• [confession booth]
ME: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30
minutes
PRIEST: wow I gotta hear this
ME: Iwas angry and envious of my
neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife
and ate all his groceries and didn’t
share
PRIEST: you forgot pride
ME: no, I'm pretty proud of this
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    • not related to the meme, but graduating HS today. wish me luck bois
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    • ......................................... ` 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕟 ``````````````````````````````````````````````````` . . /. ))) . . . . . . . . . (((ヽ /. .ノ ̄. . . ___. . . ̄ Y .\ | . (.\, . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). . . ./.) . ) ヽ.ヽ..ᯢ._.|﹀|._._ノ₄₂₀ // . . .\|. 𓀐𓂸Y. . ࿕. . . / . . . .|.
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    • No please let me
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    • Why do you think I’m here? I HAD to tell SOMEBODY.
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    • The 7 deadly sins are not sins themselves, they are catalyst for sin. In other words, they are the natural emotions that lead one to commit actual sins. For instance, it’s normal to feel angry, it’s what you do with that anger that is the true sin.
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    • How the hell do u Lazily seduce.... "Sup .... Um... Wanna fuck or wha"
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    • The Seven Deadly Sins are actually temptations to sin, but aren’t sins themselves.
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    • Lazily seduced: "u wan sum fuk?"
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      Mikiko 6 jun
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    • fuck you Tenzin
      Mook_ 7 jun
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    • Yea so inigga where my TC
      Hoping 7 jun
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    • Sloth isnt being lazy its having the ability to do something and just not. IE. Being a great swimmer and seeing someone drowning and just walking away
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    • Let’s be honest here he only lasted one minute in bed with his neighbors wife and spent 29 minutes eating all their groceries
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    • How does one lazily seduce someone? Helicopter dick it whilst laying in a recliner positioned in front of a window facing the neighbors house?
      dunlupe 6 jun
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    • If he lazily seduced a married woman in 30 mins is he a seduction god or is she a lvl 99 whore?
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    • If you can seduce someone lazily and it works then it’s kind of on them
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    • Desu 6 jun
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    • How do you seduce someone lazily
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    • What. An. Absolute. Lad.
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    • PREIST: I’m not even mad, that’s impressive
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    • Yo the funniest part of this meme is he had "lazily seduced his wife"
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    • Being angry doesnt count as wrath, the same way that beating someone up doesnt count as murder
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    • when someone cuts you off in traffic so you teach their baby how to walk
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    • I never understood the sins dealing with pride
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    • Tbh pride in certain amounts doesnt really deserve to be one of the seven deadly sins.
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    • “Lazily seduced”
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    • Lol okay thats pretty funny
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    • Where is wrath
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    • In 30 minutes he seduced wife and ate all the groceries?
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    • Atheist Facebook humor
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    • The seven deadly sins, aren’t actually sins. They are the root cause of sins
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    • How do you lazily seduce someone?
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    • Aw shit, the dude above me really doesn't like me does he?
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    • He did all that in 30 minutes???
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    • If your going to hell anyway, you might as well arrive as a legend
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    • AHHHHHHH I LOVE THE SEVEN DEADY SINS!!
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    • If you can seduce a girl in 30 minutes she's got low standards, daddy issues, and no self esteem. That or you're built like Zeuse and hung like a horse.
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    • ....dinkleburg
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    • He's the guy that would take the time to find out which sock is left and right
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    • If i had to pick the sin that best represents me id be sloth without a doubt
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    • Okay this is kinda epic...
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    • “Lazily seduced”?
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    • Sounds like a good day
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    • Pride comes before the fall
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    • Interesting
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    • How tf do you lazily seduce someone?
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    • you know what else was lazy? this joke
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    • being proud of something isn't really the sin of pride. you can't have hubris in your son's science project. even if it's something bad, the sin of pride means something else.
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    • What about murder?
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    • I thought this was about the anime seven deadly sins. My bad
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    • That was the laziest joke I ever heard
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    • Let the comment below tenzin get tc
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    • Wow great one Karen, I'll be sure to show Deborah tomorrow at work! Also are you going to bring fruit snacks for little Timmy's game next Thursday? If not tell Rebecca ,thanks!
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