• Does anyone else have proper weird
competitions with themselves like in
their heads?? Like for example if you're
walking down the road and you’re like 'I
bet you can't get past this house before
that car passes you' or am ljust
fucked?? Definitely just fucked,carry on
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    • Haha, I do that
      WarioDude 17 jun
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    • I do that
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    • Who else cheated sometimes? “No no I meant to the mailbox!”
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    • I make random ass competitions out of everything, even when other people have no idea. Like I almost got a speeding ticket because the guy next to me had the same car and I had to prove that my car was somehow the better one. No regrets
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    • Anybody have an ocd thing where if you step on a crack or trip or anything really, you feel physically uncomfortable until you copy the thing with your other foot??
      jflip360 17 jun
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    • I bet if i flush right now i can finish peeing before the toilet finishes flushing. I lose alot
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    • Anyone count steps between sidewalk cracks? Like have to shorten or lengthen tour stride to get same amount of steps between cracks? I find myself doing it on occasion. Ocd sucks
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    • If the microwave is finished before you can get a glass of milk you die
      Radicrash 18 jun
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    • I tell myself if I don’t make it inside the house before the car passes the mailbox I die. But when I lose I change the penalty
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    • Anyone stare out the car window and try to blink every time the white line goes by on the highway
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    • I must reach that mailbox before that car or else I will die
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    • I do how many schools can I shoot before the cops come
      cook2271 18 jun
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    • Sometimes I force myself to walk on tile like checkers and end up doing weird strides to not step on a wrong tile
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    • Yes it's called setting small goals, it's a very basic concept humans use to improve
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    • Yes, but I add scenarios such as getting kidnapped if I don't make it there quick enough.
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    • If you don’t get past that tree before the car does you die
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    • I feel threatened
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    • One time I tried to finish my math homework in one breath and I nearly passed out
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    • Honestly I flush mid pee and see if I can beat the water
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    • I tell myself "if you don't _____ before ___ then you'll never ___" So like, if I don't open the microwave before the timer goes off, I'll never be able to travel through dimensions, or some shit.
      Mimble 19 jun
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    • I used to that, but I told myself that if I made it, whatever I was wanting to come true at the time would come true..
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    • “I bet you can make it to your front door before the night demons devour you from behind”
      SCRONCHED 18 jun
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    • Nah, usually the voices tell me to kill myself
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    • Fucking same. Except my brain is like "if you lose your soul goes to the devil"
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    • “If I don’t make it to the tree before this car I’ll die!.....Ok wait, I meant THAT tree.”
      Corky101c 18 jun
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    • I flush in the middle of peeing and try to finish before it flushes
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    • If i dont pick up my pace and briskley speedwalk to that light pole before the car reaches me ill die
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    • I flush halfway through my piss, and try to finish before all the water is gone
      A_Fuck 17 jun
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    • Mine is more like if I can't finish this beer before this song is over then I am a pussy.
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    • "I bet you can't empty your bladder before the toilet finishes flushing."
      flipster 17 jun
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    • I do that all the time! "Bet I can't drive past that tree clear up there before they lay down the spike strips." Kidding....maybe. :D
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    • I’m worse, I’ll be like if I don’t make it up the stairs in three seconds I’ll spontaneously die, and if I realize I’ll fail I’ll count slower so I win.
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    • Were all weird fucks, lets just all be weird fucks together, ok? Good :)
      uglyfuck 19 jun
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    • If you have a thought process like this and learn to channel it into responsibility and productivity you will live stress free
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    • I almost punched a chick in 4th grade because she got me out in kickball and I said my dog would get sick if I didnt make it to home base.
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    • 2 steps per sidewalk square
      Ranl85 18 jun
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    • I would try to step on either ALL of the cracks on the sidewalk, or none at all. Depending on which I stepped on when I noticed and started
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    • And if you dont make it you die or something. Idk what happens. I've never lost but I fear what will happen if I do
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    • “If I don’t touch that tree before the car passes it I’ll die”
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    • Yeah I like to see if I can get home faster than the guy chasing me at night
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    • I do that way too much
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    • “I gotta make it before the traffic light turns red or else I’m gay”
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    • Aight Rock Lee.
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    • I do but I add punishments even tho I dont want to for ex: i bet you cant do so in so; if you dont your mom dies
      SFXhuman 17 jun
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    • It's called anxiety. Our brain is so used to being anxious that when there's nothing to be anxious about it gives us little gifts. Yay.
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    • On long road trips with my parents I used to pretend I was in a tank and the door lock was the trigger to shoot my ammunition. Any car that passed was a potential threat.
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    • I flush the toilet mid piss and try to finish pissing before the whirly water stops growling
      LerDeDerr 17 jun
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    • Holyshit I'm not the only one? Dude I've done this my entire life and I just thought I was really f****** weird
      Toebo23 17 jun
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    • Holy shit I’m not alone
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    • “Brush your teeth before that small game finished downloading or you die”
      marin10 17 jun
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    • We all do that
      Patera 17 jun
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    • Helps me not be bored while doing boring things
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    • I hate my ocd. If you feel the same please like this and i will start a chat or something were we can all talk. I cant find anyone who has ocd as bad as i do and it makes me pissed off/sad. My girl gets it now cuz she sees me do wierd shit all the time but noone else can get it unless they have it.
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    • I used to walk and look back and imagine my past self walking there and then I’d look ahead and wonder what it’d be like up there and then when I do get there I’d look back and think about my past self....I’m weird ik
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    • Anyone get urge of the void here, it's an irrational urge to kill yourself momentarily while in the situation. Like considering jumping 9ff a ledge your on, swerving into oncoming traffic, slitting your throat while cutting vegitables etc
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    • Haha! I do that!
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    • I DO THIS TO😂
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    • "Bet you can't to to the garage fridge and get a coke before the microwave beeps"
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    • Who else talks to themselves out loud? Personally I find it to be quite nice
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    • Sometimes I’ll try to see how many random things I can accomplish before the microwave timer goes off.
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    • Me: If i don't get to that sign before that car, I'll kill myself.
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    • Make it out of the bathroom before the toilet finishes flushing.
      IJWTGH 20 jun
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    • But when I do it I actually try to beat it and end up losing breathe.
      cchervin 19 jun
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    • I flush the toilet before I'm done peeing to race my bad decisions.
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    • My favorite growing up was could I bust a nut waiting in the grocery store parking lot before my parents get back to the car
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    • I bet you can't walk down the side walk without stepping on the cracks
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    • Me and my friend used to play this game where we would walk a few houses down the sidewalk, and when a car came down the road we had to run back to his house and get in the garage before the car got to us
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    • Yes but more like, “If I’m not in the house by the next time a car passes by, I’m gay” but then it will pass by and I’m like, “but I’m not gay so it’s aight.”
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    • fuck i’m like “if i’m not completely dry by the time that this bath is done emptying then i’m gonna literally fucking die”
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    • My inner thought says I bet u won’t kill yourself pussy
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    • I give myself a certain amount of steps to get where I want to go
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    • For me it’s more of a threat, I say if I don’t make it to the top of the hill while biking no one will love me😂
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    • On sidewalks I have to step between each slab of concrete using only 2 steps
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    • I try and place my steps in just the right places to avoid cracks while simultaneously trying to look like I’m walking normal
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    • I believe it is a part of the human condition to turn mundane objectives like walking somewhere and having a small portion of imagination kick on.
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    • I’ll do that with a video or music like I’ll say “if I don’t get upstairs before the beat drops I die”
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    • I bet myself that I’ll die if I fail the goal
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    • Sometimes if I step on a crack in the pavement with my right foot I absolutely have to step on one with my left foot (and vice versa). If I dont I become increasingly and noticeably uncomfortable. Anyone else?
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    • Flushing the toilet and seeing if you can finish peeing before the water flushes
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    • I up the stakes I say I swear to God somethingll happen and if I don’t do it I feel bad
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    • Ik!! I always challenge myself not to step on the cracks in the sidewalk 😂
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    • When I was about 8 I raced a car down my street to the convenience store at the end. I pedaled so hard that i got sick, threw up in the back aisle of the store and left.
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    • "I bet I can dislike this post before everyone else "
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    • i try to take one step per block of concrete, you know on the side walk how it has those sections
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    • Usually like to see how many street signs I can run past with out stopping.
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    • Haha im probably just quirky and the only person that does that, you can tell by the thousands of retweets that we are all different and quirky in that exact same way hahaha
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    • I do that but with suicide. Like, "if that car beats me to the end of the house, I'll kill myself" or "if I dont get an A on this essay I'll kill myself" or "if I can't write this essay within an hour I'll kill myself" and then I never do it
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    • Hahaha i do that
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    • You not alone
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    • My brains got me like "I gotta hold my breath as long as the actors do in underwater scenes"
      Moomarue 17 jun
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    • If I don’t reach the stop sign before the red car I’m gay
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    • If i ran this stop sign, would i die
      btcARCHER 17 jun
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    • I sometimes try to get home before the song I’m listening to ends
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    • I be playing like "if I don't make it around the corner and out of sight before this car comes ill die"
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    • yeah or walking on every other tile in a building
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