• that moment of intimacy with the person who
adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
e wecanalldobetter
Y'all need a fucking hug
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    • I always tuck my balls in the seat strap and purposely leave it loose so when the person comes by they tighten it and crush my balls that way the entire ride I’m too busy cumming to be scared
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    • I know you're here OP, you fuckin nerd, where's my goddamn hug? 🥺
      Atasaki 1 aug
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    • Yes i do
      epic_wind 31 jul
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    • Damn right we do
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    • Ay yo who needs a hug im here for you homies
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    • When it hits to close. What are we?
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    • I dont know who needs to hear this but nice cock/tits bro
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    • Please?
      kamival1 1 aug
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    • I honestly can’t remember the last time I was embraced by a non family member
      AjaxSoap 1 aug
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    • It's funny because I do. I desperately do.
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    • I need to lose weight before I go on a roller coaster again, I’m so afraid of trying to get on a roller coaster and not fitting in the restraint. Like that would literally ruin my week, I’d be out
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    • I just wanna stick my dick in some pussy my guy. Virgin 19 years strong
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    • Yeah
      amperson 1 aug
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    • I once rode a ride at Seaworld 10 times in a row and there was the same guy there to buckle me up everytime and we did hug and have a few conversations and i could really feel a connection
      gushers 1 aug
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    • No joke, a few years ago I went to my local amusement park, and spent the day there with some friends. Now, at the time I had a crush, and that girl knew and was well aware and even shared those feelings back. So we get on a ride and guess whose the person that tells you all the shit and straps you-
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    • I need a hug. I don’t even care about sex or relationships anymore. I just want someone to think I’m nice and care about me
      TheScoot 1 aug
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    • I always smile awkwardly and say “thank you” while staring at my reflection in their sunglasses.
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    • Me and my friend were having a debate today that I think intimacy in friendship should be the norm so people dont automatically connect intimacy = sex like yes you need affection that's not for reproduction shocking I know
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    • They say you need 8 hugs a day I don't even have 8 friends
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    • Same
      SarAhey 31 jul
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    • I moan when they strap me in ;)
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    • As a coaster enthusiast I can say that this is 100% true
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    • The most intimate thing I’ve done recently: The cashier was checking me out and my hand brushed across his and he said “your hands are soft” and I said “thanks”. I later found out he lives in my neighbourhood and I don’t know how feel bout it.
      octoli 1 aug
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    • Haven't hugged someone off the opposite sex in years.
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    • The same people that are on here who “just wanna be held” or “need a hug” are the same dudes that call women whores for wearing skirts and it’s not a coincidence. You guys are incels. Grow the fuck up.
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    • No shit
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    • Then please, just give me a fucking hug
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    • My last hug was probably 8-9 months ago, no I’m not joking
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    • Guys I got to hang out with my boyfriend for the first time today and I'm honestly walking on air right now I'm so happy. It felt like a dream and I can't wait until next time. We sat at a park and listened to pink guy and just sat there together. It was honestly the best day of my life today and I
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    • I'm so deprived of affection. One of my female friends scratched my back for a second and thats the most comfortable and safe ive felt in years. I know I aint the only one
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    • So uh, who’s giving out the hugs
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    • Yeah
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    • I’ve started dreaming that I’m hanging out and hugging my friends every night I think it’s my brain trying to give me what I’m not getting. Idk just thought it was interesting
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    • One time, in high school, the pretty girl who sat in front me turned really quickly to talk to someone and her hair brushed my hand. God I miss her.
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    • Today my family treated me like shit but I know tomorrow is gonna be better. We’re gonna be okay.
      Hootels 1 aug
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    • Reminds me of the time I was at the dentist and I was enjoying the feeling of the nurse's leg against my arm because I'm touch starved
      djbyrch 1 aug
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    • For a while the only physcial contact I would ever have with other people was handshakes. Now we dont do that anymore.
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    • I just want a gf
      Boat_Man 1 aug
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    • I’m the one checking the seatbelts. -Amusement Park Worker Gang
      BoneDadd 3 aug
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    • i didn’t realize how badly i wanted someone to hug me until i got my sheets and bedding fresh out of the dryer and the warmth made it feel like i was being hugged i almost cried
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    • Few years ago, went to the fair. I was buckled in next to this cute boy, who talked to me while the ride was going. It was a fast ride, but I think I was more excited to be talking to a cute boy. Immediately had a crush on him. Had my heart racing. I'd never met him before, but he was so nice to me.
      Wysp 1 aug
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    • Yes please, my family doesn’t even do hugs. I’ve literally never hugged, how many LEVELS of virgin loser is that?
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    • I would give all you guys hugs, just know that. I've been needing some hugs myself, and it makes me feel good to make others happy
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    • yes.
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    • Yuh
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    • I know no one cares but I got my permit this morning Just driving is really important to my older friend and he was all down to flex his license and say he would flex his permit test knowledge but be wrong. No one asked anything about it, just kinda hurt since the guy only let me get 4 hours of rest
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    • Serotonin?
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    • Yeah
      NotLizzz 1 aug
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    • Dude I remember I was on a roller coaster and none of my friends wanted to come so I went alone and they sat me next to this easily 300 pound sweaty fuck. Just imagine what a tumblr user looks like with brown hair and it’s this guy. Anyways when he sat down next to me he was breathing way too...
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    • I’m sorry
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    • How about the the chiropractor leans onto you to adjust your back
      DCummi 1 aug
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    • Honestly tho
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    • I fucking love my wife’s pussy
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    • Hahaha so relatable *eyes start sweating*
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    • That's actually how I lost virginity, I was at a ride and the attentand accidentally felt me up. When I got off the ride she caught up to me and said her shift had ended and if I wanted to hang. Long story short we ended up fucking in the locker room for employees at that amusement park
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    • Damn dude seriously go make some good friends have some laughs enjoy life cuz GODDAMN!😂😂
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    • Need way more than a hug but will totally accept one
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    • Yes
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    • Hey boys I did it. I’ve been texting a girl for a bit and she coming over tomorrow. She say she can’t wait to give me a hug.
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    • And that’s a fact
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    • My best friend finally visited me and I gave him a hug before he left and I was so happy :3
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    • Yes, yes I do
      pkfeem 1 aug
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    • The most intimacy I’ve felt recently outside of my family was during my yearly check up
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    • That bar coming down is the best feeling in the world
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    • Yea
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    • Yeah.
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    • Ok guys bring it in -holds open arms-
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    • Everyone on earth needs hugs.
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    • Correct
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    • I get it tho
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    • I’m giving out free hugs to any touch starved people who feel they need them
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    • I need a hug ngl
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    • I actually know what he/she is talking about, it feels like they care for me. Even if it is their job.
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    • Fuck I just got a heartache
      Craftson 1 aug
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    • So lonely
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    • :( yes
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    • You right but whos going to do it You?
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    • I fuckin love roller coasters
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    • Please
      nah2 1 aug
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    • Yeah anyone wanna give me an u ironic one or what
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    • Yes, yes I do
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    • Ill shower any person with love, as long as they love me
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