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    • Any girl named Savannah is a fucking bitch you can’t change my mind
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    • Once a guy brought vodka in a Arizona can to school.. he got so drunk he got caught staggering around like an idiot and he fell a lot...... this was 7th grade
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    • Community college is a lawless wasteland
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    • She offered because she wanted to let someone else know it was liquor 0/10 not a real alcoholic
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    • Oh shut up vodka cranberry tastes like watered down cranberry juice, that's the whole point is that you cant taste the vodka
      AMTURN 1 aug
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    • Ahhh college.
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    • If you're not drinking some kind of alcohol in your morning classes, you're doing college wrong. Especially summer classes. My drink of choice was a mimosa.
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    • Dudes. Similar thing happend to me in highschool. I was a junior in a computer class sitting next to a senior friend, I started choking on air, he offers me a sip of his Apple Juice. So, never truly drank before, took a huge swig of Bourbon. I kept it down, somehow. I never trusted him after that.👎
      Hill97 5 aug
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    • Imagine being an attractive white girl who makes up scenes to get attention and seem quirky
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    • Yeah, but shits thoughtful, say thanks.
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    • Sometimes you need something so you can relax and focus. Senior year me and the boys would have a beer at lunch or take an edible do it hits like right as school ends
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    • Man that girl was just hoping someone would say they were thirsty so she could show how rad she is
      spratty3 3 aug
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    • Damnit Lisa, get your shit together
      Juggsy 2 aug
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    • She probably has a uti. Hence the cranberry
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    • I think this was the first viral tweet I saw like 10 years ago
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    • Twist: it was his court mandated DUI course
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    • The girl next to my... must’ve been strong shit
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    • Middle school was good times.....
      GuruzA 1 aug
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    • You cant have a hang over if you keep drinking
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    • Got fucking woke that day
      Atherios 31 jul
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    • Dude the memes in the comments section are funnier than the actaul one lmao
      McBagels 5 aug
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    • They never expect a student to bring a straight up flask to school
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    • me*
      mjpome 2 aug
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    • You make her your best friend and keep her close after high school. She’ll teach you how to truly adult.
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    • In college I was expecting to take a sip of cranberry vodka at all hours day or night. It was when I tasted water that I was surprised.
      irmino 2 aug
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    • Next my? I think she drank a little to much of it
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    • #WhiteGirlWasted
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    • Best cure for a hangover... you're not hungover if you're drunk again. Then just water to prevent a 2nd hangover.
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    • It’s called Day Drinking, Charlie Brown.
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    • Something similar happened to me on a school field trip to the zoo. I wasn't expecting Smirnoff to be offered to me
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    • Look at me I'm cool because I a borderline AlCoaHoLiC
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    • Rather wake and bake
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    • High school was the shit
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    • Yes, I too remember high school
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    • If world of Warcraft currency has actual value and it’s more valuable than Venezuela currency what’s stopping them from switching to world of Warcraft money
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    • Shit I did that all the time in college with rum coke
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    • Elementary is wild
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    • And she wasn’t expecting you to be such a lil bitch about it
      Heron 31 jul
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    • Next to my in class
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    • Where’s that post about the teacher putting pumice rocks in the kids water bottles but one sank because it was vodka.
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    • For the 9 am classes a lot of the guys grab coffee from the shop outside and then put vodka or whiskey in it, so if you think this didnt happen just wait til you get to college and see all the people relying on alcohol to cope with college life
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    • This is the type of person to get roofied
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    • Vodka cranberry’s are fucking delicious
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    • Me*
      trytide 31 jul
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    • That sounds like a person worth keeping around
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    • "next to my"
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    • My crush was offering me some of her coffee but I fucking hate coffee so I denied it. I should've drunken it :/
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    • And that kids is what you call an al-co-hol-ic
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    • Yeah I had this happen in 11th grade. Was str8 up booze. She was lucky I'd taken a shot or two before lol
      Wuety 4 aug
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    • One time I was eating a jolly rancher in math class and suddenly it got stuck in my throat and I was choking. Me and my introverted ass was to shy to make a scene about it 😅 but the guy next to me gave me his water and I took a sip. It was vodka. But hey I lived .
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    • Sprite and Jameson Irish whiskey was my experience.
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    • Yall acting like this is something special when this was literally a Monday morning routine for me for a whole semester after Sunday night parties I'd bring a Hawaiian punch and strawberry Smirnoff mix to my 8am class
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    • Crite spranberry
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    • When i worked at mcdonalds this one girl drank before her shift during her shift and after her shift
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    • Chick's be thinking they're such a badass ass sneaking in achohol for class. Like bitch, not my fault you're an alcoholic at 16.
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    • Cant survive without something to help you get through the day, pathetic
      CryoNova 2 aug
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    • That's how BESTIES happen
      MrKace 2 aug
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    • Lol that’s why she offered ❤️ drunk girls are nice af
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    • I think you've found a new friend. If I were in your position that would definitely be the case.
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    • No one this alcoholic goes to class at 9 am
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    • I've been that girl
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    • I nearly had a stroke reading the first line
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    • Vodka cranberry sounds good right now. Who else is drinking in the morning with me?
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    • I drank Bacardi limon mixed with Sprite in EMT class on the regular. I was one of the highest scores in the class. Maybe she needed it to think clearly
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    • "To my in class"
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    • Next to *my* in class... well we all know she's a light weight now lol
      B_8_r 1 aug
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    • That girl is a legend
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    • I'm gonna mentally log off, brother. Imma play in creative for 12 hours
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    • If I was a pedophile I'd probably be dead
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    • If I was gay I'd probably still be a sex offender
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    • Vodka is pretty cool, but if you try to flavor it you're missing the point to drinking it. Just drink wine
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    • The pen is mighter than the sword because you can write faster than you can fight. But a bullet travels a lot faster than someone can write
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    • Bugs try to attack things far larger than them without fear because they don't know what fear is. They die obviously but they die biting my fucking ballsack so cheers
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    • Someone please stop me
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    • My kinda chick
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    • Not gonna lie, I did this in some of my longer classes. I had a 4 hour night class that I would leave pretty drunk. Still got an A
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    • Y’all I’m kinda worried rn my gf isn’t responding to my snaps and her last snap was a black screen with nothing but “I love you” in big bold letters. I don’t feel like I should be this worried but she has a history of depression and attempted suicide...
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    • Vodka and Gatorade shit is wild
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    • Drinking alcohol actually dehydrates you.
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    • 7:30 AM class. Only time offered. Everyone had alcohol. I had a white Russian in my cup. Hard to fit the bastard in but I drank him
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    • I wouldn't expect that either. At 9am, I only have pussy juice.
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    • Did she drive to class?
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    • 2 seconds later... man im fuckin horny.
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    • Why not
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    • How it be sometimes
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    • Lmfao, did this through all of my math classes.
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    • It’s 5pm somewhere
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    • Used to bring admiral and coke to class to make it through the 3 hrs lectures
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    • Want a vodka cranberry?
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      DADDYSIR 31 jul
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    • That’s pretty late to start drinking.
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    • This happened to me in college too, I ran into a friend from highschool and her friend offered me a sip of her “water” and it was like a mix of 3 different alcoholic drinks lmao shit was nasty
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