping as a kid but when your an adult it's the best thing that happens to you all day
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    • Poop jokes are amazing
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    • It’s taco bell😳
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    • I remember taking a church flyer and putting circles over letters to spell "dicks out for harambe". My dad found it and gave me a weird look. To this day, I have no idea how to explain it
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    • Drinking coffee now
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    • Haha poop
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    • jake333 7 jul
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    • Best is when you binge eat the night before then go in for a morning shift with a huge mug of coffee and within a couple hours something is knitting your guts together
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    • As soon as you unlock the door at work
      zquirtle 7 jul
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    • I’m too lazy to search it up so I’ll ask here. Why does that happen?
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    • Why does this not happen To me
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    • Same with cola
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    • Why is it white
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    • Q2020 7 jul
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    • What
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    • What?
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    • Lol 2nd comment
      TheKerbi 7 jul
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    • Err day
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    • Foxxo 7 jul
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    • Speaking of shit, how long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 months!
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    • My God that got me 😂
      Escodeen 7 jul
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    • No
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    • Back sophomore year of college, I had a 9am class where I needed a coffee beforehand. I had enough time to finish it at 950, walk to my dorm by 955, and run into the restroom to explode. Cafeteria coffee, man
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    • ADIOS more like
      TheCheat 7 jul
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    • That's French Roast for ya
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    • Kenobi!
      amarg_7 7 jul
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    • As fat bastard would say: I got a little turtle head poking out
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    • Damn this was featured?
      Urbanxx 7 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • So. You thought this was okay to post.
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    • Saw this on reddit first
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    • Caffeine stimulates the bowels. If you're constipated, have a good strong espresso. You'll be pooping in no time.
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    • Fuck coffee, you ever smoke a cigg while taking your morning shit? Turns my damn bowels into a slip n slide.
      Scuds 7 jul
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    • Why is this so true
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    • Bonjour 🤗
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    • Same thing when I drink energy drinks
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    • I LOVE COFFEE
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    • that’s cool but have you ever had your 3rd cig in a row and it hits you all at once
      zayno_ 10 jul
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    • Bruh I literally just sat down to poop and this is the first thing I see
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    • Am I the only one that dosent have to shit when drinking coffee? Like honestly. Most of the time coffee does the opposite to me
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    • Ciao
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    • The same meme we've been using for a couple years with a different picture.. nice!
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    • I’ve never understood why coffee does that to people.
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    • Wish it could do this to me. It takes me three days to shit, but when I do it’s a giant demon log.
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    • I only drink coffee to get back on a poop schedule
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    • God, I remember I brought a whole pot of coffee with me on the day of a test and I pretty much failed it because of how much I was gonna shit myself since it was at the end of the day XD
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    • Correction *hits nicotine device*
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    • Is this true? American poop coffee?
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    • DiN0Girl 9 jul
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    • *TEA
      LILBANK 9 jul
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    • Does coffee really act as a laxative?
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    • Simple memes = Best memes
      SCIZZ 9 jul
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    • More like alcohol
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