• infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my
niece today and ijust told her “i diagnose you
with baby” and she stared at me with the
absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the
secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s
true! you’rejust baby” and she stopped for a
few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little
head off, very seriously informed me,
“ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into
my shoulder, where she promptly began to try
to eat my shirt
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    • Press x to doubt. Children aren’t that smart. They don’t say philosophical shit like that
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    • Hmm... I rule this tumblr post as actually somewhat acceptable because it doesn’t land on the basic reaction wheel of tumblr.
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    • Finally, a Tumblr post of high quality
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    • It’s like they’re thinking “Oh I’m a baby huh? I’LL SHOW YOU BABY!”
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    • Unpopular opinion: babies are both ugly and annoying as fuck
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    • I’m not a huge kid or baby person but some of them swear they can communicate and the only shit that comes out their mouth is like “ahhshdnahwjk snjabhubu”
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    • I feel like it’s retarded to say that you hate babies or children. Like bruh, literally every one of us was a baby, every one of us was a child. Of course they’re annoying, they don’t know how not to be yet. Saying you hate them is ironically immature.
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    • You tried to read an elder scroll to an infant and look what happened
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    • The baby is just a reincarnated person who's desperately trying to tell someone before they forget 🤔
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    • Infants are tiny people on crack prove me wrong
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    • Is this supposed to be funny?
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    • Babies are God damn adorable, the people who go out of their way to say "I hate babies they're so annoying" are almost always hippies and high schoolers, who ironically, are pretty damn annoying demographics themselves...
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    • Don't worry guys, I'll finish the post. "omg I'm dead this is why I love this site."
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    • Sir you appear to have a severe case of BABY VOICE
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    • Finally, something realistic that a child would do
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    • Ah. An advanced case. Very rare. Major symptoms include excessive innocence and overactive cute glands
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    • "infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and-"
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    • Babies are truly an amazing gift.
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    • I love babies ^-^ My nieces are so cute
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    • I'm buying used not making new babys are boring needy but there are kids out there who need families
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    • My nephew is just like this and he's fucking adorable when he isn't having a fit
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    • i fucking love babies, other peoples babies at least. they are so god damn cute when they are like 8 months old FUCK
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    • How come if I scream at people, faceplant in their shoulder, and eat their shirt, then I'm "retarded", but when babies do it, it is adorable?
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    • My niece, 2 years old, ran into the car and instead of crying she started yelling at us and the car
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    • Lol my daughter is at that stage where she's doing exactly that all the time. She's a really happy girl.
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    • everyone: KiLL aLL pEdoPHiLeS also everyone: jokes about having sex with their underaged family
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    • I tell that to my 1 yr old puppy
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    • That's too cute
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    • My mom was talking to a friend of hers so I was kind of chatting to her three young boys. I was debating with you one over who would win in a fight Shrek or Woody, at the same time the other was telling me when the chicken was domesticated. The third then ran past me yelling “Fre Sha Va Ca Do”.
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    • Babies are gross and annoying
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    • Toddlers are just drunk adults! So fucking funny to watch
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    • I hate children and I refuse to believe I ever was one. I just popped into existence at 16
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    • You could have said shit pickle and it would react the same
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    • That baby had its mind fucking blown
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    • Goddamn I can’t wait to have children
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    • My friends little brother told me the sun will come back up only on Tuesday
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    • FYI, this is exactly how babies are. We took my niece to the store today and she wanted to play with the bag of baby wipes and then at one point just dives down and attempts to eat the corner. So we try to take her off of it because obviously we hadn't bought it yet and she thwarts every attempt
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    • you have.... babby
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    • My coworker brings her granddaughter in a lot. She'll sit at the table looking at everyone, nodding and "talking" as though she's apart of the conversation.
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    • I held my neice for the first time today it's a crazy feeling of happiness
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    • I fuckin lOVE BABIES
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    • babies are disgusting
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    • My son turns 2 tomorrow. He’s an absolute blast
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    • Sub for fooodporn
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    • Guys I just lost the fuckin game
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    • I can tolerate kids like 7+ but either than that, I really can't, especially babies. Which is why I'll never have any.
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    • My nephew is fucking hilarious, he's always so damn dramatic lmao, at one point when I was raking leaves he ran outside and just yelled "WAT AR YU DOIN" with the most curiously angry look on his face, his mom always tells him "no way" like in disbelief but sarcastically when he tells her avout
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    • Is being diagnosed with baby like being diagnosed with cancer? Nah, baby is worse.
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    • This... is acceptable
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    • i diagnose you with baby
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    • Oo so funny , so precious; a human with no intelligence whatsoever. so cute.
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    • I don’t care if this did happen or not I’m just tired of seeing tumblr posts because they’re wildly unfunny
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    • I cant stand babies. Once they turn 7 I like them
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    • i hate babies, especially infants
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    • Hold on there used to be over 900 features each set now I’ve got a set a few minutes ago and im already at 6?! Wft?!
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    • I honestly thought that when she said I diagnose you with baby I thought she meant she was trying to tell her niece that she's pregnant in a stupid way.
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    • I told my cousin that one day she'd learn to cry on the inside, and she shut up and stared at me. It was hilarious.
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    • Babies are disgusting creatures
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    • This... does put a smile on my face
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    • My nephew does the same. It's very cute
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    • Honestly the same reactions I had upon becoming an adult as well.
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    • You forgot the cringey reactions. Now the tumblr post is actually semi funny :(
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    • Anybody have that video showing you are worth it with a 20 filler bill, when he stomps on it and stuff I want my friend to see if she is feeling down
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    • Sounds cute and all of it were real
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