• Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking
weird island and sometimes land crabs with
8-inch claws try to get into my house
cute puppy what breed is he
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    • I can hear it yelling racial slurs at me
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    • Those are coconut crabs if anyone was wondering and they eat trash and can cut bone with their claws
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    • Crab me, Tito.
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    • Bruh that’s a fucking Kingler
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    • How do they taste honestly?
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    • Only crab
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    • That aint no Coconut crab dont listen to the other top comment and thats probably just a big king crab which is still huge.
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    • Time for crab
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    • Yo are crabs just see spiders
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    • Take the claw and release him. It will grow back.
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    • AdeptaSororitas ChampionOfMedusa the constant crab rave has to get annoying after a while
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    • Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight, and we won’t let you take her for your mate
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    • The giant enemy crab
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    • Big ass bubble crabs in the Great swamp of dark souls
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    • I live in Florida, we get those fuckers too, we just punt em or hit em with a golf club or some shit, it’s fun try it
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    • These are Florida land crabs every spring the migrate to the ocean to lay their egg which need water so that’s when they end up in weird spots like ur house
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    • That’s a weird lookin cat
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    • Remember that ad for the Honda Element with that crab that kept saying “I peench”
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    • Did that one lose an arm or are their species just so ducking alpha they said fuck it “let’s just have one mega arm and just clamp niqqas in half”
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    • Are you allowed to kick it’s brains in?
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    • I believe it is a fiddler crab but in my research I saw a hermit crab with a Barby doll head for sale for $50 on Etsy and thus will not be sleeping
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    • Last time i saw a crab that big my dad shot it
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    • That's because they only harvest one crab claw to let the crab survive for reharvest so one claw gets bigger
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    • Have the same issue, about one a month one gets in and the dogs wont stfu. Get some nice crab soup tho, so its not all bad
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