• How to know if you
are under the influence of
Illegal Substances:
1.Cotton Mouth
2.Life Seems Pretty Good
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    • 3. Genuinely enjoying night ranger
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    • 3. You don't care about us drugging your water anymore 🙏🏼😉
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    • So I ate a whole bag of shrooms and I like to eat something so I don’t grind my teeth but I had the bag in my lap so I was eating shrooms the whole time
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    • don’t fucking like this
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    • My doctor diagnosed me with influencer, i dont have any social media apps though
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    • Guys I'm high and there's a tornado warning, pray for me 💀
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    • Isn't cotton mouth a snake
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    • 5 likes and ill sell my foreskin
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    • So annoying. I posted this a week ago
      Yodah 11 jan
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    • “Can a brotha get a run Rodger gotta be all self running and whatnot”- Rodger Smith
      Undeadbon 11 jan
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    • Oh, life is but a dream, life is but a dream, yeah...
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    • Guys both my mother and fiancee passed away early last year and since then I have cried every day since. Both to sleep and when I wake up. I’m so sad idk what to do and I can’t stop crying. I can’t keep living like this. I feel so lost. I’m a sensitive girl too and everything reminds me of them.
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    • You missed the last one, you genuinely enjoy night rider
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    • #3 Eating everything in sight
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    • Life seems pretty good, only possible explanation is you are under the influence of illegal substances
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    • There's too many features, but I don't care because the quality of features is still shit. Anything times 0 is still zero
      Everymeme 10 jan
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    • Wow apparently a stable and trusting relationship with an amazing woman is an illegal substance
      Baakers 11 jan
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    • It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom
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    • 3. Night ranger man
      KingRegi 10 jan
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    • Hahaha I too think life is meaningless and living is depressing!!! Ahahaha 🤭
      GodKitty 10 jan
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    • Seems legit
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    • Top comment is gay; the real prize is second top comment
      Lukewarm5 10 jan
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    • Klonopin has been my saving grace.
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    • welp then i guess i’m doing nothing illegal
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    • Too real
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    • You dont have to be on drugs to enjoy life 😐 yall mindset is the reason your life is fucked, not the other way around. You dig your own grave and think it's cool to jump in.
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    • Calling the Sequel trilogy good movies
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    • 3. Thinking that Diavolo deserved his fate in part 5
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    • why does cotton mouth happen?
      hentaiuwu 10 jan
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    • Shit man
      HiLowBye 10 jan
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    • I have cotton mouth like all the time, but life is still pretty shit
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    • Phexal 10 jan
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    • Drugs make me the big sad
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    • Cotton mouth is from doing weed? And isn't it legal now?
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    • No thanks merica. Im good
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    • Everyone like this
      Machikado 10 jan
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    • Life's been good to me so far
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    • Yeah I once had a snake too
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    • How you know the government doesn’t want us to be happy
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    • Dedrater 14 jan
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    • Hahahahaha
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    • Both of those things also happen with sex.. just sayin
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    • don't forget #3) zombie dick
      lalalisa 13 jan
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    • Fuck, thats me every morning.....I mean im depressing as fuck, like everyone else
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    • Legal here bitch lol
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    • When I get really high I love to play battlefront 2 and imagine I’m actually on the field in the Star Wars universe shits crazy
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    • It’s not illegal if you have a prescription
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    • Nice, i just watched this episode of american dad yesterday
      Edgey 13 jan
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    • If I've only got the cotton mouth what's that mean?
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    • I don’t know what cotton mouth is
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    • 3. Night Ranger sounds good
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    • Or you’re just dehydrated and sober
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    • American dad
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    • *LIFES BEEN GOOD TO ME SO FAR*
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    • Yep
      Advocacy_ 12 jan
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    • Bruh stop giving narcs advise *sips pepsi*
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    • Whoops
      lazyBea 12 jan
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    • Bro i have cotton mouth rn and it’s not it
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    • legal here boii
      Bufu 12 jan
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    • 3. Feel just a bit too at ease
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    • I must be on drugs
      dgosh 12 jan
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    • Life seems bearable
      dgosh 12 jan
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    • It is... wow how original to say lol
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    • American dad moment
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    • Same
      DougyGL 12 jan
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    • Lol I get high, life gets good, then I start to get concerned because “it’s all too good”
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    • me, blazed: nah bro im Hydrated
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    • How to know if you’re under the influence of an illegal substance: you just consumed an illegal substance
      Smoge 12 jan
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    • Literally me rn
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    • Night Ranger.
      McDuff 12 jan
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    • Isn’t cotton mouth a snake?
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    • Lmaooo
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    • 30 pound bag of cat food
      12ozmouse 12 jan
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    • “If I let go of this bag of cat food, I’ll fly away”
      Lxrdtrsh 12 jan
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    • Me today at work after i popped that addy
      DrZwicky 12 jan
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    • Bro, im like, high on 6 jades (gf left don't judgr) and my legs and body and just moving and tingling and I fesl like my bocy just isnt my body, like igs niiiiice, especially when your really tired bc you jjct sit there smiling and its amazing, cheese dip os really good too but bean is gross. Wait I
      PopsTart 12 jan
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    • Idk man i domt get cottom mouth when vaping
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    • Im good then
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    • Life is still shit when I'm high
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    • ok i have cotton mouth but my life still sucks so ha
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    • 3. You start losing brain cells and doing stupid shit
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    • Makes absolute sense
      bigdildo 12 jan
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    • Makes absolute sense
      bigdildo 12 jan
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    • You SHOULDNT have to use drugs to feel good, it sure helps!
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    • Xans make my mouth feel great so idk man
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    • 3. Bullshit slides right off you
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    • Yes
      PHEONIX5S 11 jan
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    • Proof that the government wants you to not have a good life
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    • Illinois knows nothing of this term illegal.
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    • 4. Aggressively listening to Cardi B.
      _C_I_A_ 11 jan
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    • I smoke every day and I used to get dry mouth so much, started drinking more water and now my mouth never drys out, drink more water 💦 yo
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    • This episode was so good
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    • Oh gawd of fuck!
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    • Thank you CIA. Very cool!
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    • Small price to pay for salvation
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    • Not illegal anymore here 😁
      SHLBKAT 11 jan
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    • Isn't this from American dad
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