• The airport is a lawless place. 7am?
Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor.
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    • Airports are such a weird place. They just kind of give off this purgatorial vibe where time stands still. I once waited for a plane for like 10 hours and it felt like 2. Time is wonky
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    • The airport is a scam
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    • I fucking love airports. Don’t ask, just something about them makes every single flight worthwhile and I’ve sat for 18 hours on a plane to japan.
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    • I stress until I find my gate. Then I don’t care and wander
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    • Brought to you by TSA, those fuckers purposefully ripped all of my shit out of my bag and told me to pack it again and hurry up because there was someone behind me, I told them to go fuck themselves and they detained me until my flight left
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    • Time feels weird in airports because Airplanes are our time travel machines. Flying thru the sky is like flying thru a blue portal. The once impossible trip from USA to Australia has cut the time from a month long boat ride to a 1 day flight (and people still bitch about it).
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    • We missed our connecting flight home from Vegas, got in at like 2am. We got an $8 meal voucher that had already expired, weren't allowed to get anything in our bags and had to pay for the you-may-wake-up-without-a-kidney-or blubbyd motel they chose for us with carpet on the walls.
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    • Airport in Soul Korea is the nicest I have been to. They actually have some legit restaurants, not overly bright lighting, clean bathrooms, charging stations, and a logical layout to find your gate.
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    • All of that just to wait to hear a small child crying for an entire flight
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    • I'm taking a flight to Michigan soon. I actually really like the airport environment.
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    • my mom used to travel around the country with Drum Corps International, so she’s been to her fair share of airports. she said the most fun one was orlando, indianapolis is mapped out well, and that lax smelled like a dumpster fire.
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    • Ive slept at a carls jr in mexico city...never again
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    • You can take homemade weapons onto an airplane but not shampoo
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    • I only plan on flying when I’m older and see the world. But first I want to see my country, then the rest of the world.
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    • Y’all ever feel like your gate is at the end of the terminal EVERY time?
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    • DIA is nice and so are Tampa's and Detroit's Airports. Newark is shit and Chicago is confusing
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    • I absolutely love airports, and am currently in flight training to fly for an airline and couldn’t be happier
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    • Hotel? Trivago
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    • Airports are the most strange place to be, but also the most relaxing at the same time
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    • I’ve been on a plane twice, one trip one way, next trip back. It was when I was a kid and I don’t remember it. I hope to go to an airport someday
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    • I love airports
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    • I once bought a pair of skullcandy earbuds for $35 dollars from an airport. Straight up robbed
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    • Had a 13 hour layover in Houston TX, first time i slept on the ground cause the USO closed
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    • Hate people. Take a gun
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    • They also give you strange vibes and invade your dreams.. like last night when I had a dream that me and this girl who I was with were in an airport and Ritchie Valens version of La Bamba comes on and I tell her about how he died and start dancing with her. After I get on the plane and wake up
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    • You guys are gonna make the airplane guy mad
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    • The Cebu airport in the Philippines is the nicest airport I have been too. It really does fit and makes you feel at home, the worst was Chicago’s O’hare airport.
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    • My ear buds broke and I went to get new ones and they were $55 plus tax for shitty plug in ones I said hell nah
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    • Water? $10
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    • Best airport I’ve ever been to is either Phoenix Sky Harbor or Honolulu International Airport. Both are great
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    • lol
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    • Sounds like the wild west.
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    • I live airport, or the ones I've been to rather. I guess im just lucky to say i have mostly happy memories there. Mostly. Not this one time...
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    • What’s your point? Ever been outside US waters on a cruise? Bars don’t even close!
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    • That's why I always stop to eat close by the airport
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    • Airports and airplanes are some of my favorite places to be. If i could afford it i would constantly fly around the world, not to visit other countries, just their airports.
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    • .... Boston Airport doesn't serve alcohol until 10. Unless your on a plane... believe me I was going to aruba once at around 11 had to wait until 10 to start drinking.... i have to drink to get on a plane
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    • DIA and Portland airports are the only two I’ve been to. I really like the one in Oregon though.
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    • The wright brothers would be proud
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    • They might say funerals are the best way to meet horny women, go to an airport
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    • Leave a bag on the floor and just walk away
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    • Small airports are where it’s at
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    • I miss flying :(
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    • Only one place was open, chicken nuggets cost $16. Fuck that shit.
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    • None of these are laws
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    • Where’s the “too broke to travel gang” at?
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    • Sounds like a quarantine to me
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    • I may have generalized. If you're not like that, that's good. I have only flown a couple of times for med reasons. One of those times was absolutely awful and my metal pieces and metal med alert that I warned them about before I went through the medic alert still caused the TSA agent to flip.
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    • I’ve slept in quite a few airports in my life
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    • I had to sit next to a fat guy shit in a bucket on a plane because he couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • 🎶Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!🎶
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    • Fuck the airport fucking bs commie fucks
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    • Hotel? Trivago
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    • Literally sitting in an airport as I read this. Could not be more true.
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    • The most lawless place is outer space.
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    • The entire time I'm at the airport just feels like a fever dream.
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    • I just go to the American Express lounge where everything is free including booze lmfao makes the trip a blast
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    • They don’t serve beer til 10
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    • Right lib city
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    • Gonna be flying solo to Montana to visit my sister, any tips for me? I’m only 17 too so a lil scared
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    • Love airport. But not JFK in NYC.... Too crowded and getting to your gate is like a journey quest
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    • Also fuck those taxes
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    • $20 for 50% air smh
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    • Food isn’t that expensive in the airport. I go to Goldberg Bagels in the ATL airport and a tasty ass turkey sub is like $8. A bagel is $2. Y’all tripping.
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    • I get to the airports super early so I can get drunk and people watch, or chat with the random person at the bar
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    • Thicc Cow only has $2.62, which he got from stepping on a small animal
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    • I hate flying because I'm 6'8 and I barely fit in any seat and all the other passengers always look sad for me.
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    • I ate a Popeyes breakfast in Philly international at 7:30am while still buzzing off the crown and then went and spent $60 on cologne. Airports at dawn are another dimension.
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    • My little brother is leaving for navy boot camp on August 5th so we’re going to visit Washington where we grew up (we’re in California now) and visit all our childhood homes before he leaves. We’re going to the airport next week and he’s so excited.
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    • Nothing better than sleeping on the ground outside your gate by yourself all night because your flight got delayed until the next morning
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    • Lawless? Okay bring a rolled one in and see what happens
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    • But soup is $3
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    • Fuck airports can we just come up with teleportation devices already
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    • I remember working as a custodian at hartschild Jackson airport in the F concourse. This dude was drunk at 9am and attacked one of the workers when they cut him off and got hauled off. That was an interesting morning lol
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    • Sounds like a college campus to me as well
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    • I wouldn't say lawless, more like a place where time doesn't exist
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    • I’ll never fly American again after our pilot just straight up didn’t show up for our flight and I got stuck in Chicago for an extra half day
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    • literally about to be at an airport today
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    • Ive never flown on a plane before we always just drive to wherever we are going
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    • In the winter my skin gets white and I can fly no problem. In the sumemr I tan super dark and suddenly look like Durka Allah al-IED Hafed or some shit because I always get stopped. I'm Italian on both sides, my mom is half Farsi though. I'm pizza pasta, not IEDs and sand you motherfuckers
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    • TSA stole my ps4 and I had to fly back to Texas to get it back
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    • Ok
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    • Airports are PvP enabled zones
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    • Airports are anything but lawless
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    • Used to love the Smoking Bear Lounge in Denver, fucking sucks it was closed. Only place you could relax and smoke without having to leave the fucking airport.
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    • Hotel? Trivago.
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    • Hotel? Trivago
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    • Chips are $1
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    • It’s just like California!!!
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    • Airports are the only places I actually get KINDA drunk. I drink in hopes of sleeping through my flight. I know that I don't get confrontational towards strangers or anything, I just get really tired when I drink. Usually knocks me right out
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    • You want to go somewhere in 3 months? Let me reschedule it 5 times for you hehe
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    • If I ever see $17 chips I’m going to set myself on fire
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    • America is literally Daimond City from Fallout 4.. Yet half the mfs in it litterally yelling its the best thing ever
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    • Little life hack for you, if you want to get some food, use the mobile app of whayev r restaurant you are going to. The prices done change and you can skip the wait in line and just pick up your food.
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    • Now that I think of it, airports complete me and I could just live in one forever
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    • That’s where I belong
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    • You can just go to a McDonald's...
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