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i get bloody noses a lot and i can
usually feel it about 30 seconds
before it starts dripping. today in
class my nose started to bleed. but
right before, I turned to this very
religious boy who sits next to me and
whispered "hail satan" as my nose
started to drip. he freaked and fell
back and hit his head. he had to go
home for the rest of the day.
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    • Even if it's fake, imagine someone doing that.. That would fuck a kid up lmao
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    • Source : "Dude trust me"
      DarkInu 26 jul
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    • If Jesus died for my sins then I must sin heavily so his death was not in vain
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    • Sure
      Dollaruz 25 jul
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    • Repent
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    • Saw this same meme 7 fucking years ago
      Joe1000RR 26 jul
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    • Imagine something slightly sexual like the teacher bending over to help another student happens and you get a fucking nose bleed.
      Geico 26 jul
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    • Honestly if I could do that I would, fucking hilarious shit
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    • Satan: I just want to say I’m a huge fan
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    • I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for 300.
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    • why's everyone doubting it happen, this isn't that unlikely to happen wtf
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    • Yeah, cuz religious kids are definitely like that
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    • bobrusayy 26 jul
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    • How tf is this supposed to be fake everything here is plausible dumbass’s.
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    • Fake
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    • Satan said he is a big fan... also hell see you in 66 years
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    • Its weird how you can always tell its blood and not normal snot
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    • And then Obama showed up
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    • I’m really bendy and I had a kid talking to me about how christianity was the only possible religion so I just started poking him and made my pointer finger go all the way back saying that I was satan the whole time. He just ran away
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    • People probably won’t care, but when I was younger I used to get nosebleeds a lot also. I managed to get them under control by limiting my salt intake. If you have a problem with nosebleeds, try to cut back on salt and see if anything changes
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    • Everyone laughed and shat themselves I passed the class with a A+ for the rest of the year Obama was there kissing me
      Cornut34 26 jul
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    • Atheists got a lot to say about Christianity but not too much to say about Islam 🐸☕
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    • Although the chance of this happening is low, I also get nosebleeds and can tell when blood is about to trickle out my nose. So its certainly not impossible lol
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    • But if a religious person did something like this to an atheist it’d be the end of the fucking world.
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    • Even though this is fake, its still a shitty thing to do.
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    • Why do yall think it's funny to mess with people because what they believe in. "OH HaHA hE tHiNks GoD is ReAl, MusT bE a sTuPID"
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    • Haha funny, stupid religious people, amirite?
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    • None of you have ever met a religious person and that is abundantly clear by your comments. Also, did we time travel back 7 years to where tumblr that definitely happened bullshit gets featured? Fucking children
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    • Shoulda rolled your eyes to the back of your head
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    • I don't understand why everyone is doubting the post? Like, All things in this story are very plausible. For one, the nose bleed thing is a real thing. It can happen with low iron or if you have allergy's and it's allergy season. And number two, there are plenty of Christains who would act like that
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    • Fake? Yeah. Gave me a chuckle? Sorta.
      DrQuanta 26 jul
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    • This is true, I was the blood from this kid’s nose
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    • yinayy 27 jul
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    • Back when zork was a thing (its a text based rpg) you could go to the gates of heel now i wasnt religious but i wasnt one of those sit in the dark and wear black clothes kinda teenagers, i did however have a friend like that and i also had a religious friend, both had been to my house but me 1/?
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    • Fuck Satan hate that bitch
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    • Thanks satan
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    • I used to have chronic nosebleeds as well and the most anime shit happened in middle school. I was a fat antisocial nerd (now im the same but skinny) and my crush (a "popular" girl) was asking me for help with math, had to run out of the room because I started bleeding profusely from my nose...fun.
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    • Fake it’s reversed
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    • Spontaneous nosebleeds suck, I had it explained to me as a reaction to the seasonal change in pressure. We used to make fun and say that it would snow within the week because it would happen whenever a cold snap would roll in.
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    • I once got a bloody nose in a very important exam in 0 hour and it wouldn't stop so I couldn't finish the exam I still passed surprisingly
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    • I'll take shit that never happened for 500
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    • And Satan clapped
      __Monika 26 jul
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    • And then Satan came out of the floorboards and gave him a medal
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    • DUDE the same shit happens to me, I can almost always tell when I’m about to get one. I need to try this.
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    • Yeah, but let’s not forget that in no way, under any circumstances, did that happen..
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    • Smh I can feel it before it starts. Pretty convenient cause I get them a lot.
      F3L1S 26 jul
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    • Like, I've never experienced anything paranormal, but if someone did this to me I would probably be cowering with a cross and a cup of holy water . . .
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    • My nose started pouring blood in class and I got so much anxiety that I couldn’t leave my seat. Then the whole class turned to me and stared at me like I’m some retard for not leaving.
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    • Would've been funnier if you rolled your eyes back
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    • who cares if you think it’s fake, I know it’s real
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    • He should have looked at him with a panicked expression and said, “I keep telling people the ghosts are real but they won’t listen!” Then looked over his shoulder and said, “No! Get off!”
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    • I’m Christian but this is hilarious
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    • Quit posting sic shit like this. Now i have to explain why I'm laughing by myself in the bathroom. Thx alot. I live with a teen who can do this. I can picture this
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    • Lucky bastard. When I was in the 8th grade a girl in my class shit her pants. I smelled it and puked all over myself.
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    • I honestly don’t care if it’s fake, every time I read it I giggle a little bit
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    • Same people who “get PTSD” at the mention of the term gender dysphoria
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    • Speaking of bloody noses, lately I've been getting nose bleeds in the middle of my sleep and waking up, choking on my own blood. But I'm too lazy to use Google. Anyone know what may be up with that?
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    • And then the whole class clapped and Obama gave her the medal of honor
      Tanker 26 jul
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    • That’s fucking metal
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    • My friend can make his nose bleed on command. Doesn't even have to touch it. He used this as a weapon. Had to do something? Cant. Hes got a bloody nose.
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    • Imagine seeing a funny meme and go to the comments for a bunch of ppl bitching about wether its fake nor not
      Kiriyo 28 jul
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    • Wow gets funnier every time I see it
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    • That’s so evil and so funny.
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    • And then everyone clapped
      ZEPlK 26 jul
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • Good lad
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    • After I read this I did it to the most religious kid in my school and he freaked out best moment of highschool so far
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    • And obama gave her a handshake and a medal
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    • Obama was there
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    • It's true, I was the blood
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    • Its true, I was the chair
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    • Please re feature the same post more, this was so much funnier the 27th fucking time I saw it
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    • Public school.
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    • Hey, I don't care if it's fake. powermove.
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    • Nobody born after 1200 AD acts like that
      Parthenes 26 jul
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    • And then Obama sucked off your 19in tentacle cock.
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 26 jul
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    • Stranger things vibes
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    • Tumblr is so much worse than reddit
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    • If he was really religious he would’ve assassinated you with his holy water
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    • Source: Dude trust me
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    • And then Obama lifted you up, and you did a slam dunk, and the whole world clapped
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    • This is what I'm here for
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    • Put that on a list of shit that didn’t happen
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    • Thank you I know I’m awesome but you don’t have to bow to me
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    • My parents got a divorce today
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    • damn, kid must’ve gotten shook about it. guy who had a nose bleed just gave satan praise. people really be ruining their own lives and setting themselves up for failure. God bless that kid
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    • Was sitting in class with some friends, one of my friends has chronic nosebleeds. The other is a stoner that has the weirdest talents, including a very good sense of smell. All just talking, then out of nowhere he says, “I smell blood.” Five seconds later, blood comes pouring out of the other’s nose
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    • You're doing God's work.
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