Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing
happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989
Now there's a man who knows his history
IWannaFuckBobaFett IWannaFuckBobaFett
22 dec 2020
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989 Now there's a man who knows his history
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird
My cat seeing all the shit I do:
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
20 sep 2020
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird My cat seeing all the shit I do:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake!!!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake!!!
Mirrors don't lie
And lucky for you , they don't laugh
ryubrooddyssey ryubrooddyssey
18d
Mirrors don't lie And lucky for you , they don't laugh
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
Me : watching animal videos online
Youtube recommendation :
How to Break Someone's Neck
260K SHARE SAVE
Meth Meth
5 feb
Me : watching animal videos online Youtube recommendation : How to Break Someone's Neck 260K SHARE SAVE
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
chris evans
@chris_notcapn
LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money.
CLARK, NJ
APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE
the
- 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone
Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
Josebarrio Josebarrio
19 may
chris evans @chris_notcapn LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money. CLARK, NJ APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE the - 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life.
shakypurosuelocuh shakypurosuelocuh
29 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life.