• Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I hate fucking soccer.
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    • I would prefer if it was worded “I fucking hate soccer” instead of “I hate fucking soccer” just for... reasons.
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    • Who put that annoying ass fly there.
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    • The 501st fucking hates reaction images
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    • Then don't fuck soccer? Why were you fucking soccer?
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    • Moral of the story, stop living through your kids. Get over yourself. You can still teach your kids valuable lessons in staying healthy while not forcing them into a sport that they don't want to play.
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    • There’s a fly on Saruman’s shoulder
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    • The same thing happened to me with Marching Band. I hated every moment of that shit. I was suppose to go into computer maintenance class to learn all I need to about computers, but nooooo, gatta stand out in a field and appease the boomers in the stadium like I’m in the Colosseum or something.
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    • This was me but with baseball. Soccer was the shit
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    • Anyone else ever good at something, but not good enough to get into college or go pro at that thing, but you probably could if you put the effort in but you don’t even really like that thing? For me that’s tennis
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    • Yo same shit happened! One weekend my mom was just like “you gotta go to soccer practice” my weekends sucked for like 4 months
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    • Literally Nonsensical reaction image
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    • Same but with football and basketball. I played for like three or four years even though I hated both of them.
      Food_God 3 sep
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    • im at soccer practice rn but i love soccer
      meatman_ 3 sep
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    • Dont forget quitting makes her sad
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    • Why were you fucking soccer, just stop fucking soccer
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    • Oh boo hoo, your parents pushed you into a sport to build character. You poor bastard
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    • I liked soccer
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    • Where’s the funny? Am i in collective?
      TheAgent 6 sep
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    • I have seen it
      frobison 6 sep
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    • Yes
      Raiderz 6 sep
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    • I do prefer death
      Alloo 5 sep
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    • It was volleyball for me
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    • Yes yes I have
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    • Ifunny, can we atleast try, try, to make a good feature set.
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    • Whhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeeee.
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    • We can say noon again
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    • jellati 4 sep
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    • Why do parents force their kids to do sports? Mine didn’t and I chose to play hockey and I actually enjoy it.
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    • Yes
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    • Honestly... the amount of people who say they want to die to be quirky is disappointing... fact is that if they really did believe they’re better off dead, they’d have done it by now...
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    • I forgot to laugh and then I saw the reaction image and now there’s pee in my pants
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    • Then stop fucking soccer? I dont see the problem here.
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    • Thank FUCK! YES, woman!
      Koi_Gang 4 sep
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    • Soccer is good, just the running. Lots of people don’t like running
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    • Idk I enjoyed soccer
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    • Kronatos 4 sep
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    • I’ve been doing tennis for 8 years now. All because my dad forced me into it. I don’t like it.
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    • English is dumb. I hate fucking soccer vs. I fucking hate soccer
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    • Should say "so you have chosen... disrespect"
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    • Better than life
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    • Dude soccer is awesome, your legs bulk, you truck kids on defense, and on offense you fake people out and stuff
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    • I've tried most sports and hated all of the ones my parents forced me to play until I finally got to choose. I chose tennis, I love that sport so much
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    • Am I like the only person who HATED soccer
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    • Soccer was the one sport I excelled at for some reason
      hurstd 4 sep
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    • Is that a fly?
      proly 4 sep
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    • Same, except baseball. And my mother actually listened and let me switch over to something I ended up liking better. Which was soccer. Ironic.
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    • You didnt like the sport or you whined like a bitch because you had to run ladders
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    • Have you tried playing soccer instead of fucking it?
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    • Online school is my soccer
      Alaura 4 sep
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    • nah i told my mom to sign me up for it then i quit when i learned i was trash but she ain’t let me so i just walked around the whole game
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    • I dont mind playing sports for fun but I dont like playing sports for competition
      Prindle 4 sep
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    • Her son hearing this "yes, I've been saying this for years"
      Bre_meh 4 sep
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    • T1Strong 4 sep
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    • That's funny because I fucked your mother
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    • The fly!!😂😂😂
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    • The irrational instinct to reproduce even though you know you’re setting your child up for a life of suffering
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    • soccer was fun af wym
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    • Same
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    • Does someone have that video of the russian guy screaming ROAD IS ROAD
      sminkel 3 sep
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    • Yes
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    • Well I mean, he isn’t wrong.
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    • I have. She knows I have; refuses to do anything about it tho
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    • I love soccer, but my mom would never pay for it. And before you say anything, no, it was not money problems. She just didn't want to spend it on me
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    • I was good soccer and enjoyed playing it, but I'm not competitive type so I didn't stick around. I just wanted to hangout
      ISayYeah 3 sep
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    • I was terrible at soccer, but God damn its so fucking fun
      GudVibes 3 sep
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    • He fucks soccer?
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    • “I brought you into this world I can take you out” -my dad to my brother
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    • Little league baseball and basketball
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    • I remember my cousin was mad at my uncle because he had to rake leaves and mow the lawn and he tells his dad, "Y'all didn't even get my consent to be born!" And my uncle tells him, "Yeah, well, your mother gave her consent to make you and you weren't around to object, so you snooze you lose!"
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    • Is this considered funny now
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    • Just say no then. Sit down on the couch and say no.. if I could go back I'd tell my parents to fuck off a whole lot more.
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    • Bean*r
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    • Absolute garbage reaction image
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    • God damn this meme sucks eggs
      deepoh88 3 sep
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    • I love soccer I play a mean defense
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    • Why does count Dooku look like that
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    • Fly
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    • Same with me and baseball when I was a kid
      matt21nm 3 sep
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    • Yes. Yes I have chosen death
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    • Who's Soccer, and why did your mom arrange a marriage between you two?
      Zsdcf 3 sep
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    • Huh, never tried fucking a soccer before, can't be that bad though.
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    • My mom did the same thing to me, and the third or fourth times she tried getting back into a soccer team it went like this "I don't even like soccer" "I thought you liked it, you didn't have a problem with me putting in soccer before" "yea but that didn't mean I liked it, I didn't have a choice"
      Winds 3 sep
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    • Well there's your problem. If you hate fuckng soccer, dont fuck soccer. You're supposed to play it, not fuck it.
      vdarth87 3 sep
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    • I'm not gonna just let someone or something noon me, but if it ends up like that is whatever I guess
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    • Then stop f-ing soccer
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    • Well stop fucking soccer then?
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    • Yes
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    • Then stop fucking soccer
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    • Yes exactly I have chosen death but you won’t let me
      Sharkguy 3 sep
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    • Get the reaction image off. Wtf
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    • I hate these fucking reaction imagines with a passion
      niccolo 3 sep
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    • Can you imagine what society would be like if it was legally and morally okay to kiII everyone who said they hated life?
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    • So don’t fuck soccer.
      jems1226 3 sep
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    • My mom doesntvuse the " I brought you into this world" bs because I always tell her thatch exist against my will. She did this to me. I didn't want to exsist
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    • hert_man 3 sep
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    • This reaction image makes no sense in regards to the statement. Wtf.
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