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    • But I am, and I’m already in your house
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    • The national guard has been used to fire on civilians before, and they have been used to infringe on constitutional rights to bear arms.
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    • “You can have my rolls, when you pry them from my cold, dirty ass cheeks” -
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    • The national guard does a ton more than “force people to stay inside”. They’re there to transport supplies, people, assist with cleaning contaminated areas, civilian support teams, etc
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    • Guard is literally civilians who play dress up once a month. Us active out here deployed are the ones having it hard. Frozen troop movement right now, and OPS are higher than ever. We are stuck. Can't even see my little girls birth now
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    • I'm in the guard coming out of active duty, dont fear the guard. Its civilians playin dress up. No need to worry about anything
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    • I don't trust kevin
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    • People in PA don’t fear the national guard we just fear the governor that’s sending them
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    • Just saying yall, if you get some friends and sneak into your local armory, humvees dont have keys. They're just switches. Do with that what you will (if it's not deadlined or some dumbass shit) also make sure there is no power to the bft if it has one.
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    • This whole fucking app is just conservative tumblr
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    • The same people who say they can take on the military and win. Because "2nd amendment"
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    • Bring it Kevin:
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    • I don't want anyone who drinks white claw in a military vehicle
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    • For real! I expect to get activated in my state. I'm probably one of the chillest people you'd meet, and most people that know me really like me
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    • They should the national guard should be allowed to take tips from ppl about ppl who are hoarding and they can go inside and show them how not to be greedy little cunts by taking there 256 rolls of tp and giving it out in even portions to the community and don’t reimburse them (1/2)
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    • The National guard is a fucking joke
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    • Ya smell that its styrofoam and gas it stinks nice and good
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    • If you're over 5'7 don't bother trying to steal a humvee you'll be uncomfortable as hell
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    • Till Kevin busts out the m4 browning machine gun and starts mowing down the public
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    • If we were to have a civil war we would be in the same position as the terrorists in the Middle East. We’d have guns but would get our shit fucked with everything the government has
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    • “National GAURD.”
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    • 86 rolls...my mom hoarded even more than that...almost 120. :/
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    • Does no one remember Kent State?
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    • Are people actually afraid of the National Guard? I thought that was just propaganda made by the National Guard
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    • Every job cite I work on now has armed officers posted around and literally they have no idea why. I work in down town Seattle and we have military with full gear. I don’t give a shit but it’s making a lot of people uneasy and they literally do nothing.
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    • Sure national guard guys are considered pussies (rightfully so) but regardless thank you for your service!
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    • Gaurd
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    • They're making sure there wont be a patient zero
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    • People see the military move shit across our country all the time they're only freaking cuz the circumstances 😐
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    • The government doesn’t give two shits if you die from corona virus
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    • They come to take my guns. No!
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    • Dont be afraid of a bunch of weekend warriors
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    • Where is this happening? It's nothing like this where I live.
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    • Google Kent State Massacre for me
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    • Reservists aren't really shit but a lot of the guard folks I know train a ton and have gotten deployed just as much as active duty.
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    • *guard
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    • The Marshall law what scares ppl
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    • First of all why can’t people spell guard, second, we are probably there for humanitarian relief and we do enjoy meeting all y’all if you are in a state that has been activated (unless you are sick)
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    • I am 🔫🔫🔫
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    • No, no, worry about Kevin while I steal them. Bitch
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    • The army, Can't live, in ya house!
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    • GaUrD
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    • Yall really over rating the national guard right now. We literally call them the discount army
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    • Humvees don't have keys. There's a switch. Hold at half and a light will come on. When it goes off, turn the switch completely. Congratulations, you have a Humvee
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    • I live in a military town. My man is military. When we go back home folks have a major staring problem and act like they have never seen a fade on a white guy and a uniform.
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    • Dude If any of y’all civilians wanted to get your hands on a Stryker just stroll in wearing ocps and at the gate they will wave you through no prob with your regular Id , walk up to the motor pool with some bolt cutters and I promise you not a single person will give a fuck , take your pic and go
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    • I just don't want to be stopped on the road.
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    • Maybe Karen’s worries bc she talked to his manager
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    • "ThE nAtIonAl gUaRd cAn dO No wRonG" yall must of never heard of the kent state massacre. Or the multiple times durring disasters where they where accused of abusing power, and outright breaking the law
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    • YET
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    • National Gaurd 😂🤣😂🤣
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    • Everyone knows that as soon as Boo Ga Loo begins 99% of the military will turn against the guvnment. It's all about that paycheck right now fam. Chill and bear arms
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    • Fear the guard as said there civilians playing dressup and there ready for a power trip.
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    • Kent State
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    • Never felt safer in my neighborhood, than when the riots happened, and the national guard just rolled in. Plus work closed at 8 pm every night so we could be home before 10 and I loved it
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    • *Looks out side window and delta force is out here*
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    • Dumbass boot just took a wrong turn lmao
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    • Uh oh big government gave the people hall monitors and they're scared
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    • My dumbass mother got one hundred and fucking twenty jumbo rolls of toilet paper
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    • My best friend is in the guard. Don’t worry you’re safe. He’s harmless.
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    • The national guard can’t do anything since America has not implemented marshal law
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    • Yet
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    • That was specific
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    • ...yet
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    • There are two kinds of guys I've known in the National Guard...one is a giant ass that everyone hates, and the other is a gentleman that is really cool. They arent all the same kind of person..
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    • They’re literally just here to help distribute supplies and assistance as needed. They’re not doing anything bad, in fact they are being very helpful and doing a lot of great things. Some of you are very misinformed and need to calm down, the military isn’t only for combat wars.
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    • At least....not yet...
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    • Should’ve said Jake from State Farm
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    • Okay sleeper agent making posts to dilute people’s opinions of the army entering their town
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    • Gaurd
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    • People freaking out about the National guard never lived anywhere near a base and it shows. Those dudes helped regulate our high school football traffic. It's no big deal fr.
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    • Don't worry about the guard, they're a bunch of larping POG's.
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    • zoo wee mama
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    • They should. But the national guard is pretty useless so
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    • Actually they are now
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    • Bunch a pog ass weekend warriors
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    • I love watching people on here act like they’re gonna do something if the national guard shows up. Like someone posted “over my cold dead body” on something and their pfp was a Steven universe fan art. Fuck outta here
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    • "Gaurd" Lol
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    • Someone in the National Guard wrote this
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    • Marshal law will be put into effect that’s why they are place troops in different cities because once they announce it there will be a riot coz the constitution will no longer be in affect until marshal law ends
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    • I mean the national guard isn’t, but if you’re hoarding seriously and especially re-selling the fbi might be coming for your ass
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    • The national guard is literally made up of civilians
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    • Nothing different in my military town
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    • They are in the military part time. They are civilians that want to help. Do you really think Texas would let the government lock them in their homes?
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    • Nice
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    • They're people trained for disaster relief. Their only job is to help
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    • I don't have 86 rolls anymore because the average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day and I have 12 butts to wipe.
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    • Tell that to the 4 students that the national guard murdered at Kent state
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    • My town is home to the National Guard’s Main armory in the state, so seeing them drive around is just a regular weekday for me.
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    • National guard ain't no match for Grove Street OGs
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    • Yeah but they are arresting you and sending you back to your home if they catch you walking down the sidewalk
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    • Its all fun and games until they set up mandatory vaccine checkpoints.
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    • Y’all need to calm down, you think it’s the end of the world but it’s not
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    • They're also pretty incompetent
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    • No offense to the real service members such as marines navy army or airforce, but the national guard is the service branches unemployed lazy cousin living off birthday money and allowance at age 31
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    • Lol my mom was worried and told the national guard was in a town 20 miles away. I was like, so? They are just mall security with trucks
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