• Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes
before leaving so I don't hurt
the persons feelings:
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    • One time I sat on a bench next to this cute girl and she got up and sat next to a homeless guy
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    • I normally just tell them “listen i was actually getting ready to leave before you got here so its not bc of you, ok?” And 100% of the time they just laugh about it and understand completely. I mean everyone deals with awkwardness
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    • It's not that hard, you just gotta scream at the top of your lungs and run like hell, they'll understand
      Charkle 28 jul
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    • Check your phone and say "shit"
      msipc 28 jul
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    • Nowadays just start coughing.
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    • The simple solution is to grab their arm and take them with you by force.
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    • I know right
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    • Just get up, look like your stretching and yawning, and you can just walk away from that
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    • CosmicCum 28 jul
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    • Wow I’m surprised other people do this lol.
      CJL3239 28 jul
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    • Wait do people actually sit next to strangers?
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    • I thought i was alone
      ocypherus 28 jul
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    • I just look at my phone like I got a text and suddenly have to be somewhere and leave
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    • i want friends that are like this. i just wanna relate to someone
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    • Damn I thought it was just me. Like when imma leave my pool cuz I've been there awhile but then my cousin joins so I stay longer so he doesn't feel unloved or unwanted.
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    • They made a new Bill and Ted
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    • Just look at your phone and mutter the time, then say...oh.SHIT and get up
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    • I've never actually sat on a bench, there aren't any in my town, are they comfy? Why do people sit on them?
      yeet_haw1 29 jul
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    • "Its not you, its me"
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    • I remember I had to leave somewhere and an old lady sat next to me and I really felt bad for leaving and told her that I’m leaving not cause she sat next to me but because I have to go somewhere. Still think of her randomly
      MCR4 28 jul
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    • I was on the train sitting next to a rando and a row opened up so I said to the guy, “Listen, you’re not creepy or ugly or anything but I want my own seat so...” and then moved
      bsw92 29 jul
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    • A nice old lady sat next to me once at the park but my friend had just pulled up so I got up and said loudly “there’s my ride” and walked to the car. If you have to go somewhere right as someone sits down next to you, check your phone, mutter the time, and say “oh shit!” then rush away
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    • How did you know that ??
      C_Man 28 jul
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    • I always say hi to them and hope they are having a fecking decent day.
      gambit201 28 jul
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    • Real talk though. I think the people that don't think like this are selfish. Not for this exact reason but because their personalities would never allow this thought into their mind. Not that it is inherently a bad thing, there is value in not worrying about others feelings all the time
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    • Why the FUCK is there a “loading memes” thing when you open iFunny now
      Aitaxb 28 jul
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    • I constantly feel bad when this shit happens. I didn’t mean it like that fam. I just gotta go
      OBBato 28 jul
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    • I feel that, even though probably they don’t notice you there or care, you still feel bad for leaving
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    • I have extreme social anxiety and I get brutal nervous farts because of it. And my mind is in utter fuvking chaos whether a person sits next to me or doesn't sit next to me. I literally cannot win and it fucks my head up so much. I'm literally saying both please sit next to me please and omg please
      BinoGam 28 jul
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    • Big_Man12 29 jul
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    • Bro, I remember in college i was in a study area sitting at a table and a woman later came and also sat at my table. Thing was, I had a class that was about to start so I got up to leave and she said sorry. I just said 'no no' and went to class. I still feel bad about it...
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    • And that’s how I missed the bus, boss
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    • Where are ya'll findin benches to sit on???
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    • I wanna lunch Keanu cheeks so bad come over her
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    • If the line's too long at the grocery store deli I'll walk around looking at stuff until it dies down
      Prophetic 28 jul
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    • That's what heros do
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    • I do this
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    • Well, that's nice.
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    • Y'all do this too?
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    • Just ask them what time it is, and when they tell you just say “oh shit”
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    • See...there are still good people in the world
      sandyy 29 jul
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    • bros, i ran into my ex and she looks like every typical h0e on social media. ironically she used to hate those types but guess now she is one. before i ran into her i was down in despair and self-deprecation, but now i feel much better. i started working out n i moved on from her now. :)
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    • I guess I’m not alone :D
      bbybun 28 jul
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    • Nah. I get up immediately. I used to do this in the break room when I worked at the casino. There’s 100 seats in this fucking room, and you sit right next to me? The fuck is wrong with you?
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    • Boat_Man 28 jul
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    • i usually wait like 3 minutes before leaving
      Camacho 28 jul
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    • YEP
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    • Absolutely. Cant let em think they made you leave thats a terrible feeling
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    • I interpreted that as a bench press bench for a minute there and was very confused
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    • I do this unless it's a young woman. They usually don't give a fuck and appreciate the space lol, but old people and some guys like me tend to actually want conversation as long as you aren't trying to bum a cig off me at the station. If someone dipped right as I sat down, I might be a bit salty lol
      Sukanut 28 jul
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    • Works every time: Pretend you get a phone call, act like it’s urgent, then say something like “I’m on my way!”
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    • DUUUDE HOW DARE YOU SAY WHAT I DO
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    • Where do yall live with benches that actually have mutliple people on them
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    • I love finding memes that you can relate to and beforehand you didn’t think other people could relate
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    • I just say take it easy. And roll out.
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    • I always pick up my phone and act like I’m on a call then just walk away
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    • Back when I lived in the city no one gave a shit
      jibjab 29 jul
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    • I do that so they don't think I left because of them
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    • Lol why do I do that? I do in public bathrooms too
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    • DailyCrab 28 jul
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    • I thank you people like this. Sorry for disturbing your day
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    • Why...is this so relatable...
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    • Dont wanna be rude dont wana get stabbed is how my brain would process the situation until my brain just fucking explodes and i set a new world record for sitting on a bench long enough. When i was just in coma.
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    • Haven’t seen that meme in ages...
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    • Uhm YoU nEEd To PrAcTiCe SoCiAL DisTAnCinG
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    • I pretend sum one is calling put it on the ear closest to them so they don’t c the screen and say “ yeah Wut do you mean he wants the package now He said I had a week Ok I’ll meet u in the ally with the 50 grand”
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    • It's like this for me but I sit at the same lunch table and everyone else on it conveniently finish eating in the following 30 seconds
      ztnep 28 jul
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    • Yeah I have to tell them goodbye so there won’t be any hard feelings
      G3OG 28 jul
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    • Normally I’ll just ask them how they are, and then tell them to have a nice day before leaving. It makes me nervous yes but I think I come out stronger
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    • kanep0e 28 jul
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    • What kinda bench we talkin? Like where is it? Because if I’m anywhere in an airport or a bus station and a kid does that, too bad. I’m out like plaid pants.
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    • I do this everywhere I just don’t want someone to think they’re so unwanted a stranger leaves the second they join in or come around
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    • I’d get right up and move bc covid
      gay_dood 28 jul
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    • That's when you ask them if they want to be little spoon for a while
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    • I remember once in middle school this bitch I ahted sat next to me for 30 minutes one morning, said absolutely nothing. Later that day, shes all like "you know how we're friends? Do my work for me" I laughed in that bitches face in front of all her friends. The audacity
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    • god dammit i’m being targeted
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    • Nah, I’ll just awkwardly walk away even faster than I intended to
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    • Because that's what heroes do.
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    • Keanu would wait.
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    • Pull out your phone, scroll a bit, mumble shit under your breath, get up frustrated and walk the other way.
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    • I used to do this
      dumbgrunt 28 jul
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    • I’m like this when leaving the dog park.
      PixarLamp 28 jul
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    • It’s the little things in life
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    • just do it who cares
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    • So fucking true lol
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    • I feel this way when I accidentally step too close to a person wearing a mask. I’m truly thinking about them and I’m moving away from them not because I’m disgusted by them but because I want us to be safe.
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    • ME I try to be a nice person
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    • Sad Keanu
      CD_Bruh 30 jul
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    • me: scoots closer to assert my dominance
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    • I just get up and leave seeing as how neither of us are important to eachother and understand we were sitting not to sit next to one another, but needed to rest from our grinding and get that well rested XP bonus.
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    • Me everytime
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    • That’s called being a good person
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    • I do that too.
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    • I look at my watch and go "oh shit I'm late" and rush off
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    • Yes i too am keanu Reeves
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