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    • Me after swallowing an entire bar of dove
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    • Does Barney have a riot baton
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    • My mom put a bar of soap in my mouth for back talking and I ended up going into anaphylaxis. At the hospital they asked me what happened and I was honest without thinking. Mom ended up getting charged with child endangerment
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    • No shit when I was 6 my dad threatened to put soap in my mouth and I ran into the kitchen and started chugging a bottle of soap. Today now that I think about it that was such a power move
      GodCist 31 jul
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    • Son we ain’t goin to no hospital, you wanna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch
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    • My dad did this to me as a kid and one time to make him feel bad I didn't cry "like I would usually" I just dropped and held my breath. Scared the shit outta him for like a second
      boulse 31 jul
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    • Why do parents think that this will keep children from swearing? They just won’t do it in front of you
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    • IAmSloth 31 jul
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    • I'm sorry but who's parents were fucked up enough to put soap in a kids mouth??
      Ib8People 31 jul
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    • Was it a chocolate lobster
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    • My husband's parents made him and his brother literally eat soap after saying "damn" I think it was. They both got very fucking sick but they didn't take them to the ER or anything. Fuckers.
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    • Theyd just let me die
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    • When my parents put a bar of soap in my mouth I took a big as bite out of it & stared in their souls, they were pretty scared from that power move, & I know they would think of it every time they washed with half a bar of soap with teeth marks
      maddidice 31 jul
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    • Nah, it only makes you have violent diarrhea for a day or two. My daughter has eaten so many things, we know the poison control phone guy.
      MlemFox 1 aug
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    • i never understood why “cha cha real smooth” is the caption that went with a picture of a horrifying recreation of barney lmao
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    • I said Jesus name in vain and I got beat and soap in my mouth from my dad. He renounced his faith 4 years after that incident. I hope he burns in hell
      Globfish 31 jul
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    • I’ve always loved how Barney wields a beating stick used on naughty spheres
      breq 2 aug
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    • If you put soap in a child’s mouth, you deserve to have them die so that you feel like shit for the rest of your life.
      lamelion 1 aug
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    • Ok but like this is my first feature thank youuu guyssss 🥰
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    • I always told them I liked the taste so they get even more angry
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    • That’s how you know what parents fuckin sucked. Who tf puts soap in their child’s mouth. My parents would do that and they turned out to be horrible
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    • Y’all remember in 2016 when eating soap in musicallys to Melanie Martinez was a thing?
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    • My mom was abusive and made me swallow it...haven't seen her since I was 6
      navyAIRR 31 jul
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    • A live representation of swallowing the soap
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    • My parents tried the soap in mouth thing once but I enjoyed the taste so they never did it again lol
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    • My parents never thought putting chemicals in my mouth was an acceptable form of punishment.
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    • This sounds like something the muffin basket, pta mom does to reestablish her dominance after she catches her husband blowing the pastor.
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    • Damn i remember the Christian parents doing this to their kids in our neighborhood. Shit should count as child abuse
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    • Why would you put soap in your child’s mouth? Just fucking hit them with a belt Karen
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    • Soap won't hospitalize you, pussy.
      Loin 4 aug
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    • Swallowing the lobster
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    • Like the worst it will do is give you the shits
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    • my cousin cussed in front of my granny and they didn't have bars of soap so she poured dawn down his mouth and then he asked for more bc it tasted good to him
      karibu 3 aug
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    • *Grins in hospital bed*
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    • SandBang 2 aug
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    • This is what happens to your brain cell when you eat soap
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    • My parents would sooner watch me die a soapy, clean death than pay 5000 dollars on me.
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    • White parents. Black parents will just wait for you to shit it out
      Too4 1 aug
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    • Damn,I hope my child can come up with the $5000 cause I didn’t tell him to swallow it
      bartra10 1 aug
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    • Used to get the soap now and then, sometimes you swallow a bit but it just adds to the lesson, no need for hospital
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    • U a mega hoe if you can swallow a whole bar of soap
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    • content not available more
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    • Wiggly_B 31 jul
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    • Start eating in front of them like it’s a meal
      HaremKing 31 jul
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    • Wait does Barney have a fucking police baton?
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    • My dad use to say "cursing shows your intelligence level." But then all those studies came out that people who curse tend to be more intelligent. So I started to say "well cursing shows my intelligence level."
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    • Parents still do that?
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    • And then your parents get charged with child abuse
      Supesmin 31 jul
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    • most soap is edible in small doses like this. wont feel or taste great, but wouldnt hurt you. probably lube up your shit some too based on the soap ofc
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    • That is the ultimate power move
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    • When your parents make you pay for th window you broke so you cut yourself so they have to pay the funeral home.
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    • You now have the suds
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    • Insurance: am I a joke to you?
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    • Soap is toxic when ingested and could damage your organs and cause respitory issues.
      Soledad 31 jul
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    • Yikes... Nobody ever did that and I'd know I was a kid who got soap in his mouth almost weekly, it don't taste bad it sucks tho don't be a bitch and just cuss. Soap ain't a bad punishment. Spanking is worse
      waturbouy 31 jul
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    • I’ve never seen such an HD version of this image
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    • Doing that to a child is considered child abuse I know back then that weren't any laws like that existed but now they do
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    • When you're trying punish your kid but he just starts eating all the soap in the house
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    • Curse words are a fucking stupid concept
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    • Have you tried turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?
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    • Just 5K? That hospital bill has to be at least 15K for that
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    • Evey bad word's gonna cost you 5K mom
      HotShit 31 jul
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    • That’s why my parents used hand soap
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    • Teach them to tell you what you say as a pink perfect princess
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    • Does anyone ever notice the memes seem to relate to one of the last few recent memes?
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    • One time I hand signed a bad word. So my mom washed my hands with soap.
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    • When I was a kid when my mom did that I started coughing and choking on purpose and acted like I was sick and she freaked out and called poison control and she never put soap in my mouth again
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    • Worrying about kids cussing was the good old days. Now we're try to keep them their native gender
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    • the first time i ever witnessed this was one my brother yelled “IM TIRED OF ALWAYS PICKING UP UR DAMN SHIT” when i missed a frisbee throw. he got his mouth washed out. immediately came back and called me a bitch and got washed out again. he was like 8, absolute savagery
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    • Unbelievable that’s what healthcare is like in a system ran by rich white men wit the sole purpose of exploitin the poor 🤦🏿‍♂️
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    • My parents feed me lobster soap
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    • Guys is sex real
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    • Why didn't i do this
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    • Reverse Card
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    • No swallowing soap won't cause you to need to go to the hospital.
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    • Time for the stomach pump.
      Ornuth 2 aug
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    • Man I’ve got terrible head and body aches and these actually quality features and comments are making me laugh leading to immense coughing. I shouldn’t be on iFunny right now in these conditions...
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    • One time I swallowed dawn dish soap and my mom found out and just put more in my mouth 🤷‍♂️
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    • When your brother deletes your Pokemon save file so you delete his Knee caps
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    • That moment when soap isn't actually gonna hurt you because it's made from animal fat. The worst you'll get is a serious upset stomach. Unless of course you ate the whole fuckin' bar/drank a whole bottle of soap.
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    • My parents would leave me to die
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    • This is the first time I've seen the barney picture so HD
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    • I'll have the lobster
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    • My mom just yelled at me if I swore but after a long enough time of pushing limits I can swear most of the time without being yelled at lol
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    • I'm blerpie the parple dermosour
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    • My dad would’ve let me die lol
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    • My baby sitter would do this, I think this abuse.
      Lovure 1 aug
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    • My brother had to put soap in his mouth as a kid, and he swallowed it and started crying. My dad just gave him sunflower seeds and told him to hush.
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    • The white dove soap bar tastes real good
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    • When you swallow the lobster
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    • And a talk with child protective services
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    • When it was actually chocolate 👀
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