• q Wanna hear a pickup line
Are you a hen because you are 0 eggsactly what I'm looking for
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    • Lol I’m cracking up!
      GodOmega 2 aug
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    • Im an egg cuz i have salmonella
      TheCraig 2 aug
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    • You dare use my own spell against me potter
      Eklipse 2 aug
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    • I’m an egg because all I do is crack
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    • NotYeahAverageDude. Bruh got fetured and only 6 likes and 3 comments.
      MrAngry 2 aug
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    • 50 likes and I'm deadass deleting this shit show of an app. Don't let me down like you usually do ifunnyers!
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    • This guy fucks eggs
      meel 2 aug
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    • The negotiations were short
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    • I can’t wait till I’m 18 so I could fuck around on tinder
      Kozig 2 aug
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    • Popular opinion of the day: desperate and easy girls like that are unattractive, uninteresting, pathetic and demonstrate low value.
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    • From 0 to 100 real quick
      Vaati006 2 aug
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    • How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push
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    • Where are all these dtf people on Tinder? I swipe right like a mf and get nothing! 😂 Shit sucks!
      SGTBofa 4 aug
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    • You couldn't get laid if you crawled up a chicken's ass and wait
      shade103 2 aug
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    • As cheap goes , i like this one. 6/10
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    • Lain*
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    • Ouch
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    • I know this is not related to the post so I apologise but I made a twitch recently name is Huppydude and I'm trying to reach 50 followers and I'm not super good at the game so i was wondering if I could get tips on my videos to become better
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    • Im cracking up!
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    • Thats intense ;)
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    • You can lay on my hard cock
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    • task failed successfully
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    • *Dumb Fucking Egg Pun*
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    • Yall really don't think it be that way? Because on time doesn't mean early no more you fuck, you can't just do that when there is more to have it when you are you pubegarden
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    • How is this featured
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    • R/woosh
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    • how the tunrtables...
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    • Whore
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    • Liking simply for serverus
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    • Remember when that was a gif and it said "my body is ready"
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    • If its this easy her cooch is prolly musty
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    • Imagine fucking an egg
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    • im getting stabbed
      Lucen 5 aug
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    • Well played
      bobbegay 4 aug
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    • What? You egg! *stabs* or something idk
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    • That was quite fowl
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    • Alan is a god of acting
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    • Please stop these memes please fuck fuck
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    • egg came before the chicken
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    • They’re too powerful.
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    • Are you an egg? Because I'm looking to lay you
      bex_box 4 aug
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    • Wasnt this featured yesterday??
      El_Hando 4 aug
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    • AHHHHH
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    • Task fail successfully.
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    • Ah, a reaction meme without annoying words?
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    • And then they fucked
      HelpMoi 3 aug
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    • Came looking for copper but found gold
      TheFSM 3 aug
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    • CRINGE
      Thoggers 3 aug
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    • Girls like that are sluts and probably have chlamydia, so don’t get your hopes up.
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    • That is a keeper
      TimzLiti 3 aug
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    • I'd consider myself an egg cause I'm getting YOLKED. I know, I know.
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    • You okay mate? You’ve been a cock.
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    • Im an egg and im gonna stab you
      callias 3 aug
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    • I’m the egg because i came first
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    • Her: Parry this you casual
      AJESUS 3 aug
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    • If only people always used reaction images correctly like this
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    • "Well then lemme get a crack at that, how's 8 tonight work for you?"
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    • I-it worked
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    • Bro got fucking bamboozled by that counter comeback
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    • Alright let's fuck
      E_V_H 3 aug
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    • Ooo
      HeyDont 3 aug
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    • Yea girls never say that shit to me wtf. Im not that bad looking
      MRLONEL 3 aug
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    • Hey girl are you a chicken wing cause I want to k1ll, fry, and eat you baby
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    • SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE.
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    • Did we just become fuck buddies?!
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      Adoom 2 aug
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    • Wanna see my cock? *Pulls out rooster*
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    • OwO
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    • he died btw
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    • he just pickuped the pickup line
      smackme 2 aug
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    • This was eggcellent.
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    • What, you egg?
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    • PRAD0GEE 2 aug
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    • Im more of a rooster untill you see what this Cockadoo to you
      macnetik 2 aug
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    • Okay but who cums first
      drae 2 aug
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    • Like that's ever gonna happen
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    • Can I ship it?
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    • Well that’s just some good fucking luck
      tjm295 2 aug
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    • It's like throwing a piece of paper at a trash can an mid flight it turns into a basketball
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    • He shoulda said, hey are you a chicken cause you can sit on me anytime
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    • Loving all the Michel memes
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