• Does anyone remember this legend? the
greatest walmart employee Shane
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    • Management must have been so entertained by Shane, they let most of his antics go unpunished.
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    • Shane’s a fuckin legend
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    • Jesus, Shane really is out here carrying the entire Walmart franchise on his shoulders
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    • Shane sounds like he wants to leave but his mom won’t let him quit, so he’s trying to get fired
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    • Shane, Son of Throckmorton, air to the title of the most interesting man in the world
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    • Shane’s intentions are far beyond our understanding
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    • Shane isn’t paid enough to care
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    • shane sounds like the coolest fuckin guy ever.
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    • Shane is currently my “Big Guy” for the year
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    • Sounds like a fun co-worker.
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    • I wish I had Shane's confidence.
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    • I feel like Shane probably only did some of these things so management just started making things up to write here as a joke
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    • The swinecraft one got me
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    • Shane, stop writing messages from "management" on your whiteboard and taking pictures of them to gain clout online.
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    • How did he not get fired?
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    • He sounds like he’s just a creative guy in Walmart is holding him back
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    • The "I" in the ventriloquist one annoy anyone else?
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    • A fellow Shane.
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    • Shane why do you keep do:ng th:s? You are gonna get f:red
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    • He looks....EXACTLY what I thought this Shane would look like. Whaaat a legend.
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    • I dont know about you guys, but I'd be 10 times more likely to buy fried chicken from anywhere if it said stoner approved.
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    • painfully fake but still funny
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    • That walmart logo with the star in the middle was discontinued in 2008. This picture was taken between 1992 and 2008.
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    • Shit he deserves more than a raise.
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • Holy shit Shane! Old ass features.
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    • At the Walmart that I work at, he would have been fired after the 1st offense
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    • I miss the old days where people would see this and almost no one complained about it being fake.
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    • Where is Shane. Is he alright?
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    • I work in a deli and can confirm there’s always at least one “Shane” that works there that just makes managements life a living hell lol and yes I am the “Shane” of my store because management didn’t teach me shit and is ass so I fuck around haha
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    • Damn I work in the deli, and he had some good ideas.
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    • Shane needs to be promoted
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    • Guys my chicken says some assembly required how do I put it together
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    • Ah yes the time before everyone just looked there phone when they were bored
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    • At least he’s being honest about the “mystery meat”
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    • Whoever took a random pic of a Walmart employee and photoshopped over their name tag and gave them glasses is a clown and they know it
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    • I once worked at a Walmart super center right after high school and one night I'm walking to the break room and the janitor comes by, I say hey man how's your day going? He proceeds to answer pretty shitty while point with the mop down an isle of the automotive department when I looked down the 1/2
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    • I fucking hate how they write their I’s. Looks like whatever the fuck this : thing is called
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    • Yes because when an employee is doing something wrong management writes them a note instead of telling them directly
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    • He must put a end to 2020
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    • He literally just sat down, wrote these and made an afternoon out of it. Why would “management” leave him hand written notes? If it were distant higher ups, it would be in emails or printed out. If it were his boss, they’d tell him in person.
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    • I wish more managers like this existed 😭 honestly, you know how much more people would enjoy going to work, and how much more people would like shopping in a happy environment? Corporate regulations ruin so much good opportunity wanting “profession rounded spongebob employees”
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    • Any of you folks remember when this shit plagued the comments on ifunny after it was first featured
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    • Shane stop writing on the whiteboard
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    • If it's free I'll pinch off a slab of the mystery meat. Don't mind if I do
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    • Why did they photoshop glasses on his face. They don’t go to his ears
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    • I lost it at swinecraft
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    • The funniest people are usually the normal looking people
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    • Shane for President
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    • What a fucking baller!
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    • Shane...you are still managing to have a sense of humor and a soul. This is Walmart and we don’t do that here.
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    • Got dammit shane!
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    • I'd like to hire Shane.
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    • Now that there is freaking hilarious
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    • Walmart can sucks fat one, fuck you silvia
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    • I was like "the fuck is ventr;loqu;sm" not realizing they were i's. Hahahaha
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    • Shane is my spirit animal
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    • Most likely fakeee, but still enjoyed :)
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    • Ryan?
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    • I remember this guy
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    • Shane is truly a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
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    • Look at that fucking smirk
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    • It is an honor to share a name with him
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    • Holy fuck I remember this from 2013
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    • They’re good dogs, Brent
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    • Fake and gay
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    • Ohh he might be me
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    • I don t want tc
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    • Same handwriting, fake!
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    • Nice
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    • Shane is Ryan gosling in disguise
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    • Swinecraft is real, porksword has SEEN it!
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    • This guy is awesome
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    • How did he keep his job for so long?
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    • Ive never actually seen this before this is gold
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    • How did he not get fired?
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    • These were so fake and cringe even then
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    • I had a manager who done doughnuts with the drivable mop when I worked at Walmart and we raced them at night. I miss you zeek
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    • Shane sounds like a great guy
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    • Shane=fucking goat
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    • I work at Walmart, they would have fired my ass. I stay in trouble now and I’m not even doing anything wrong.
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    • Man it is people like Shane that keep things interesting at a boring job
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    • Shane, please stop fucking my mom
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    • Shane seems a little obsessed with fried chicken and the deli section
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    • Why are his glasses photoshopped on
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    • This is gold
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    • Bruh I wanna work with Shane
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    • Fuck legend bro
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    • Me and Shane would get along
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    • This guys a friggun G.
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    • What the hell happened here
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    • The fact the customers are coming gotta back, that’s a great employee
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    • Shane rocking the 1990s Walmart look
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    • Best thing about Walmart is Shane!
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    • I'm sure he wrote it on the white board himself. Walmart management doesn't write out behavior corrections for other associates to see.
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    • Shane was fired
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    • Shane is Walmart's Dr. Bright
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    • Samples? In Walmart?
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    • I want a shane in my life.
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