• Imagine knowing a guy that can solve
all your financial problems without
asking for sex.
Y
His name, is Employment.
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    • This is honestly the stupidest shit I have ever heard
      AnimeIdol 12 jul
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    • Imagine women think they have power over men after they hit the wall (about age 40). Imagine women wanting men to be traditional but won't be a traditional woman.
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    • Imagine believing men should give you everything just because you have a pussy.
      bandildo 13 jul
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    • Imagine a women that gives you all the sex and you dont need to buy her anything
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    • “Being an ugly woman is a lot like being a man, you’re gonna have to work.” -Daniel Tosh
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    • Bro these gold diggers are getting lazier and lazier
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    • Imagine thinking someone should pay everything for you with nothing in return because society for some reason promotes this shit then takes kids away from the men and gives them to these miserable excuses for humans
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    • Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.
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    • I see so many girls complain about guys only wanting sex, yet dating apps are full of girls who just want sex, and those who don't won't talk to you unless you're very attractive.
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    • So you’re a prostitute. Ok. 👍🏻
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    • Imagine women expecting everything from men then not even bothering to have sex aka the one thing women offer
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    • Imagine having the tiniest amount of pride and accomplishing that for yourself
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    • Naw employment fucks
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    • The only thing such a freeloading paradise like her offers is sex. Remember that you not only deserve better but you should seek a woman that affirms your faith and wholly wishes for your well-being as you do for her
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    • Idk work fucks me everyday almost
      davyfan10 13 jul
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    • Imagine feeling entitled to something you didn't work for...imagine not bringing anything to the table, expecting someone else to bring everything to the table, and thinking that your washed up pussy is the prize and that they're the lucky ones
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    • Women like this makes the rest of us look bad. Unfortunately, it is the majority.
      itzelda 13 jul
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    • Imagine thinking you should get to live without putting in effort to survive
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    • Humans are born to crave sex. If you think someone’s gonna be with you and not have the eventual expectation of sex you’re insane, and if they stay they’re too beta to do anything about it but they aren’t happy I guarantee that
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    • All bitches want is money and don’t want to work for it
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    • Imagine a woman that only has sex and never asks for money...
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    • If all you can offer is sex then you’re doing something wrong
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    • Lol stupid bitch got served
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    • Imagine thinking you deserve anything from anyone, including the government
      Jerando 13 jul
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    • So girls want men to provide EVERYTHING and them give NOTHING in return? Sounds about right.
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    • Imagine having nothing else to offer and still trying to withhold sex
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    • Well... most employment
      MLGtbone 13 jul
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    • This bitch
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    • Idk employment still wants to fuck me sometimes
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    • Except if you're a sex worker...
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    • "I want to offer nothing to a relationship and get everything in return"
      TNTNuke 14 jul
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    • “She take my money. When Im in need. Yes shes a triflin’. Friend indeed.” You know the rest 👇🏽
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    • Nobody knows how to use a comma these days.
      tinycats 13 jul
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    • Can we go back a few years to when gold diggers had to work for it and put up with old white dudes that cheated on them, instead of these lazy entitled gold diggers that want a sugar daddy for free.
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    • Imagine only wanting a spouse to financially support your lazy ass
      Skadoop 13 jul
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    • Unless you’re a sex worker
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    • A bitch that won't fuck you, is like a restaurant that's constantly cooking but won't serve you anything.
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    • If I'm paying for your shit, I deserve your legs to be opened when I get home
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    • His name is friend and he lives in the friendzone. Even though hes a simp, you know damn well He truly loves you but you Intentionally lead him on instead of trying to give him a real talk of the difference between friend and boyfriend
      LexxsH 13 jul
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    • I refuse to work with women ever again.
      ECHO5ECHO 13 jul
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    • As a decent woman, this girl is trash. I take pride in my husband and vice versa. We take care of each other's needs unless we physically or emotionally can't. It's teamwork, not slavery.
      Rebela 13 jul
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    • Imagine that woman not dating men just for their money
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    • Except prostitutes
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    • So I guess the guys that arent like this end up being coomer simps that end up with a goldigger who eventually turns into a thotty when you cant satisfy her sex drive
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    • Would you rather have a gay son or slut daughter? I mean either way it’s free head am I right
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    • I think we all can agree that Leeches are the scum of the earth, and should be burned alive.
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    • You, are, stupid
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    • Imagine being a real adult that's able to pay for their own things and not rely on an outside source
      venom161 13 jul
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    • Euthanization doesnt require sex
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    • Now whores don't even want to fuck you for your money
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    • His name, is Cuck
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    • Women are objects.
      bam0217 13 jul
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    • I hate females that think sex is a one way gift that they GIVE to men! It's a 2 way street, I am giving them sex right back. Proper sex should leave both people equally satisfied.
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    • Employment also double teams you into a threesome fucks you in the ass with its homie Taxes
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    • Never get in to a relationship as a financial decision. Always make yourself stable first
      datyou 13 jul
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    • Ti genuinely hope that foid dies alone
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    • Imagine imagining - this comment is sponsored by the no imagination gang
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    • zerosober 13 jul
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    • Hey off your lazy ass you scabby skank
      PorkSword 13 jul
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    • I would imagine there’s plenty of women that also hate bitches like this.
      stevan90 14 jul
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    • Easy mode was being a hoe for financial help and attention, now they’re so lazy they want the same thing without the hoe part
      nk361 14 jul
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    • Why do women always talk about sex
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    • So is she normally a prostitute or what lmao
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    • I don’t understand the kind of upbringing that would make a person think they should have someone else pay for their bills and shit
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    • Imagine a woman wanting you to get her out of debt without surrendering every hole
      Guilty21 14 jul
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    • Pretty natural thing to reciprocate at minimum otherwise what are you offering? “You want me to financially support you AND emotionally support you and no sex? Pppffffttt I’m out.” Or maybe he’s gay but wants to seem straight in which case you’re enabling a bad practice of letting him lie to himself
      bman26 13 jul
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    • A financial advisor? Tf.
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    • So females are getting even lazier these days. They want sugar dads but no sugar. At that point just move back in with your parents that's just a dad
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    • Imagine wanting someone to do everything for you and do nothing back
      b00btard 13 jul
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    • Imagine thinking that men are just there to pave your way in this world without giving anything back to them. It dont even have to be sex, ladies, but do SOMETHING for your man God damn
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    • If he is fixing all your financial problems, motherfucker should never have to ask.
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    • Gross
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    • That comma is fucking me up
      BigTyrone 13 jul
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    • Women expect you to be a full blown comedian at the first impression then have the audacity to reply with “lol”
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    • Wow bitches really be wanting everything for nothing
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    • Or a banker
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    • Free stuff is what you want
      yrtesd 14 jul
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    • Wait.....being too lazy and demanding a maximum amount of pay for no work? SOCIALISM DETECTED
      Koolmems 14 jul
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    • I'm having, a stroke
      Rico_ 14 jul
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    • I don’t get how girls can just want a sugar daddy and not an actual boyfriend
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    • Just be a stripper hun, don’t have to have sex AND you make big bank if you got what it takes
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    • Unless you’re a hooker
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    • Easy mode
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    • I wouldn't be asking
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    • A used toy isn't worth the same as a new toy it's that simple these girl in the age of egirls gonna realize when they get older and try to find a real man they aren't gonna want a girl with a 1000+ men who knows what's she looks like naked
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    • Women 👏🏻 gatekeep👏🏻 sex 👏🏻. Men 👏🏻 gatekeep👏🏻 relationships 👏🏻
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    • Your dad
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    • Why do girls have such a problem with the fact that guys like sex? It’s a natural, primal urge that we cannot help. Some guys are hornier, some guys aren’t. I guess the problem arises from those few men who lie and use women. But they should learn how to pick em better.
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    • Women only have one thing that contains all their worth
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    • This is why being single is best. I'm not gonna throw away my virginity to a childish whore but I can't even take a rish because most women are like this. You only know once the damage is done because all women also hide everything about themself and call you a creep if you pry for answers. 1/2
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    • See here’s the problem, men want sex, women want security, but only Women initiate intimacy, and only men propose, how about every female realizes this and gives a good guy a good time and he’ll never forget it and probably offer to take you out again and boom you might have just found a lover
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    • No dude she lives on tax payers money
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    • Ooo_Noo 14 jul
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    • Got a better joke imagine equal rights but being expected to pay for the date but being considered the asshole for asking 50/50 in 2020 feminist rights 101 can't tell you how many times ive had to dip out in a women expecting me to pay 100% if we both work im dining and dashing on you!
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    • Women don't build they move in.
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