• Signs you're a man:
"has a massive heart attack* It's
nothing, really. I'm fine.
*catches a cold* Gather 'round
children. My time is drawing
nigh.
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    • Signs of being a man: "I fucking hate this game, it's a piece of shit" *continues to play it everyday*
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    • My grandpa had a heart attack while working in a boiler room instead of going to the hospital he worked another three days till getting nagged enough to go to the doctor by my grandma
      ReedMech 4 jul
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    • My father (who is normally very reserved) when he thought he had prostate cancer and wasn't going to let anything stop him from living: I'm going to buy a motorcycle and get a full sleeve tattoo! The same man during corona: Will you run to Walmart for me? I don't want to go outside if possible.
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    • Signs of being a man: Has A Penis
      pigles1 4 jul
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    • Signs You're a Man: You get down to business when it comes to dealing with the Huns
      DatTop 4 jul
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    • Commits mass murder: cool beans. Steps on lady bug: oh my god what the fuck oh god no it’s too soon!!
      chopstew 4 jul
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    • Suck my dick
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    • My dad get sick worse of he gets a flu shot
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    • That's because we know that when it might not really be fine, that's when we have to but on the bravest face and help our family stay calm
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    • Apparently I need to have a heart attack to continue my paid subscription of being a man
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    • Gets heart broken and played: Yea it ain't my first rodeo...I'll be fine *goes home to cry in the shower*
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    • Sign of being a man: “I need emotional support” everyone: “man up”
      2rawwww 6 jul
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    • Is that because men are used to the pains of the heart??🤔
      Masx 4 jul
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    • MeepieSheepie
      My boyfriends dad is a beast hes 6'8, a fuel cell engineer, and once had a heart attack and decided to finish his walk first before going to the hospital and having to have a quadruple bypass.
      MeepieSheepie 6 jul
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    • My grandpa literally had a cold last winter and didn't want to do anything, he literally could barely walk or breathe, then we forced him to go to the ER to find out he had blood clots in his legs and lungs smfh.
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    • The children shot him, taking his manly power as they take off their mask to reveal they were midget fib men who were monitoring to make sure he wouldn't become the omega man who would be the father of the world, one sheds a tear since he had never even had a father and how he was the closest one he
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    • You know you’re a man when you have to give up all of your cool action figures for the first time.
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    • My ex girlfriend caught a cold and didn't clean the house for nine months. Forgot to mention she never had a job during that time.
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    • My grandpa wouldn't go to the doctor and my dad finally made him go. The doctor said if he waited one more day he would die.
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    • Yeah my dad had a small heart attack when I was younger and didn't tell anyone, a few years later when I was 8 he had a massive heart attack that had actually burst his heart and he died, please guys and girl don't hide this stuff don't be afraid of the doctor save your family the pain
      Aj_182 4 jul
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    • I dislocated my fucking knee (popped it back into place) and good lord above this shit hurts
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    • I have heart pains every once in a while, which last from a couple of seconds to a minute, give or take. The doctors say they can't determine what it is unless they catch it in the act, so welp. Any who, it happened once at work, where my coworkers actually had to sit me down.
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    • Because I FUCKING HATE the symptoms. Especially when my nose is stuffy, runny, and irritated. Fuck that noise.
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    • I remember my grandpa calling my mom while he was having a heart attack and was very nonchalant about it
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    • My grandpa did exactly this according to my dad, middle of dinner, stops eating, few seconds later he'd go get his meds
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    • Damn, this was my grandpa through and through. Old man used to be really into barrel racing horses, won a good amount of awards from it too. I can't remember him ever getting a cold, at least not one that he ever showed or told anybody about. He had a heart attack a few years ago at a barrel race,1/
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    • But are you mysterious as the dark side of the moon?
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    • My dad had a heart attack when I was 3 and he was like "fucking finally" then when cancer came around, he tempted getting a tattoo of a mistletoe above his asscrack
      Brionna 5 jul
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    • I’m 30 and had a pulmonary embolism last Labor Day Monday. I just woke up, went to make coffee and coughed twice at the sink and got so dizzy I almost fell, was out of breathe walking from bedroom to kitchen like I sprinted 100m. Still went to work and didn’t get better so went to ER after work, 1/2
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    • I just say I'm fine for both
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    • Picks up bbq tongs *click click
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    • Ones denial, the other is COVID
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    • I know a guy who had a heart attack a year ago, a stroke a month ago, and continues to say he's as healthy as ever.
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    • Maybe if it was more socially acceptable for men to talk about their feelings, then yeah, this wouldn't be the case. But typically we are the backbone of the household. If we stop working to go to the hospital, the entire house and family will be in jeopardy. Men need more attention emotionally.
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    • I had a heart attack at 21 and kept on goin. But when I’m sick, I’m the biggest baby.
      Reissem 4 jul
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    • one of my coworkers had a heat stroke but wouldn’t let ppl take him to the hospital cause he wouldn’t clock out until lunchtime
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    • Real shit. I had a heart attack cause my blunt force trauma from falling 12 straight to my chest. Thought it was a few broken ribs when I came too. Drove home and slept to wake up and have a seizure because my body was shutting down. Doctor came in after extensive test and he told me and I 1/2
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    • In my family it's always worked this way for men: if you hurt yourself physically, get over it. If you get sick, now you can be pampered.
      Wildwy5 4 jul
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    • THIS SHIT DESCRIBE MY DAD WAY TO WELL for years he would act like he was gonna pass when he got sick but couple years ago 2 weeks before he passed he had a mild heart attack and only went to see a doctor about it instead of going to the hospital well the doc ran some tests and later that evening(1/2
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    • Men are weaker than women
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    • Yeah why the fuck is it i can get 7 staples in my head brake my arm literally skin my back on asphalt break a toe or land directly on my face to where my head swells over my eye but 1 little pinch and i freak out
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    • I gave my boyfriend a cold. He called out of work for a week. I kept working my 12 hour, overnight shifts in the ER. Men really can’t handle basic illness.
      cap22 4 jul
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    • Men are such babies when it comes to pain n sickness
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    • I've never understood why colds effect guys more.
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    • *Ties something down with a ratchet strap*: "That ain't goin nowhere"
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    • Wow im a man, Ive had a large probably cancerous lump growing on my rib for years and ive been bed ridden for weeks now, still fuck the doctor.
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    • My grandma once was suffering from a mildish heart attack over 4 days (we even took her somewhere I was too young to remember) when the doctors finally told her and asked weren’t you in a ton of pain? She just kind of brushed it off?? My Grandma was one tough lady RIP
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    • It kinda like how women are scared of monsters in horror movies and bugs on the floor but $8000 in credit card debt doesnt phase them
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    • My friends grandpa had his third heart attack and drove himself to the ER, waited in line, and then calmly told the receptionist his SS# before saying "I'm having a heart attack" 😂
      Glowing 8 jul
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    • So true!!!!
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    • Well I'm pretty sure having a dick is a good sign you're a man too
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    • that is true. but for me its more like "Yeah, I'll be fine. You think I'll be okay? Yeah, I'm good. Am I though? Yeah, for sure. For sure? For sure."
      Vinnie 7 jul
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    • Colds don't kiII me: gas does like internal gas that floats up. It feels like I'm being stabbed and as a person who has been stabbed that's not an exaggeration
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    • Not going to lie, when all my sinuses get plugged and cause a sinus headache, I want to die.
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    • Man flu is a serious problem
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    • Fr tho
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    • Signs you went from a boy to a dude: "one last game before we go" that lasted hours. Signs you went from a dude to a man: "my back hurts"
      barados 7 jul
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    • yeah that and you have a penis
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    • By grandpa had a heart attack while watching the game on the TV anf kept watching til it was over then went to bed when he told my grandma his chest was a little sore she drove him to the hospital and he complained the whole way there and said it was nothing
      hughesjj 7 jul
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    • Toes bitch yes
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    • Signs of being a man, everyone takes from you and you get zero appreciation. You bail everyone out of every problem zero thank you's. They say they hate you, you always say I love you. Time to appreciate men literally built the world for you
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    • Looks like Ryan Reynolds so that would make sense
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    • Signs of being a man: Knowing where you are needed the most.
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    • Signs your a man: a thirst for the death of commies
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    • Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Most accurate quote of being a grown man living the stereotypical life there is.
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    • Seriously. My dad cut his finger wide open almost to the bone and waited to go to the hospital to ask me the next morning if I thought he needed stitches which he absolutely did. But when he’d get even the tiniest colds he’d act like he was on his deathbed
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    • Signs of being a man: bipedal, featherless
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    • Back when I was a teenager I woke up at a buddies house and my chest felt like it was on fire. I got up, took 2 Ibuprofen and went back to sleep. Felt completely fine the next morning
      Theraam 6 jul
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    • Signs you’re a man: peen
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    • there's a guy who works on the production floor with me who's had 6 heart attacks... Keeps coming back because he doesn't have anything saved up to retire.
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    • My friends uncle thought he had raging heartburn for like a week, turns out he was having a mild heart attack. Big kahunas.
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    • Yall this is me. I had a heart attack while running our 5 minute laps in gym class, and instead of getting help, I played kickball after
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    • I broke my nose Friday and just cleaned up the blood. I'm getting sick today and feel like I'm going to die
      Weldx 6 jul
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    • Testosterone is a big factor in virulent pathophysiology, which has been used to explain why men seeming overreact or have more severe colds.
      apick26 6 jul
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    • Is it common to have random chest pains at 18?
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    • If you were born with a penis you're a man. Not hard.
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    • Being swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, and you need to be as mysterious as the dark side of the Moon.
      ArtbyJ 6 jul
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    • "oh was that another heart attack Jim?" "Yeah that was about my bakers dozen right there"
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    • When I read signs you’re a man I thought it meant someone said you’re a man in sign language
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    • Its because men don't care about the sickness just the inconvenience it causes. Being dead by heart attack isn't inconvenient but not be able to breath and feeling weak and tired for a week is hella inconvenient
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    • Are there actually men who can't handle a cold? I never knew this was a thing until the internet told me it was. I always ignore colds and keep going about my life, infecting everyone around me
      tweb 6 jul
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    • Never let anyone know when you’re actually in pain
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    • I thought being a man meant not caring about your well being? If you got hurt you weren’t allowed to be upset about it?
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    • Signs you’re a man: Swift as a coursing river.
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    • Because we pretend to be tough but we all fear our own mortality
      69kek 6 jul
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    • My grandpa used to say that "we men only panic when something messes with out ability to think" so i guess that is the reasom
      POGCHIMP 6 jul
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    • La_zyApe 6 jul
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    • My friend’s grandfather (like 90 years old) said he wasn’t feeling well. They took him to the doctor and the doctor said his heart rate was 6bpm. He’s fine now.
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    • The Coronavirus is the common cold
      juggdxvb 6 jul
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    • I'm 90% sure I had a minor heart attack at my last job that I just sat through and waited. Still not sure to this day
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    • You’re not a man when you’re a Twitter whore like you are.
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    • My father hasn’t taken a day off from work for any reason in 25 years. He’s worked while he’s had, colds, fevers, and the flu. And worst of all he got Lyme’s disease and couldn’t even handle sleeping in bed. He had to sleep in one of our reclining chairs for nearly a year. Still worked even then.
      D_J_ 6 jul
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    • Penis and nuts 🥜
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    • Yeah, but anyone ever play the phone game Zenonia?
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