• WHAT YOU DO DURING SMALL TALK:
NOD AND SMILE PLOT YOUR ESCAPE
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    • Look at them titties
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    • On the blue, they misspelled "beat ya meat under the table".
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    • Smfept 7 sep
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    • I usually just say “Yeah” a whole lot
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    • A pie chart? PERRY THE PIE CHART?!
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    • Man, its like yall enjoy being antisocial
      Agrny 7 sep
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    • In zoom class: brown: listen; blue: try not to look suspicious while cumming with a vibrator in my ass
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    • Parry the pie chart
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    • This account 100% only gets featured for the pfp. Prove me wrong
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    • If you are doing that you are making the other person feel like shit
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    • Look at my face. I look like a sociable guy right? No. I'm fucking terrible at being social unless I'm drunk. Pls help.
      afro 7 sep
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    • PeRrY tHe PiE ChArT?!?
      Mayochup 8 sep
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    • This pie chart was made very poorly
      Kyber 7 sep
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    • Don't call me out like that man
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    • Yea, uh-huh, right, ok, *repeats what they said as a question*, cool
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    • Then you complain about not having a gf
      peboy 7 sep
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    • daydream and nod
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    • For some reason I got small talk and foreplay confused and thought why would you plot your escape before sex
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    • Have a plan to noon everyone in the room
      hibo2 7 sep
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    • I start off by saying I’m hard of hearing. And I’m basically deaf in a group of people talking.
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    • I hate that that's me
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    • Nodding and smiling is part of planing the escape
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    • Hey... maybe try... listening *shocked face*. You’ll find a crazy improvement of your own issues when you get tf out of yourself and listen to other people. Truly the fuck listen.
      483sw 7 sep
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    • Telling someone a story not realising they were actually interested and they keep asking you questions and making follow-ups
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    • Ah yes I too am an introvert haha
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    • Some of you don’t get it. I can be sociable, I can talk to people, it’s not a damn crime to not want to
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    • Stare
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    • Stare into the eyes
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    • Why you got to call me out like that?
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    • You dont before hand?
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • If it’s a girl imagine her boobies
      samwoo 7 sep
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    • Coffee hour after church. Just let me enjoy my pastries and coffee in peace, dammit.
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    • At a party yesterday, some dude I didn’t know was talking to me but thank god my annoying sister ran into me complaining about something cause I'm pretty sure he thought I was still in middle school
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    • Well... (blank) that’s the perfect escape
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    • Talk normally
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    • Perry the platypus
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    • Ialo 7 sep
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    • Three comments
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    • Pretty much done with these quirky memes
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    • Being socially inept is not a personality trait
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    • When you're walking closer and closer to the door and they're just not getting the fucking hint and instead just start following you
      AppleAss 8 sep
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    • Is that perry the platypus?
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    • Im a pretty good smooth talker and have a silver tongue. Only escape route I’m planning is the one into her panties.
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    • I think it's nice talking to people, im not good but I try my best, you're all doing just great
      Zaneus 8 sep
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    • “mhmm, yeah”
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    • Or just.. don't small talk. Sure people think you're an ass for not playing to social niceties, but it's worth it.
      AMTURN 8 sep
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    • Fart and point...
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    • I was at work and this one super quiet girl just randomly walks up and starts talking to me. Im awful at small talk to begin with so it was awkward
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    • This is a perry the platypus joke, isn't it?
      Iiao 8 sep
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    • Continue to say you have to go but keep getting sucked in to the conversation further
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    • lol l don’t participate in small talk . We go straight to our own mortality and how time seems to move by so fast when disassociating
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    • My physical school has started with 30percent attendance. For the first time, I could properly conduct a good talk with a girl and it genuinely seemed like she was enjoying it too. Most of the time people listen to me for the sake of not making me feel bad. But this time she added to the convo.
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    • So true
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    • Is that why I’m so bad at small talk? I try to listen to other person but I can’t make it work.
      AxSTex 8 sep
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    • Is this a Perry pie chart?
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    • *sing song voice * PERRY!
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    • Or change it from small talk to something you’re both interested in
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    • I just don't fuckin engage in it it's fuckin stupid
      Maxolotl 8 sep
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    • Blue is "wait for them to stop talking"
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    • Hope you all had a great memorial day
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    • Anyone else notice that the brown is slightly offset
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    • What is the black part?
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    • Thats just a platypus
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    • Wait for their bf/gf to show up and be the third wheel as usual
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    • What about the black category?
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    • What about the sliver of black in between the brown and blue?
      pengen1 7 sep
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    • why does this look like perry the platypus
      PRDG 7 sep
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    • I initiated the small talk
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    • One word: why?
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    • I just had my first date yesterday. It went great, and she wants to go to the lake with me on Thursday. I’m a Mildly interesting guy, so you guys have any tips to keep our conversations interesting?
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    • What about the black?
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    • Sorry to say, but this chart is not right, in fact, the brown goes deeply into the blue instead of coming from the middle of it.
      Kyoma 7 sep
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    • I spend more time trying to look like I’m paying attention than I do actually pay attention so I never hear what they say
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    • Escape
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    • If it’s a woman, you switch out escape with glancing at titties
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    • I can’t do small talk
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    • What's the black section??
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    • Wait is this serious, I though it was a Perry the platypus reference
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    • If you do this stahp its better to just talk and strengthen your status with whom ever you are talking to
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    • Pussy
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    • Small talk. Good ass song by Katy Perry
      BeeRock 7 sep
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    • Relatable, I hate people
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    • I’ll actually interrupt them in the middle and tell them I’ve got to go...
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    • Hahaha nice coat:arin hanson
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    • Choppah 7 sep
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    • Hur hur antisocial funny
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    • Get a raging boner and smile. Now you don’t have to have small talk
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    • no because i’m an extrovert
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      pimann 7 sep
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    • 6th
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