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    • moonies 20 jun
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    • What’s with 20 something girls being super feminist yet wanting to be freaking “today” when they have sex?
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    • Women who falsely accuse men of rape deserve to be shot.
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    • Translation: I want to accuse you of rape
      Papa_Cy a month
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    • I'll kiss you passionately, grab you and pick you up, back throw, down air, wombo combo, that ain't falco oh oh OHHHHH OH OHHHHHHH!!!! WHERE YOU AT?
      SandBang 21 jun
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    • I never realized but guys do have to do a lot of work in the bedroom. That shit kinda sucks. Glad I'm a girl
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    • Just get her consent on paper, then she can't say you today her later
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    • Kidnapping, battery, sexual assault, attempted murder, rape. 5, all on second degree or less.
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    • Assault, battery, sexually assault and my favorite, attempted murder. Four felonies.
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    • My girlfriend wants me to grab her, throw her against the kitchen table and fuck her, like.. BITCH we both fat and neither of us is capable of this
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    • Her: being a hoe. Me: an intellectual.
      Eric17 21 jun
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    • A girl once asked me if I liked hitting women, without a second thought I replied, “Yeah, from the back” the boys went wild it was a good day
      Chef_pool 21 jun
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    • If I was a man I’d be like can I have that in writing with your significance that this is what you want so you can’t press charges against me if you decided that after we have done this or we break up you can’t fuck over my life. Think smarter my guys so the greedy thots don’t sue your asses
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    • Bitches like this be accusing you of rape after they begged you to fuck their brains out
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    • Girls claim they like kinky shit but then scream rape when a guy even looks at them the wrong way😒
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    • Assault, Battery, destruction of property, sexual assault, and attempted murder. In that order
      Garoh 21 jun
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    • TRULY! WTF?!?! Girls: Catcalling and staring are disgusting and disrespectful. Also girls: I want to be borderline murdered during sex
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    • RpMaster 21 jun
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    • “What are you out of your fuckin mind? I’m not just gonna rape you on the off chance that maybe you’re into that shit” — Louis CK
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    • NicoNoNii 21 jun
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    • This is why I can’t trust females. Friends? Fine. Past that? You bitches are psycho. One second you want nice dates and flowers and the next you literally want to be crush today while I make you call me daddy. I can’t fucking keep up.
      joshdiesel a month
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    • Girls asking for this but then go to the police with bruises and you end up in prison smh
      KingWither a month
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    • "I swear to god officer it was their idea!" 😂
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    • And you know what, all it takes is for her to say "you didn't do a very good job, I take it back now. Which means you today me" and boom, you now no longer have a job, are slandered as a rapist, and face jail time.
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    • then she falsely accused you of rape..
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    • Hmmm let’s see. I count 2 charges of sexual harassment, 1 assault, 1 destruction of property and maybe one attempted homicide😂?
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    • females will tell you this over text and once you try and make a move in person they go "noOo stOp it im nErvOus hehe" :|
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    • Some girls: If a guy even thinks about touching a girl in the wrong way then it is basically rape. Other girls: Be a fucking man and take me from behind. Grab me, choke me, surprise me. How tf are we supposed to know whether it's a sexual desire or a felony?
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    • Better have her put it in writing and get that shit notarized.
      crashdown 21 jun
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    • Girls say this bullshit and when you try to do it they call the cops. Fuck you mom.
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    • 1) The grabbing. 2) The kidnapping. 3) Entrapment. 4) Rape. 5) Murder. Yeah I counted 5
      SophSimpl 20 jun
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    • Exactly how I think. I'm a black guy in an interracial relationship, and my woman says she likes it rough. I'm considerably larger than her (me: 6'3" 238 her: 5'7" about 150) and when she says to slap her in the face or to go harder, I start thinking of excuses to tell cops if they ever investigate
      JayTC 21 jun
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    • Kinky girls must be so sexually frustrated in this Me Too age
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    • "choke me" "SIGN THIS WAIVER"
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    • Bitch Imma need a contract expressing that you're into rough kinky shit otherwise we just doing missionary and I'm keeping my pants on in case you wanna be sneaky and change you mind mid way
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    • Then years later she’s going to say he today her.
      MemeTurtl 21 jun
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    • Yeah she says that, next thing you know, your another #MeToo movement
      BoogieM8 21 jun
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    • She going to have to sign some papers before shit gets kinky
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    • Sure she might give consent beforehand, but at any point she can decide to show the cops bruises and get you put in jail.
      Ornuth 20 jun
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    • This is a real problem that guys have to deal with. A woman can always come back later and say you abused even though it was consensual. That's why it's just best to not do it at all.
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    • Honestly, in all seriousness having sex with a woman at all is probably going to be outlawed in the future, and guys are just going to have to resort to sex robots and other things like that to satisfy themselves
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    • Yeah with rape allegations and with women playing you just for money its usually a risk you shouldn't take just for a hookup
      blued a month
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    • It's three: assualt, rape, damage of property.
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    • Why do women all have like rape fantasy’s by far the most weird shit. Like when a women wants to be choked or like pushed down so they can’t get up shit is weird man.
      Spacebars 21 jun
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    • If a bitch ever asks you to get this rough with her don't do it. Ever. It will destroy you in court if she ever decides to fuck your life up.
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    • Yeah... um, I’m going to need you to sign this waiver and do a video explaining that this particular incident is consensual and I was asked to participate...
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    • Kidnapping, assault, sexual assault and attemted murder
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    • Girls be complaining about guys' foot fetish but like being treated like they are getting mugged
      Sketchek 21 jun
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    • Gotta be protecting ourselves fellas. If she decides she regrets it then she has all that to use against you in a false accusation rape case. Be smart and stay safe my brothers.
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    • Downside to aggressive fantasies... You still need verbal and sometimes written consent because the line between fun sex and assault is very thin. Possibly the thinnest thing there is.
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    • Record a verbal contract verifying consent. That way, future rape allegations can be expunged
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    • No but really, you cant fucking breathe on a girl without getting threatened with rape charges. Welcome to 2019
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    • Need to get a video of her asking for it first. Chuck Berry never slept with a fan without her posing for a picture in her underwear with him first to show she wanted to be there.
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    • Gotta have them bitches sign contracts now for that shit what’s gonna stop her from saying she didn’t consent even if she did
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    • Bitch trying to take that man's life savings.
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    • If she can't breathe....she can't say the safe word. So choke away my friend
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    • this shit is deadass why dudes are scared to talk to women saying her name wrong lands you in court ffs
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    • She's covering her bases 20 years from now in case you got money
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    • Guys, before you do any of that. Get a lawyer and a contract
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    • cook2271 21 jun
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    • Women who like rough sex can only get that from criminal this point on. You may like getting choked but that’s direct evidence that you were today by us. Not that you need any evidence at this point.
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    • Unauthorized arrest, sexual assault, and two counts of simple battery. If she finished the statement, you can add rape. So, three misdemeanors and one felony, and rape is also a felony if that is considered.
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    • At least she explicitly asked and didn’t send mixed messages that you ignore because you don’t wanna misunderstand and get arrested
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    • So basically the position is guys are in is that there are women who will accuse us of rape when we look at them wrong and women who are kinky to the point of basically wanting to be today mixed in with all the other women, and wonder why we tread carefully.
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    • Need to learn how to fend them off, men!
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    • Get it in writing that it was consensual, it's saved my ass plenty times. The cops brought me in, I showed the paper she signed and they let me go and arrested her for lying to the police, she only got like a month in county but it was still funny as shit 😂
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    • Hoes like allegations.
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    • *Approximately 1-3 days later* “Your honor he choked me against the wall, stripped me naked and today me.”
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    • The Phrase "I Wish You Would.." is literally consent you virgin dumbasses.
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    • That's why you sign a legally binding contract for all encounters with women 24 hours prior
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    • Yeah you do that and during the fun shes fucking loving it. Then afterwords you have police on your doorstep because shes accusing you of rape. Then she wins in court because she has finger marks on her neck. Never have this rough of sex with a women you just met.
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    • Get s signed contract with a video of it being signed can’t be too safe these days
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    • Everytime my girl wants to be choked I call up my lawyer and have her sign a liability waiver
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    • Consent is key, y’all.
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    • This happened with a couple in Portland, Oregon. They even signed a document stating that they are both okay with hurting eachother for sexual pleasure. Later, had a fight and out of spite the girl called police claiming he today her and abused her. The judge ignored the contract and he was jailed.
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    • Excuse me miss I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I'm feeling just a little stressed out from work. Can you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair, spit on me? Maybe gouge my eyes out oh yeah!
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    • #metoo destroyed romanticism and chivalry
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    • 🚨Hot take🚨 women only want to be dominated in bed because they’re lazy. Think about it, if you’re tied up and shit, you literally don’t have to do anything because you can’t. It leaves all the work to the guy and when she says “do whatever you want to me” now the guy also has to be imaginative
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    • Y'all this is why we have safe words. If you think the woman Is shady enough to take you to court then don't have sex with her. It's hot when a guy does this. Don't know why but it is. Off the wall orgasms.
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    • The three felonies are sexual assault, abuse, and just assault
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    • I lived before this was a bad thing, and it was glorious.
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    • You tryna fuck or throw me in jail
      Gohanssj2 a month
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    • “Are you fucking crazy? You think I’m just gonna rape you and hope that you’re into that shit?”
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    • Clearly the guys an officer of the law, otherwise he’d man up and pin the artwork to the wall.
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    • She’s trying to have reasons to sue you after you dump her for cheating on you for 3 years
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    • I'm down, but first I need written and signed consent from you... nothing personal, but it's for my own safety...
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    • Yeah, I'm not doing that. False rape allegations, #metoo, fuck it, not anymore.
      ECHO5ECHO 21 jun
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    • My friend had a girlfriend like this. Pretty sure the first time she asked this, he had to say no and break up. That sorta thing is way too risky nowadays
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    • Then you get charged for rape
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    • Woman: "I want this!" Man: "Uhhh, okay..." *A few weeks/months/years later* Man: "We should see other people.." Woman: "HE today MEEEEEEEEEE😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭"
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    • Yep, you do that, then you break up and she accuses you of rape. Bam, now you're in jail.
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    • Don't go doing this to all girls
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    • Professionals have standards
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    • “choke me with an extension chord and drag me over a gravel road 🥰🤩😌”
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    • Assault battery destruction of property and kinda attempted murder
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    • If you need to sign a written consent form with details before you screw a hoe then she’s not the one chief
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    • I remember my first girlfriend would want me to bring a knife to bed and hold it to her throat while I fucked her
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    • Think of it this way: you’re not being rapey, you’re being passionate. Once she starts kissing you like she means it, toss her around a little bit. Grab her tightly. Be a little rough without hurting her. If it’s too much, she’ll say so or seem less into it. Choking on the other hand...
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