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    • BearB a month
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    • Should we tell the cat there’s more than one bullet in each gun before the cocky shit gets rekt ?
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    • Octopus: *s h o o t s cat 9 times with one gun*
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    • Why can’t he pull the trigger more than once per gun
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    • Either the cats a dumbass or the octopus only had one bullet in each gun
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    • Not if you assume each gun has multiple bullets
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    • Sorry, but a pistol has 7-15 bullets on average so 8 of them makes the octopus have 56-120 bullets in total, that cat is Swiss cheese
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    • Who's gonna say glocktopus
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    • Octopus squints "each one holds 13 rounds"
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    • What the fuck is he using the Marksman Pistol? The Mors?
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    • Little did he know, the guns had more than one round
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    • “These guns are only for your other eight lives, I’m gonna strangle the last one out of ya”
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    • Guns hold more than one bullet
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    • As if the guns only have one bullet
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    • I mean unless they’re all muzzleloaders he’s got plenty
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    • implying each gun only has one bullet
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    • Guns usually have more than one bullet soooooo
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    • Cat *forgets guns can hold multiple bullets*
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    • What are they single shot pistols or somein
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    • It’s almost like the gun has several other bullets in it
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    • Truly a shame a gun only holds one bullet...
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    • Fun fact, one of the eight tentacles are actually sex organs
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    • Each gun has maybe 6-7 bullets on average, depending on the type
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    • PorkSword a month
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    • Considering a gun can hold a shit load of rounds, I’d say the octopus is set
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    • You see... Most guns have multiple bullets in them
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    • Good thing guns have multiple bullets
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    • So... An average handgun is 6 or 7 shots...
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    • A gun can hold more than one bullet
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    • ... Is the octopus using all single shot Derringers or what? What gun only has a single bullet?
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    • Is this a cats have nine lives joke, or a one tentacle is a penis joke?
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    • Octopus: each gun has 9 shots BuDdY
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    • You mess with the octopus you get the glocktopus
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    • So theres this funny thing called a magazine. Wouldnt you know it, it Carrys more then one bullet in it at a time
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    • Octopus: [reveals gun in his beak]
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    • Who said they only had one bullet
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    • Each gun has multiple bullets
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    • Okay but it don't specify that they're all single shot guns
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    • 8 Barettas with 16 shots each
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    • Two. The octopus would be two guns short. One of the legs is actually a penis
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    • @pussyky shit the FUCK UP THOT
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    • So each gun has 1 bullet??
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    • I’m no gun expert but I think each gun has more than one bullet so rip cat
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    • I dont get it
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    • unless we’re supposed to assume they’re all guns with only one round each then i don’t think they thought this through
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    • That would be funny if guns didn’t have magazines
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    • We gonna tell him about the magazines
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    • So i guess the octopus only has 1 bullet per gun.
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    • Octupus: fires guns, reloads cat: fuck
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    • Watch out for the nonopus
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    • Octopus: that’s ok it’s not like they all only have one bullet in them
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    • Actually I have 54 bullets
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    • Octopus: Bold of you to assume each gun only has one bullet
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    • So guns usually have more than one bullet in the mag so this meme is dumb
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    • Guns hold more than one bullet tho..unless it's the kraken and he took them from pirates
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    • But the gun ma boy has more than n9ne bullets
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    • And the octopus replies," I only need my beak for the last one."
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    • Do the guns have one bullet each or something?
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    • This took me forever to realize
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    • What if he's got more bullets tho
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    • *octo is holding m1911s, with seven shots per pistol* actually, you're 47 short
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    • A gun usually have more than one bullet each tho
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    • Someone doesn't know a gun can have many bullets
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    • More than one bullet in a single clip
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    • They have more then one bullet
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    • How many bullets in each gun again?
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    • That's a bad line
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    • Octopus: “one of the guns has 2 rounds.”
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    • Fun fact: did you know most guns have more than one bullet
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    • “I’m a grower not a shower”
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    • Octopus: *opens mouth
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    • Millipede rollin up: I heard you talking mad shit
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    • Soon the cat realizes it’s an nonapus
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    • pragmatically has more than one bullet in each gun
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    • At first I thought the joke was because of of octopus’s “tentacles” are really its penis
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    • He has 81 bullets if it's a standard 9 round magazine in each gun. But that's if going by what I saw in my own head which was I pistols. The number of ammo would very depending on who saw what in their head.
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    • U don’t know how guns work
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    • Cats have 9 lives, octopus has 8 tentacles....
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    • Ah yes, but you see my secret weapon is that one of these is a sawed off shotgun
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    • Hopefully he is holding flintlock pistols and not guns with a clip in them because then the cats dead
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    • Yes every gun has one bullet
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