• When you enjoying your day and she
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you a question and don't lie"
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    • Is this some kind of relationship joke that I'm to lonely to understand
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    • My wife pulled this on me, she asked “is my cooking really good?” I said “yes baby but I don’t really like your brownies.” And she sat down next to me and asked how she could make them better. It’s not all mind games fellas.
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    • When you ask her that same question and already know the answer and she still lies.
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    • No Trisha, I didn’t fuck the peanut butter
      Zonkpunch 27 jul
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    • Then she asks some dumb shit like "would you still love me if I woke up 7ft tall with a mustache?"
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    • “Do you prefer tits or ass?”
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    • Anyone that likes my comment gets dog sh1t in their DMs
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    • Damn, my girlfriend said this before she broke up with me
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    • I'm a dude and I have to ask that question today! I'm not going to say the don't lie part. We had a "talk" last week and she said something that clicked in my brain last night right at bedtime. Didn't seem right so I need to clarify at lunch today. Could be a bad lunch for me...
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    • Well, don’t cheat or be stupid. Then you won’t be afraid of questions from your lover
      nk361 27 jul
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    • Lovehurts 27 jul
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    • Is this some kind of toxic relationship joke I'm too happy to understand?
      kmself 27 jul
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    • And then I ask, “did you really like my cookies? I mean I feel like I’m doing unreasonably well cooking and baking since you say you like everything so far. Did you reeeeally like it?”
      Gnatalie 27 jul
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    • "Oh. So we gonna fight. Is that what you want to do today. Fight?"
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    • At that point it don't matter what you say unless it's what they're thinking because it's a lie then
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    • Quentus_ 27 jul
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    • That's when u know to just apologize and prepare to dump the poop sock
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    • Be thankful for the open communication tho
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    • guys i’m proud to say that i’m making progress on the whole jealousy insecurity. after today, i had a no no thought and allll i did, was think about who my boyfriend is, what he’s done for me, and that no no thought went away!
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    • My married friend gave me advice. He says to always reply like this. "I have my answer but it'd be insane if we were thinking the same thing, you first." Then just agree and act surprised. It has a cool down though, can't spam it 24/7 but it's pretty powerful when you get it off.
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    • On a real note, just found out my girlfriend of 3 years slept with my brother about a year ago. She told me because we are about to buy a house. What would you do?
      wilburto 28 jul
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    • Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna hear the answer to
      RedZebra 27 jul
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    • “Does my ass look fat in these jeans”
      KyKy 27 jul
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    • When she says don't lie that means she already knows the truth and she wants to hear it come from your mouth.
      QueenN7 28 jul
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    • With me, she'd better be prepared for the answer or else she's fucked...
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    • You, unlike my garlic bread, are replaceable.
      RingRing 27 jul
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    • Yes you look fat
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    • Why is this featured? Why is this a worry for you people if you’re so “faithful”
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    • No, I didnt cum on the cat, Ryland
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    • If she every says this, she already knows the truth and shes seeing if you're going to lie so just tell the truth lol
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    • Autauga 27 jul
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    • Hahahahahahaha.......I’m fucken lonely man
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    • AmerikanKarnage idk if I've ever done this but
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    • Wholewheatbread76 i always have questions for you 😂
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    • I freaked my boyfriend out on accident. One night we talked about how we needed to work out together because we’re both gaining weight blah blah. And the next morning I texted out of nowhere “I change my mind” and he was super confused and I said “I want you to get fat so I can wear your big shirts”
      Redneck_7 27 jul
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    • Whip your dick out
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    • I’ll just answer truthfully. You want me not to lie, I won’t lie, not my fault if you can’t take my honesty
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    • Yeah but then you tell the truth and they don’t believe you
      bigblu42 27 jul
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    • Am I bothering you? Please be honest. 🥺
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    • Yep,its all over bro......
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    • Where are all the comments? This post has like 20 likes. What's up with Ifunny?
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    • When you actually honest and now she got her feelings hurt.
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    • “Ima ignore you till you stop being a childish bitch, we’ll talk when you grow up” that. That’s what you says to a thot that says some shit to you like that because a real woman ain’t on that petty shit.
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    • No babe, I didn’t have any other bitch in the trunk. Why you always assuming I have bitches in the trunk. You think I’m driving around with some bitch in the box (jack in the box).
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    • Me knowing damn well what’s about to happen
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    • “Pork chops or steak? Or Brisket?”
      Langley 30 jul
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    • Last time I started a sentence like this I just wanted to know why Timmy Turner got fairy god parents when his life wasn’t even bad
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    • That looks just like my goodboi, Axle.
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    • Just because you tell me not to lie doesn’t mean I’m not going to lie
      AKEMICO 29 jul
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    • Swear ta god
      yung_6 29 jul
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    • Then it's some stupid shit like "If you and another woman were the last people on Earth, would you fuck her to save the human race" and then gets angry when you respond
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    • Just say "okay Im listening" and then listen closely but make the strangest face you can. This is your "listening face" That way she can't decipher or read into your microreactions.
      valdania 29 jul
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    • Personally i think my best trait is i dont sugar coat shit and I’ll tell you how it is from the get go. If you come at me with some dumb shit like “would you still love me if i was a worm?” Like no, even if i was a worm dirt would be my shit
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    • RIP to anxiety bois
      Spamurai 29 jul
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    • "I need to talk to you can you keep a secret?" Oh fuck what's happening
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    • Hate it when they give you a situation that gets worse when you answer it like you wake up and my sis is in the room naked ok now your tied to the bed with duct tape on your mouth ok now I’m in another room
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    • That’s how I know I’m going to have to lie no matter what tf she just asked me
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    • And before she asks the question stop her and say “yes i cheated”
      lAmAustin 29 jul
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    • Last time I heard that I was asked if I was into choking...
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      Miezute 29 jul
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    • I swear to got this is my dog he's older now but still looks like this
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    • You spelled ’axe you a question’ wrong.
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    • Aw fuck
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    • Most of you fucks will never get to experience this.
      PAWPCORN 29 jul
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    • Don’t be offended but (Something Offensive)
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    • My gf asked me if I'd date her if she was a worm. I said no and she got upset
      NeoAngelo 28 jul
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    • Look who's finally decided to crawl back to the frontline
      Dollface2 28 jul
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    • Lol my gf just asks about her appearance when this happens, never had anything to hide
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    • Or " can I ask you something without u getting mad?"
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    • BRUH THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY DOG
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    • Bounce bro many other gals to pick from she did you a favor she wasnt yours to begin with it was just yo turn
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    • Ah yes the "you're fucked and single card move"
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    • A boxer Boston mix?
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    • Whenever I asked my ex a question she would always say "you want the real answer or the fake answer" pissed me off everytime
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    • “Would you still date me if i was 300 lbs?” “No babe, i wouldn’t.” “Its ok i wouldn’t date you if you were 300 lbs either.”
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    • What you keeping from your S.O
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    • If you dont do stupid shit behind your partners back, then the question should have a pretty easy answer
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    • Lie
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    • why? is there times when you do want him to lie?
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    • My dog has a similar fur pattern so I'm putting her here
      Varateno 28 jul
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    • Look if you don't fucking cheat or mess around, you shouldn't be worried. Unless she gets pissed that you bought a PS5 with the money she gave you explicitly for rent.
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    • Bitches ruin everything!!!!
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    • Thought this was saying the dog had to ask me something and I was very confused. Before anyone asks, yes, I am very stupid
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    • Got darm it
      kiou 28 jul
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    • Every. Fucking. Time
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    • Kinda pathetic that men consider women asking them legit questions as “ruining the relationship”
      Blondea 28 jul
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    • So true..... like damn just lemme enjoy the day!!!
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    • My girlfriend says this then says some stupid shit like: “could you imagine if we turned ducks into assault weapons?” God I love her
      ItsDonk 28 jul
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    • Me asking my boyfriend if hed still be my boyfriend if i was a worm
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    • The Girl I liked did this to me and asked if I liked her, and guess what she likes me too so cya later virgins
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    • I wish I had a "she"
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    • You're in danger
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    • My wife this this and asked "Do you really like thighs that much?" I showed her my porn folder.
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