• Our buddy masturbates a lot so we got hima
commercial paper towel dispenser for his
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    • It went empty in a week
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    • Just nut in the toilet and flush it
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    • How do they know
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    • I've got great friends that have seen me at my highest and lowest in life, but we have no clue how often the other masturbates, and God willing, it stays that way.
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    • Sometimes we don’t deserve the boys
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    • Yeah sure, “our buddy”
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    • Better idea, fill an automatic hand sanitizer dispenser with lube
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    • There was a patient with a "fractured penis" in the ER last night. The summary said he was wanking it at 2 AM and heard a pop only to have it go limp. Take care of your willies you sillies
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    • I just nut in my sheets and sleep in it. Mwahh 😘
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    • Ahh yes. Fueling his bad habits and ultimatley makeing him succumb to porn with an added towel dispenser. This sounds luke Heresy.
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    • Get him some gloves
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    • Ha ha guys look my friend has a crippling porn addiction and I'm making it worse aren't I funny?
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    • Just eat it lmao
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    • Oh no he's doing something that doesn't affect me😭😭😭
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    • You should lend a hand for his next one. Maybe a Bday Brojob
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    • Get him a girlfriend instead man that’s just sad
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    • That's thoughtful, just give him some brojob coupons next
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    • Use a fuckin level
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    • Ok coomer
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    • Who else thinks this coronavirus thing is Way over conflated
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    • Sooo how much exactly qualifies as a lot?
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    • I need two please....
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    • You guys are so anti porn and I bet that stems from the hatred for women and your shit Christian values. The racism and bigotry can stay but sexual talk no way buddy that’s banned in the world of iFunny. You are all pathetic
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    • Guys, if you don't know how often each other wank it. Then you aren't that close of friends
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    • I want bros like this.
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    • W- . . . Why do you know how much he masturbates? Does he ask to borrow a sock every time?
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    • Just let him use your ass
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    • Do guys talk about masturbation with each other like it’s just a casual thing? I’m genuinely curious
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    • Cringe
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    • Handy
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    • Just for reference, how much does one of these cost, and does it need special refills?
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    • How much is a lot?
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    • Thoughtful
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    • Got caught master bating. They thought I wasn’t hard. 😅
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    • Just neuter the dude
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    • Chad moment chad moment
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    • Me and my buddys are close and but id rather them not know how often i beat my dick
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    • Bro my friends were telling me about this story XD
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    • We heard your homie likes to beat his dick, so we decorated his cake with cum
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    • At 53 I still wax the carrot five times a day
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    • Who the fuck lets their friends know their masturbation habits?
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    • haven't jerked off in like a week or two
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    • How about help him
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    • When my boyfriend finishes masturbating he just licks it up
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    • Dm gay nudes
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    • This should be a thing in every bedroom, where can I buy one?
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    • Your buddy is a coomer
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    • Jist get him a fleshlight
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    • Should've just paid for a hooker 😂
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    • better idea, invite me to live with him ;)
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    • I want friends like this
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    • Nice lmao
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    • Tfw you come over the next day and it's empty
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    • That's funny, but.... How - WHY - Do they know????
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    • How do you know? 🥵
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    • When you find it empty the same day but y’all spent all day together
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    • How the fuck do you jack off with paper towels
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    • Ima just put this out here for the few who want a change. Stop masturbating! I stopped and the improvements on my life are crazy. Motivated. Driven. I got a new job that makes more money and I have sexual energy to actually pursue women and not be a cuck in my bathroom all alone.
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    • I just nut in my belly button
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    • Condoning an unhealthy lifestyle 101
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    • Help that poor guy. He is destroying his life
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    • Is there a trash can nearby?
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    • Does anyone remember the towel dispenser. I don't mean paper towel, I mean actual towel... And it would go back into itself so you're basically drying your hands on a dirty towel
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    • Is his name Chance?
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    • Ew
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    • All i see is homies helping a homie out. Show me one woman that'd do this for their man.
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    • That's a thoughtful gift from bro to bro. This is heartwarming.
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    • Paper towel is messy. I prefer cloth
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    • Who does that. Just let that shit fly free
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    • shit honestly.... i wouldnt even be mad
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    • Because that’s what heroes do
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    • We all know y'all stole that out of a school bathroom
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    • One day later......empty
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    • I wanna laugh but the idea that this is real is just so sad
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    • I just do it into condoms.
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    • Not gonna lie I want that for my kitchen and bathroom
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    • Because that’s what heroes do
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    • This is weird.
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    • You should probably help him fight his addiction :(
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    • Dude it’s sideways
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    • Imagine being this much of a coomer
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    • Why not help the dude get a girlfriend? Some friends yall are smh.
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    • excellent
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    • That's actually cool ngl
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    • True friendship
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    • That's why I drink my cum
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    • Get a commercial soap dispenser and fill it with lube and put it right next to that lol
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