• why would i BUY
a weighted blanket
when ican sleep with the weight of
knowing i will never be enough
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    • Weighted blankets are kinda nice tho ngl
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    • Prezz_ 18 jun
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    • I thought weighted blankets were for autistic people
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    • I got a weighted blanket for my birthday and it's the fucking best. It's warm, cozy, and feels like a hug without the human contact.
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    • Can’t relate, my cock is so huge I just sleep under the weight of it.
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    • Don’t feel bad knowing there’s a horse on my page that can easily cheer you up. Go look at him. Go visit him. He’s just sitting there waiting
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    • I tried a weighted blanket once and it wasn’t comfortable at all. Imagine trying to adjust your sleeping position but it’s way harder bc of being restrained by the blanket
      TinyTims 18 jun
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    • weighted blankets fuckin slap tho
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    • Just have Gibby sleep on top of you
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • Looks like you couldn’t handle the Nuetron style
      erocks101 18 jun
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    • Thanks for reminding me that I suck.
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    • DatOneBrownGuy I'm sorry lmao
      lll11ll 18 jun
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    • People who sleep naked:
      XJX_ 18 jun
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      GuitarBending 18 jun
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    • Dude this has been featured over 20 times
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    • Listen none of y’all are depressed. I garuntee everyone reading this comment has someone that loves them even if it is “just” their mom or dad. You have worth to others so why treat yourself less
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    • Honestly weighted blankets would terrify me, I have the feeling on having something weighted on me and struggling to get out and get up, also why I think drowning is the worst way to go
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    • That’s the neutron style, baby
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    • C41N 18 jun
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    • I guess they couldent handle it
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    • Fun fact: Sleeping with a weighted blanket over the span of many years could actually cause your lungs to compress and have been proven to cause a shorter span of time in which you can hold your breath
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    • last time i was this early my gf left me
      luka_04 18 jun
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      Swiggo 22 jun
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    • Funny thing is,is that its not even relationships that make me feel this way,its my parents
      seriko 21 jun
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    • Because I want the combined weights to crush me to death
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    • i want a 25lb weighted blanket, but i don’t wanna spend the money on a 25lb weighted blanket
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    • Weighted blankets are for autistic people lol
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    • Guys laugh edgy=funny
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    • One of my first nuts as a kid was April the Gorlock from that one episode, goddam she was fine
      A1_videos 18 jun
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    • I woke up with a bitch on top of me... her names depression
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    • Wrong
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    • If you’re an asshole who hates gay people, women, vegans, and anyone else who has a different opinion than you do, you deserve to feel like you’re not enough because you aren’t and you never will be until you grow the fuck up.
      lamelion 18 jun
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    • My father once told me "I don't see you ever being anything good."
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    • Cuz it’s just not that confy
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    • Or play MH4u to reach fulfillment
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    • I thought about buying a weighted blanket once but then I realized I get hot easily when I sleep. I don't need EXTRA heat
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    • Weighted blankets get so warm, I love mine.
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    • We all know everybody in this app is here because we have no one to text
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    • ShaggyBot 21 jun
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    • Just wanted to say I might get a girlfriend tomorrow wish me luck bois
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    • And cum
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    • Someone couldn’t handle the Neutron style I guess
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    • Haha...
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    • I bought one and was disappointed. Felt like I was sleeping under a wet blanket. I was pissed I didnt feel comfortable from it
      Xarxes 21 jun
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    • Cause then it's DOUBLE the weight
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    • Gr ape
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    • Same
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    • Ain’t gotta call me out like that I just bought one
      Widiot 21 jun
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    • I need a blanket that's more fabric on one side so I can keep my feet warm while the rest of my body not sweaty. Cant sleep without blanket no matter what and two blankets doesnt work as sleep me pulls the blanket upward
      SaviHavoc 21 jun
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    • The trick is to have both
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    • Same
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    • i got a weighted blanket and all i gotta say is that it’s worth it. do it
      reallybia 21 jun
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    • When you wake up from a nap from under a weighted blanket, you’re whole body feels as if you’d slept for days
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    • Boom relatable
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    • They just can't handle the Neutron style
      sethm19 21 jun
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    • Not heavy enough
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    • Me too buddy.
      ArtbyJ 20 jun
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    • I’ve seen this featured 3 times before this one
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    • With the blanket, you're at least comfy with sleeping knowing your not good enough
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    • Told my crush I liked him. He now has a girlfriend ladies and gentlemen... I feel fucking stupid
      MamaHanji 20 jun
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    • I'd be comfy as f
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    • "Why are you reporting this post?" I'm in this picture and I don't like it
      JadenCorr 20 jun
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    • I came here to cheer myself up, not get attacked
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    • Well um gotta blast!!!
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    • I got one for Christmas, and suffocating to sleep is honestly the best :)
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    • They are nothing new they use the make them different. People would make blankets and would and add a new design on top another with filling in between ( like newspaper or what ever) eventually after a few years if would weight like 30 pounds
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    • My dog fuckin peed on mine. I still love him though because his goofy ass smile
      3dgy_b1ch 20 jun
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    • Yes he couldn’t handle the neutron style
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