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Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a
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    • We all make mistakes in the heat of passion
      Barleyy 26 jul
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    • Fair. Let him off with a warning.
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    • He should be free to go
      Armrest 26 jul
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    • And that he was
      deeznitz 26 jul
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    • Of course i know him, hes me
      Ajbxlmer 26 jul
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    • I meeeean.... he knows it...
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    • At least he is telling the truth
      Calbon 27 jul
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    • same
      Yankee_ 26 jul
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    • Florida?
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    • you know he was dared if that's his reasoning 😂
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    • Post crime clarity
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    • I also know a particular dumbass.
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    • Yknow what, hes admitting his fault, he isnt making excuses as to why hes innocent, give him a fine and let my mans go
      Kexi 30 sep
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    • woods5450 30 sep
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    • What's his ifunny?
      Sliced 30 sep
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    • Red Foreman where you at
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    • At least he's honest
      ung0dly 30 sep
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    • Make him clean the grease trap. That'll learn him.
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    • I mean admission is the first step
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    • Macomb Michigan in the hizzzzaaayee!! Woo Woo 586 up in this mutha f**** FYI that's where slim shady's house is.
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    • I was arrested once for egging my friends house except it was the wrong house and I said the same thing when they asked why
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    • I hope the judge goes easy on him for being honest...
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    • And he isn't sorry
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    • Same
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    • No arguing there
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    • Now, i am stupid, did he steal A FOOD TRUCK or FOOD TRUCK FOOD??
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    • I can hear this kids voice say those words
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    • Honesty is the way
      NoOne22 30 sep
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    • Haha
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    • At least he admitted it
      XpertJokr 30 sep
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    • Macomb daily wtf how did the features know where I live
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    • I mean, it checks out
      Jp163 30 sep
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    • He needs food.
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    • Thats whst i told the drill Sargent when they asked why i did something wrong
      null3646 30 sep
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    • Understandable
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    • Understandable have a nice day
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    • I got busted stealing a bunch of merch from a theme park when i was 14. The head of security (who was an ex army ranger) asked me why I was stealing shit. I said "cuz I wanted to see if I could get away with it." He made me give the stuff back, but he let me go back in the park for being honest.
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    • Yes
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    • He looks like a dumbass
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    • He looks like he would say that, lol.
      sookmi 30 sep
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    • Same
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    • Math checks out
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    • Know what he recognizes what he did was wrong, let him off with a fine and a slap on the wrist.
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    • You ain’t from Michigan if you never done this before
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    • Understandable. Have a nice day
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    • At least he's honest!
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    • Honesty is the best policy
      STAYCoZY 30 sep
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    • Cheers bro, I'll drink to that.
      ZenVibes 30 sep
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    • One time I was in texas with family and my cousin had to go to the mall so I went with just to go and her friend she brought along stole a perfume bottle and got caught. When we got to like the security room or whatever she cracked when they asked her why she stole it and she started sobbing 1/2
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    • I think we can all agree that we felt that
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    • No race comments, intriguing
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    • Self-awareness over 9000
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    • Fair
      TjSawdon 30 sep
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    • Thats what a genius would say
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    • He looks like half the people where I'm from, so I believe him lol
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    • Yeah.
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    • Ok...well. Then case closed
      funnyjzjx 30 sep
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    • Well, he admits it.
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    • "Your honor, my only crime was being a dumbass"
      yeahman4 30 sep
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    • Weird...they misspelled trump supporter.
      daphuq 30 sep
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    • Hes from florida
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    • This is me in the future
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    • Honesty is key😂👌
      fukboi 30 sep
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    • Florida man*
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    • Points for being honest...
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    • At least hes self aware
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    • At least hes honest
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    • Valid point
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    • Fucking mood
      DrBrangar 30 sep
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    • He can't be that dumb if he acknowledges it. You'd be surprised how many people lack the capacity to realize their flaws
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    • I wasn't aware that we're implementing "Idiocracy" rules already.
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    • Honesty is the best policy?
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    • Honesty pass it on. A message from the foundation for a better life.
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    • This is giving off "post-nut clarity" vibes 😂
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    • At least he owned up to it
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    • he should have said he was hungry
      1kelz234 30 sep
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    • No soup for you! 3 years!
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    • I got caught shoplifting at 15. Had to go to court. The judge asked why I did it and I told him that I was an idiot. He agreed, sent me to a petty theft class and removed the charges from my record. Haven't been caught stealing since
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    • Is this Macomb Michigan because this is some shit that would happen
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    • Well at least he is giving Florida Man a break....
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    • I went to school with him. Ever see something like this later on after school of someone you know and go, "Never would have thought."
      KaiSuper 30 sep
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    • Power move?
      Netherite 30 sep
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    • At least he's honest
      _sally_ 30 sep
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    • I mean yea
      iBandit 30 sep
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    • As a black dude, I would never.
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    • I mean, what else is he supposed to say? Thats all i say when im getting bitched at or dicked down because really there is nothing worth saying and saying that at least takes power away from whoever is fucking with you.
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    • At least he's honest
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    • Honestly, just sounds like he was trying to get arrested like asking for help... nahhhhhhh
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    • We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo
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    • It's one of those days huh?
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    • I relate to this man on a deeper level.
      bmm03 30 sep
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    • Relateable
      imtiired 30 sep
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    • Me
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    • Anyone else from Macomb County?
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    • Well he is not wrong.
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    • Same my dude
      NiceAF 30 sep
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