• Soldier returns from a 3 year
mission and finally meets his
2 months old baby (014006)
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    • They probably just mean deployment they still get leave to come home once a year. I mean thats definitely someone elses kid but im sure he got to smash
      THUNT 24 apr
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    • 2 months old implies his last time home was around 11-12 months prior which is accurate
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    • Military get breaks and can go on leave during a deployment
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    • There’s no 3 year mission. If he was in Korea form3 years unaccompanied he could have came home on leave.
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    • I know what you all are thinking, but he delivered his cum through mail
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    • Bruh the military can go home on holidays
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    • Poor guy. He actually went for a real w*man.
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    • Fr0zen 24 apr
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    • MadPucci 24 apr
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    • Most likely stationed overseas like Germany or Korea and had a home visit
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    • Riskylewds
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      Riskylewds 24 apr
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    • Coulda visited or sometbing
      Jetmann 25 apr
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    • Could be adopted
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    • Just marinating in the womb
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    • Women who cheat on soldiers suck, but Jodies are the absolute worst. Every piece of shit that knowingly fucks a soldier's wife while he's away deserves the worst the world can offer them
      Gaularn 25 apr
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    • I thought he was biting the fuck outta that baby’s ear...
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    • Ah that took me a while
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    • They have leaves you know
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    • No rotation lasts 3 years
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    • Leave days: Am I a joke to you?
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    • Women say “ohhh I want a man in the military to marry me” but then once they only get to see them like twice if not only once a year they’re all like “ohhh you don’t spend enough time with me” or “he isn’t really here all the time” then they end up cheating cause they realize they couldn’t handle it
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    • He probably just went on leave dumbasses
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    • Not all women cheat you guys.
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    • You guys do know they get leave...right?
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    • They probably mean 3-year deployment, also leave is a thing that exists. And that timeline would mean his last visit was about a year ago give or take, which makes perfect sense.
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    • That is depressing
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    • ...I’m gonna tell him.
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    • How did make a baby if he was on a 3 year mission even though the baby takes 9 months ( more or less) and he couldn’t see his wife for 3 yrs and not 11 months... confusion
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    • I’m pretty sure if everyone can figure it out just reading this that he has noticed his wife cheated. If that was the case
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    • simple blood test would solve this problem.
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    • It's called leave ya goobers
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    • Info checker we need you rn
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    • I heard that you can smuggle your baby batter out of jail by transferring it into the mouth of a family memeber
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    • They have breaks in deployment
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    • She got clapped son 😔
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    • You think he’d figure it out when he learned she had a baby
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    • And you are....... not the father!
      mikebo26 24 apr
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    • Perv_Shit 24 apr
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    • Features can't even break 100 likes anymore
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    • Woman moment
      JonnyMLG 25 apr
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    • O my god hahaha
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    • Horny wife whorr
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    • Bitches always be betraying us men so much that when someone says imma tell him the women say don't u fuckin dare I always knew bitches couldn't be trusted
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    • Or it could be fake
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    • PorkSword 24 apr
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    • When I was with my ex my senior year, we knew this guy who got deployed. He was pretty dope and really loved his girl. Well my ex told me she’s been going home with guys and I snapped, but she was refusing to let me tell him. When he got back they got married and I fucking hate it.
      LMBlol 24 apr
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    • I want to have a baby now but I'm 13 lmao
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    • Fuckin thots lol
      jruiz92 1 may
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    • Always do DNA testing, always!
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    • I literally married a thai woman when i deployed for joint forces exercise, we had a full blown wedding near Pattaya Beach and her parents paid for everything. 50 or so attended, then I disappeared back to the states an never saw her again.
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    • Sigh. We have seen this before. We know he came home on leave 11ish months prior. Honestly, people, how many times do we have to do this?
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    • Home visit
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    • Dumbass acting like he served a 1000 days straight deployed 😂
      Belz 28 apr
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    • Man. I could never marry someone active in the military.
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    • That’s not what the headline said
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    • Do people not realize they get leave?
      chekash 27 apr
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    • I could be wrong but I don’t think every military wife cheats.
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    • The pain
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    • Who else but Jody
      TheMadLad 27 apr
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    • There’s no 3 year combat deployments. Guy was likely stationed overseas. Went on leave at some point, and made a baby while on leave. Then didn’t go on leave again until 11 months later when he would have had close to a month saved up for it.
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    • He was probably on leave and they just fucked like bunnies until he went back, that's how my brother got his wife pregnant a while back
      Caltric 27 apr
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    • pckc 27 apr
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    • Or he could take advice from Dale Gribble, and raise his child to hate it's actual father, and the actual father never gets to connect with it .
      MLXVI 27 apr
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    • Oh shit it took me a while
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    • I think we’re forgetting that it takes 9 months for a baby to grow before it can be born...
      IChaBoiT 27 apr
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    • A toddler made this meme
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    • Oh so since it’s about a guy in the military, NOW women don’t cheat? I don’t give a fuck what he is I hope the baby’s half black
      Lxrdtrsh 27 apr
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    • Probably a surrogacy thing. My oldest brother was deployed for 2 1/2 years and about a year into his deployment him and his wife talked surrogacy. Came back and had a 8 month old already waiting for him
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    • We just gonna pretend that leave doesn’t exist
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    • I think it’s fucked up that they most of the time get cheated on
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    • Not even the seals go on non stop 3 year missions
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    • Most military spouses are skanks, just after that separation pay. If you ever knowingly help someone cheat you’re just as big of a piece of shit as the cheater.
      MeatyBits 27 apr
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    • Bannerlord logic right here lmfao
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    • A little more digging and you'll find out that he was gone for 9 months, not 3 years
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    • 3 year mission? Bruh you mean he was stationed overseas. He can take Leave... He can also bring his wife overseas. He most likely lives on post in Europe or Asia
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    • my nephew was born while my brother was at boot camp no she didn't cheat but my brother did get get her pregnant in highschool
      fuckass12 27 apr
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    • Mf really dont know what a deployment and a station or rotation is
      LootRock 27 apr
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    • Tried to get us but I've never heard if a 3 year long tour of duty military does get regular leave
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    • Hade my ass in the first half
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    • He knows, that is not the face of a new father, that is a face of a broken man looking at his broken life
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    • Somebody's got to tell him
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    • If he came home on Christmas leave you know damn well he’d be pounding his wife’s gina hole. Then he’d have to go back.
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    • It looks like it's biting him
      juuzou77 27 apr
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    • Why does the baby already have a 55 year old man haircut?
      SwineShiv 27 apr
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    • Ok
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    • Fucking dumbass.
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    • 3 years? That's crazy most I heard was 1
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    • IVF is a thing tho
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    • How old is that photo?
      TGPOmar 27 apr
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    • Baby fade CLEAN
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    • Actually yes, please tell him. Nobody deserves to live a lie like that. Cheaters should be flayed Alive.
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    • He probably came back to have the baby. It didn’t say he was gone 3 years he was just on a three year mission so he didn’t get to see his baby for two months or help his wife through pregnancy which would probably be newsworthy
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    • My dad is in the Navy and was deployed but still had my lil brother and it biological because they get breaks 🙄
      myah_blue 27 apr
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