• Ladies, these are
the signs we
need from you. Bright,
obvious and
visible from a
mile away.
Sincerely, all men
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    • We don’t need signs. We need communication. Learn to use your words
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    • Why is it in skyrim font
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    • i’m a girl and i never understood why other girls would say “i’m fine “ like i’ll tell you if i’m mad or happy lol or when they say “have fun” i’m not selfish let me play cod with you
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    • Why are we not funding these? 2020 would be so much better if these were everywhere
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    • Not because guys can't take a hint. It's just that a hint turns into a r.ape accusation a few months later :)
      Jimbus 27 jun
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    • Ikarudo 27 jun
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    • Fuck signs and hints. Obvious or not. Just say what the fuck you mean.
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    • Don't lump me into that "all men" tard shit. I read the signs just fine, and am married. Never had issues with ladies beforehand, either. Have some confidence, guys. Make a move. If it fails, oh well - move on.
      PorkSword 27 jun
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    • if a woman likes you she’ll be 100% straight forward with you.
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    • Girl: gives positive signal Men: fucking whore
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    • See ya’ll say that but some of you still think “no, fuck off” means “keep trying, begging is very attractive”
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    • Fuck that, we need these signs for fucking traffic, tf?
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    • Communication is truly a must. I've been friends with my buddy since 11th grade. We graduated together go to the same college etc. Basically my brother, I watched him get dumped over and over again by people with poor communication skiIIs (I also think he's just unlucky). Just recently his 6 month
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    • Colorblind men: those are the same picture!
      tsawsum 27 jun
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    • We don’t need signs. They just need to learn how to talk
      goku25 27 jun
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    • Maybe they just don't like you :/
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    • Ladies, it's gonna feel almost rude, but be blunt. State things in the simplest way when it's important, then tell him to stop reading between the lines and read the lines. I WANT SEX NOW, and ask him if he agrees. No sarcasm here, this is not a joke. Say what you want and you'll get it most times.
      PosiPocky 27 jun
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    • If you think like this probably havent been a lot of relationships. If your girl seems upset just chill with her. Maybe just maybe talk to her. Like i know its crazy but thats literally all you do. If you need a bright ass sign to see if the person you are supposed to love is upset. You are the prob
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    • Unless you’re red-green color blind like me and can’t tell the difference without looking at the light
      E_Stud 27 jun
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    • Heron 27 jun
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    • They need giant holograms that come out and block the view of drivers so they can stop. Something they can’t ignore. And if you cross the hologram you get instantly vaporized
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    • Not all men, some of use don’t like women
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    • Y'all would still run red lights
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    • Same w/ men too
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    • Or use words, they work too
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    • Why don’t they read my subtle signs that I so subtly give once in a great while and stop flirting with me when I tell them I don’t want to be flirted with it means I want the fat fucking cock
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    • and yet some old fuck will still run the light, right into you and tell the police they didn't see you....
      Xylon 27 jun
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    • Boys- the same.
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    • Is this joke about women not knowing how to drive or not knowing how to give signs of liking a man?
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    • Be their obsession story
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    • Mario kart lights
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    • Don't need signs if I'm a pathetic loveless retard
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    • And a countdown timer would be helpful.
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    • That’s downtown in warzone, you can’t tell me otherwise
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    • Yeah but what happens when a individual light need to turn green? Does the whole pole turn green causing a clusterfuck or what?
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    • Y’all keep saying this, and sure it can be hard sometimes to tell if a girl likes you. However, I feel like you guys just need to use communication and talk to her. I think that’s scary to do though because you don’t want to be embarrassed if you’re wrong. It’s not that big of a deal though
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    • We need clear communication because heaven forbid we misinterpret one of your mixed signals and end up with sexual assault allegations
      Milky28 27 jun
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    • Y’all just retarded you’ll see a girl smile at you and then pussy out
      madvill 27 jun
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    • To wherever that blond woman was in a Florida gym throwing me hints. I was ready to ask you out. But then Corona shut everything down.
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    • What if I see that green post from a different direction but my light is red
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    • Women won't be able to understand this because they can't drive right anyway
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    • My signs are always that obvious. I’m a straightforward person, I hate giving hints, too much work.
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    • Or you could just man the hell up and go for it!
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    • These are nice stoplight designs
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    • I’m not one to boast, but a girl asked me how I was doing today at work. I forgot to say something back in the excitement, but needless to say, she definitely wants me
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    • Then they say "oh like this?" And the entire sign just lights up in 30 colors and then lights on fire. With "I hate you" written in hearts
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    • Fuck signs. Whip your dick out -Sincerely, a girl
      KashKitty 27 jun
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    • Best thing to do is just ban all women from driving it's really not that hard to drive.
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    • But y’all will turn around and say we talk too much
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    • Ladies, you’ve lost the game
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    • wah wah im too stupid to understand context clues so i need stuff spoon fed to me waghh
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    • I feel like if I told my boyfriend I want him to be more affectionate he'd think I'm too needy
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    • Traffic lights that have blinds on them so that you can only see the light once you are directly under it are the fucking worst
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    • haha 💛
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    • Honestly I blew like 3 red lights completely on accident so far cause I didn’t realize they were red
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    • I ran my first red light yesterday
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    • Fax
      NiceCube 30 jun
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    • What's the point of the lights at that point if the line tells you the light anyways
      DJLoww 30 jun
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    • I enjoy the game.
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    • Use words not emojis
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    • Just tell me straight up I'm annoying as fuck. Let it all out. Just don't leave me in utter confusion as you ghost me from everything including face to face.
      Jaboopy 30 jun
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    • Sure women will be able to see the lights but people will still run the red lights
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    • hella light pollution
      Champagin 30 jun
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    • All women PLEASE Respond: do you expect the man to text first every time? What does it mean if she’s not texting first sometimes?
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    • Literally didn’t realize my girlfriend liked me until I had enough of just being friends and I asked her out.
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    • All drivers in general
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    • Im 100% straight forward with my man. The only time im not is when im really sad and i dont wanna bug him. But i dont act pissy when he doesnt pick up “signs”. I kind of just slink into a dark corner
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    • It’s almost like sometimes women don’t give huge signals they like you because they are still trying to figure out their own feelings
      LilPoof 30 jun
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    • More light pollution, yesssss, we won't be able to see stars at night for shit mannnn
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    • Oh shut up. We tell you exactly what we want. You pretend to be stupid so we give up. Lol
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    • When hanging out consists of me watching you play video games... Omg its so great to see that raging gamer side of yall :3
      SaberRose 29 jun
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    • Those are really cool actually
      gi_jmart 29 jun
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    • These signs dont work well for color blind people. Why couldnt we choose something like blue orange and white.
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    • CYBERPUNK 2077
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    • If you don’t like someone anymore, don’t lie and cheat on them. Breakup with them and be honest
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    • I'm far too busy for courtship, shit's outdated anyway. If she not dirict she don't get the dick
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    • Haha I like it!! 💕😳
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    • Subtlety is fine but not above the point of confusion
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    • Oh, I see what happened here, they misspelled men, it's supposed to say "finally researchers have discovered clearly visble signs for MEN"
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    • Nah it's for everyone who is on their phones. Light changes. Your entire world changes.
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    • No! If women are straight forward with us, we think their fucking with us!!
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    • Those are fairly useless for me, a color blind individual, but they are more visible in general. Some downtown areas the trees cover up 95% of the light
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    • Why are we trying to accommodate the gender that’s worse at driving? Get better or pay for wrecks🤔
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    • I’m pretty direct.
      Cutsh 29 jun
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    • That Skyrim font tho
      idogg98 29 jun
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    • Thats smart as shit man.
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    • This looks like a cross walk? This wouldent work at an intersection.
      Aemiom 29 jun
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    • Some angryvet meme
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    • sned boob pics dm me boobs
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    • We would need the same from you too
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    • Being slightly red green colorblind this changes nothing
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    • Seen these lights in albania
      dank_rupt 29 jun
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    • Those must be great at Christmas time
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    • Why even bother with the main light anymore lol
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    • Yes. I am all men
      fall2zero 29 jun
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    • You guys still believe in girls...?
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    • Fuck talkin bout signs from the opposite sex. I just want these traffic lights in my hometown, ya feel?
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