• Me: "if I get to drunk please take care
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    • I didn't come to get drunk, I came to watch you get drunk
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    • His shirt makes it even better
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    • *Too drunk
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    • you should never get high/drunk enough to become a burden on your friends, once in a blue moon is understandable, but do enough to enjoy yourself without becoming a vegetable or toddler.
      Yeoii 23 jul
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    • kanep0e 23 jul
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    • Rovert881 23 jul
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    • *too*
      MooDoo02 23 jul
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    • The shirt really makes it all that much better
      MrKaboom 23 jul
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    • “Look at this drunk dumb fuck LOL”
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    • Yeah got to show him that he sucked his own dick
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    • “I win u lose”
      Guiltyyy 23 jul
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    • Mine do both
      NotLizzz 23 jul
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    • I went drinking with some coworkers and I told my supervisor to stop me at 4 beers. Literally 9 beers and 3 shots later I woke up face down in one of my coworkers room with a blanket covering my ass because she wanted me to stay warm. Unfortunately I didn’t fuck 🙁
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    • This takes a completely different tone if it’s a girl or if it’s a boy
      De_gato 24 jul
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    • The porn actor watching the girl give the guy a 3000 double gawk-gawk sloppy top
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    • Friends vs. Best Friends
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    • I lost apparently
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    • real friends tho
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    • That's what friends are for
      Johnsolo 23 jul
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    • You got yourself some shitty friends
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    • Can relate, was bad
      Fireplant 23 jul
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    • Freaking Martin!
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    • Why is no one here?
      The_AMBA 23 jul
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    • Femboy pics of me are up on my ACC, lmk what u think
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    • Shirt checks out.
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    • I'm going to a "party" and I'll be the only guy there. There girl who made the invite says that there will be beer but I don't drink so this bout to be me.
      ILaw 26 jul
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    • My cosuin owns a tattoo gun at his house, i came over and we drank a little bit, we both gave ourselves tattoos that actually didnt turn out that bad. I got wasted drunk, and passed out. I wake up only to see my cousin tattooed a cock and balls on my right leg. Not even mad bc its funny asf
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    • Too
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    • TOO* HOLY FUCK ITS TOO*
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    • Get new friends
      Blitz14 25 jul
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    • My twins gf always got so drunk that she was a burden. Its nice that in a relationship you can do that. But it took a serious toll on him. So be self aware of everyone you burden
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    • i like to look at the videos when im sober though they make me laugh
      madi__ 25 jul
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    • The shirt is what got me
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    • *too
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    • Getting to drunk might be a bit of a problem...as we lost the car when we got too drunk.
      _Plutoh_ 24 jul
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    • Too*
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    • *too
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    • Too
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    • Last time that happened he fucking left me to make another friend get out of the situation because I made them feel uncomfortable (fair enough). Then leaves me and I’m just there sending texts and snaps to the other friend like cmon man. Please take my phone away but nah. I guess it’s for the better
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    • It's proper grammar. In this instance, "drunk" is a destination.
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    • The best feeling ever is being taken care of while you are drunk/ hungover/ alcohol poisoning by your friends tbh
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    • I mean just know your limit by always getting blackout drunk
      Tuddy 24 jul
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    • One friend: *gets so trashed the whole squad has to leave to make sure he doesn’t pick anymore fights otw home* My best friend: *stays with me cause I didn’t want to leave yet, stops when he gets tipsy but is just innocently enjoying himself and making me laugh*
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    • I wanna do dis
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    • I do both just so you can see yourself the next day
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    • I love watching wasted people, they act so stupid its hilarious
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    • His shirt is what I think truly completes this
      snake303 24 jul
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    • When my friend starts up after getting high.
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    • His shirt adds to the humor
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    • too*
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    • David Dobrik be like:
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    • And that is why you suck
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    • Too*
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    • Too please just spell too right
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    • Too* stop being an alcoholic and you might keep enough Brian cells to spell other words correctly. GL out there.
      jaaronk13 23 jul
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    • Yeah I'll record you doing stupid shit but I'll also make sure you drink plenty of water and don't make any serious mistakes
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    • Its too drunk not to
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    • My girlfriend literally did that to me and kept giving my drunk ass more vodka
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    • It’s “too drunk”
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    • Too
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    • If I get to drunk?
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    • i win u lose
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    • Indont drink but I be hyping up everyone to drink chug and take shots.
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    • Of you get too drunk more often then not not should you only not be allowed to drink but your friends should definitely not help you
      Finna_Eat 23 jul
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    • That's only if an example needs to be made, we can get drunk but if you turn into a child while drinking that's on you
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    • Long as that doesn't go online I consider that a good friend
      Storm67 23 jul
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    • Too*, writing isn't that hard
      FangAngel 23 jul
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    • "If" bitch find some self control and make that decision before you start
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    • His shirt makes this better
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    • *too
      icy_wakko 23 jul
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    • Too* Stop making dumpster memes and pay attention in school.
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    • I always thought it was a bit selfish for a friend to try to dump themselves on you like that, when you just want to hang out with them, but end up having to take care of them like an overgrown toddler. Don’t invite me over if all you want me to do is take all responsibility over keeping you alive.
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    • Bro straight stylin
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    • I mean, the rule is “if you get hammered we will take care of you, but we are going to document it”
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    • Dont be drunk then?
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    • The shirt makes it way better
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    • The shirt makes it better.
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    • Ah yes, the 2000s
      Sebi 23 jul
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    • his shirt tho lol
      CCCWWW333 23 jul
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    • That's right, it's not their responsibility if you choose to get drunk.
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    • Too* unless he met to the level of drunk but noone says that
      Mike419 23 jul
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    • It's your responsibility to not exceed your limits. No one has to "take care of you." Grow up.
      heckflip 23 jul
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    • Find new friends
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    • you used the wrong too
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    • Glad he’s not holding an iPhone
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    • I came to drink, not babysit ur drunk ass
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    • Too
      dikiedoo 23 jul
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    • You do you, but I ain't about that life anymore. I'm staying home
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    • If I get to drunk
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    • Fuck y’all my homies videod me passed out on the floor of a bangin fucking party one time
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    • Imagine not being able to handle yourself
      simpqueen 23 jul
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