• Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of
all four alcohols, could get this shit
cranked.
but when the party needed him most, he got sober.
and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked
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    • Getting high is better than getting drunk and you can't change my mind
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    • I’d rather be around a bunch of stoners. Over a bunch of drunks.
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    • I’m offended that whiskey wasn’t included, but goldschlager was
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    • I can assure you, a nation of stoners would not attack
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    • Stoners think they're the coolest shit on earth, it's really annoying. Do coke like real adults.
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    • The stoner nation can barely get off of the couch let alone mount an assault on the alcoholics
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    • Hardcore stoners are the worst people i dont care that you smoke i care thst you have to mention weed every 3seconds like it means something
      Regirock 3 aug
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    • kampney 3 aug
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    • smoking weed is in my opinion way more fun and has less short term repercussions
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    • But... wouldn’t it be the rum nation or gin nation? He’s the master of the 4 alcohols, not 4 drugs. So stoner nation doesn’t make sense
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    • Lol too bad Goldschlager is a liqueur... liquor (like vodka, whiskey, gin, rum, brandy, rye, & scotch) are different than liqueur (schnapps, triple sec, pucker, etc.) They're not distilled and crafted the same at all.
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    • fuck no I'd rather be in a room full of stoners least they wont call you out for not wanting to take a hit unlike drunks they make a big deal if you dont want a drink
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    • Yo man the stoners ain't doing nothing wrong we just wanna smoke up then chill out, we ain't hurting no one
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    • Aang gives me stoner vibes tho. And the fire nation seems more like a band of angry drunks. I think you got it backwards
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    • Getting high is like getting drunk but quicker, without the hangover, and more chill vibes
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    • Yo he looks good though. I’d look ridiculous but it could just be the blonde hair. Props.
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    • I think itd be the alcohol nation attacking the stoner nation
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    • Just get crossed, what’s the worst that can happen
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    • Yeah, we all got really hungry, ate a burrito, and decided to take up art
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    • I ain’t gay.................. but
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    • The four alcohols live together in harmony then everything changed when the stoner nation attacked only the avatar Master of all four alcohols could stop them but when the world needed him most he got sober a 100 minutes pass and the boys and I discovered a New avatar a vodka bender named Ivan
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    • Wait...why would we attack?
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    • The duality of ifunny, one day y’all shitting on stoners the next day all the stoners come out of the would works to defend it (im on the stoners side)
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    • Am I never gonna have fun? Smoke makes me nauseous and alcohol tastes disgusting to me
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    • It smell like bitch in this comment section. I mean weed. Wait theres no difference hehe
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    • Untill the people on acid attacked
      akira_ 5 aug
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    • Now he has to wear that outfit until he gets a haircut
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    • It's so funny how many people judge pot smokers yet they are just trying to relax and enjoy the time. And it's all the same arguements against the stoners almost like most of you guys are just riding a bandwagon
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    • Love all the people in the comment section hating on weed even though they prolly never even tried it. And even if they have, y’all can’t let anyone enjoy anything these days can you. At least weed doesn’t give you all sorts of cancer and harm literally every organ in your body like alcohol does
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    • Adrian_6 3 aug
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    • Meth Nation*
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    • I know this guy in real life, I went to school with him
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    • I'm just saying I've never heard of a physically abusive stoner
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    • Yo for real Gin sucks ASS it tastes like a fucking Christmas tree
      Danyol 3 aug
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    • He literally looks like my uncle WTF
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    • The stoner nation whooped the fuck out of the alcoholics thats on god
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    • Drunks are sometimes easier to deal with than stoners
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    • Imagine relying on weed and alcohol to have fun, weak willed hours
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    • Stoners are fucking lame at parties
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    • He cute
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    • Knob bro this is why nobody likes Americans though look at you fucking retarded ass boy
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    • Hi it's me the stoner nation
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    • Damn straight
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    • Why his arm have foreskin...
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    • Or just do acid
      yenus 6 aug
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    • All these memes fail to realize the attacking nation is one of the 4
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    • How the fuck do you put goldschlager before whiskey
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    • Fuuny
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    • But then weed would have to be one of the four elements / alcohols
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    • Should been Rum, whisky, tequila, and vodka. and everything changed when the tequila nation attacked
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    • You mean vodka american honey fireball and jager
      jayetrom 6 aug
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    • Stoner nation attacks in the comment section
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    • It’d be the goldschlager nation
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    • The stoners would be the Air Nomads
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    • The Tweaker nation seems like it’d be more of a threat.
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    • Should be Rum Whiskey Tequila Vodka
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    • But it’s the four alcohols ? The nations are based on the elements not just drugs in general you retarded potheads
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    • Lmao one little reference to weed and everyone has a little hissy fit
      Gh0stii 6 aug
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    • Weedtards seething in the comments Lol
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    • I think either the crackheads or the methheads would have completed world War 3 before us stoners even finished a bowl.
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    • I don’t think stoners are very violent. The roles are obviously reversed.
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    • gin is so putrid and gross dude
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    • That cosplay look good on him though 😳
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    • No it would be methheads.....
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    • His hairline is way down his forehead though
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    • Forgot whiskey and scotch and moonshine
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    • Ok but like: you have guys like this who get shitfaced almost 24/7 cause a ton of damage, piss people off, fight, and pass out in a puddle of their own piss; but you see one guy smoke a joint and stare at a fucking wall for three hours and then eat a horse worth of food and he’s the problem?
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    • Tequila
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    • Weed is fucking boring. Everything is so slow. Alcohol is 100x better sorry stoners but I’ve tried both
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    • I believe the term is "crunk"
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    • jesus christ can nobody fucking control themselves? potheads and drunks
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    • This dudes hot
      PeIe 6 aug
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    • The stoner nation: “ehh they’re so far away... maybe next week”
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    • You need to be a stoner too.
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    • missed an opportunity to say fireball nation
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    • Pretty sure goldschlager is the fire nation though
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    • Rum. Tequila. Whiskey. Vodka. My liquor cabinet
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    • You listed 4 alcoholic beverages as nations and then added a 5th.. stoner nation. How about Alcohol, Weed.. idk Meth and shrooms? Maybe something a bit more creative than meth and shrooms.
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    • Then the Xanax nation showed up and ruined everything...
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    • Whiskey,rum,tequila,vodka
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    • We stoners have a greatness, and we will share it through out the liquor nation... Even by force!
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    • can ifunny please just stop bitching and moaning for one feature, boohoo the mention of alcohol and weed or avatar. stop fucking shaking over a meme
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    • Instead of "stoner" it shoulda been "vodka" because it listed four alcohols and (from what I know of them) vodka is the most likely to lead to violent drunks.
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    • Honestly I want to try weed sometime
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    • Vodka nation ya dumb
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    • You mean the crackheads attacked
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    • forgot moonshine
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    • Here we come
      Tavian 5 aug
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    • Tequila rum vodka and whiskey are the obvious choices. Who the fuck drinks goldschlager?
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    • What'd the stoners do? Raid the snack table
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    • So there's 5 nations?
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    • Um where they come from they weren’t one of the elements you named
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    • Stoners unite
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    • Booze bender
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    • Do not act like the stoner nation is bad, were chill asf. It's the damn alcoholics that ruin shit.
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    • So no one's going to mention absinthe
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    • Rum, whiskey, tequila, vodka. Fixed it for ya. 🤮
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