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Family cleans house, finds pet tortoise missing
since 1982
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    • Waking up at 3 am to see a fucking tortoise raiding your fridge
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    • How damn dirty was the house?
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    • Operation silent tortoise
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    • My pit bull went missing for 4 months which was living off coyotes behind my house I actually found him and he’s with us now but he’s missing a ear and has scars on his neck and stomach but that day I learn he’s a dog not to be fucked with
      ARSE 21 may
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    • I just looked it up and apparently she survived on termites that were abundant since the father was a hoarder.
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    • Wtf has that son of a bitch been eating
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    • It was a family of hoarders in Brazil and was found in a room full of termite infested furniture so he ate the termites
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    • You realize this means they havent cleaned since 82...
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    • Imagine being so disgustingly putrid that your house is dirty enough to hide a tortoise for 30 years without finding traces of shit or noticing food is missing
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    • I was sitting in my buddies room one day, and this hamster crawls up on my lap. I pick it up and start petting it, and was like, your hamster got out. He was like, that little fucker escaped 6 months ago.
      wijibo 21 may
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    • Looked it up: The tortoise survived. The owner was a hoarder, and the unused furniture attracted termites that the tortoise ate to survive, all while being hidden in the mess.
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    • one time my little sister's hamster went missing for like 3 months, when we were moving we found it inside the couch. alive. lil fucker was living off the crumbs dropped into the couch.
      ingentis 21 may
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    • it survived by eating termites i read the article
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    • The article is crazy. They lost the turtle and years later the owner of the house died and his kids were cleaning it out. He was a hoarder so they were in the storage closet and they were moving everything to the trash. One of them found the turtle. He had been living off of termites and cockroaches
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    • How dirty is your house that you can not only lose an animal that size but there's enough shit on your floors to way it survived that long
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    • Forbidden roomba
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    • How dirty was the fucking house ?
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    • He was alive he survived on termites
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    • He stayed hidden so long because he mastered the skill of moving so oncredibly slowly no one can see him.
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    • Yea... sooo... I know everyone keeps assuming it was a happy ending, but... they never said that it was found alive...
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    • We also once lost our 8 year old turtle in our house and hasn’t been seen for over 3 weeks, we later found her chilling with us watching tv out of fucking nowhere. I know it’s nothing compared to that tortoise but like I low key feel them cause they really do disappear and god knows what they eat
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    • Reminds me of that guy from Vietnam who was ordered to stay put and ambush when given the signal, and ended up spending about 20 years in the jungle still thinking the war was going on
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    • How dirty is that fucking house? You don’t notice 37 years of tortoise shit on the floor? What the fuck
      shaneco 24 may
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    • Ok but when I was 7 and didn’t quite understand how to take care of a pet, I had a baby box turtle that I kept in a shoebox. Mom mistook shoebox as box with shoes in it and put it in closet. Forgot about turtle for 3 months. Remembered turtle. Turtle was alive and well
      Flamepool 24 may
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    • How tf did it say alive
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    • It ate termites since everyone is asking
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    • I want to know how the turtle was missing that long and they never found or smelled his shit
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    • 1. When was the last time you cleaned your house? 2. Did you not notice/smell the years full of tiny shits every where?
      frbyrd 21 may
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    • They must have no mom, bc there's no way in hell that the house hasn't been clean since 1982
      Yo_Mama_ 24 may
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    • This is mine
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    • Just for the record the tortoise is still alive. They said because the deceased owner was a hoarder the tortoise survived on termites from stored furniture etc. Like so more people can see
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    • They probably found it dead & thats just a picture of a random tortoise
      Lilyee 21 may
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    • Too bad they waited 37 years to clean their house.
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    • Hide and seek champion
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    • "Where's the tortoise, and when did this rock get here?" *wipes off dust* "My god, it's been years."
      MarcyJay 23 may
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    • How dirty is your house that it could eat for three decades without you knowing
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    • My pet snake got out a few years ago and we looked for her everywhere. We would put food in the cage and the next day it was gone and so was she. After a month we were about to give up. I looked in the potted plants and at the very bottom, there was madusa
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    • If your house is so dirty you lose an animal for 40 years and it’s able to sustain itself on your filth the whole time... please kill yourself
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    • How was it eating or was it just moldy and dead
      aznjasonn 21 may
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    • How dirty was their house?
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    • “1982”!?!? Mfr its 2019 NIGGA!!! Wtf that dude been eating this whole time!?!? Tortoise: “mmm, hungrer...?” Human : “i hate BLTs, Fuq Lettuce!” Toroise : “oooo piece a candy!”
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    • My brother let my turtles out in the backyard once and they escaped. I found both of them just chillin there next to the back door like 6 years later like they never went missing
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    • Disgusting there house must’ve been on horders or some shit
      GodKirby 21 may
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    • How dirty does your house have to be? ...
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    • They never said it was alive...
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    • I can stay so still that I practically become invisible
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    • Nobody: ....... Turtle: "prepare yourself for the longest battle of hide and seek ever to be had in all the laaannndddd!!!!"
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    • Tortoise was feeding off of termites in storage room for 30 years.
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    • That's no ordinary tortoise, that's a Red Footed Tortoise. Also known as the best tortoise.
      DutNut 23 may
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    • So was he in the backyard somewhere? Under the house?
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    • Dirty 1000
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    • Once found my neighbors tortoise in my driveway that had been missing for 2 months. He’s apparently escaped multiple times. His name is Houdini.
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    • Maybe you should clean your house more than once every 40 years
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    • I guess you could say he didn’t run away 😂😂
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    • HOW THE FUCK
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    • Wtf was it eating? Do you leave food everywhere or have some filthy eco system living in you home?
      Bowin 22 may
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    • They never said it was alive
      MahjaG 22 may
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    • These niggas haven’t cleaned their house since 1982
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    • It has mastered the art of standing so still its become invisible
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    • How is it alive? Like how did it not starve?
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    • How dirty is that house??
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    • So you haven't cleaned the house since 1982 and you were just OK with that
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    • How dirty was the fuckin house?
      Xaethron 21 may
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    • Just for confirmation, it wasn't alive
      N8rtots 21 may
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    • My question is... how fckin dirty was their house?!?!
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    • How fucking dirty was that house and what did that tortoise eat all that time???
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    • How dirty was your house..?
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    • picss 23 may
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    • Damn I don’t know where to start. Let’s do how tf u lose a tortoise. Or live in a house that long, or without even cleaning it.
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    • Ok but what would it eat. And he looks super bummed that he got caught
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    • I had that same type of tortoise the fucker disappeared for 3 weeks until we found him again in a bush.
      NoahB236 22 may
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    • Im just curious on what the turtoise was eating to survive for that long
      zori 21 may
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    • So it just pissed and shit everywhere for decades and no one smelled anything?
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    • Polnareff, that's where you've been?
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    • Alive?
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    • How fuckn messy has their house been and why has it been that messy since 1982
      chrisw420 21 may
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    • muppies 21 may
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    • What did it eat
      oiuy475 21 may
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    • Wait you haven’t cleaned your house since 1982?
      Oplock 21 may
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    • How messy does your house have to be to lose a turtle for that amount of time?
      Santos17 21 may
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    • They haven’t cleaned the house since 1982?
      Cusefan8 21 may
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    • what the fuck did it eat for the past 37 years?
      Shelby427 21 may
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    • The tortoise was alive. They believe it survived off termites. They lost it while the house was under construction
      boomba019 21 may
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    • How the this thing become a news ? Did the owner immediately contact the news after she found the tortoise , then the news be like shit okay fam we gon be there asap .
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    • And he is alive how?
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    • Wtf was it eating?
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    • Weird how he’s still alive, they can go only 2-3 years without eating. But I looked up the article. And its theorized it survived off worms and termites
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    • When was he found tho
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    • How the fuck have they not cleaned their house since 1982. Dirty asses.
      lazyd1010 26 may
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    • Dude trust me
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    • How do you lose an entire tortoise
      SirLayton 23 may
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    • How filthy was the damn house
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    • How tf would the little guy eat and drink
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    • Real story my little sister had a pet turtle lost it and was leaving tiny strawberries around the house 3 months later we find it eating one of the strawberries behind the couch 😂😂😂
      Ezratroy 23 may
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