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    • As a mortician, if you pay me straight cash, I will cremate you, after you're dead of course, but cremate none the less
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    • Maybe in Germany.
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    • The real question is if they do drop offs with no questions asked.
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    • Sorry we stopped taking walk ins shortly after World War 2.
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    • Cremator :" Yes, do you want to be smoked as a blunt by Snoop Dogg or be an extra dust cloud in the avengers endgame movie?"
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    • Why people hate my art???
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    • People say I am the best boss
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    • Show me that farm
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    • im taking a fat shit 💛
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    • Why does he look like cuomo
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    • "We aren't a garbage disposal"
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    • Yes.
      Kranis 6 aug
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    • Yes
      KyKy 6 aug
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    • And he curesses you with his soft suckle hands and says, “I’m gonna make you the next mrs Rosankrantz”
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    • It’s funny cause it’s the office
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    • What about a takeout
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    • CodyBill 9 aug
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    • Not funny didn’t laugh
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    • Where do I book an appointment? 🚫🧢
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    • No but that German across the street does
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    • I don’t know why people say bones don’t burn when I’ve been able to get rid of whole bodies before
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    • What's all this noise I've been hearing about a creampie? I wanna try one.
      Amalek_ 9 aug
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    • “How long for an hour?”
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    • why don't we have su!cide booths yet?
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    • I'd prefer walk ins over walk outs
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    • It would be nice if they said yes
      DrZi 8 aug
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    • Show me that farm
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    • THE FUCKING DMV!!!
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    • And that's without reacting
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    • Well do ya?
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    • This actually made me laugh
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    • I have a really good 3 Word horror story, that will also incite anger. "You. Lost. TheGame"
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    • BRING OU’ CHA DEAD!
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    • Perhaps
      Red33 7 aug
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    • Got a good laugh out of me
      UIShaggy 7 aug
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    • "Well, do you?"
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    • Cremator:
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    • Spach07 7 aug
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    • Hey every tit pic I get is another day of no jacking off.....kinda nervous. Dm me
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    • Yeah, it’ll cost you a bit more cuz they gotta account for fuel needed and hide it lol
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    • He looks like Joe Gato in this picture
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    • Me when I'm locked up in the crematorium and he starts up the fire!
      kirby_b8 7 aug
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    • Did you bring in a dead body that needs disposing? Or are you trying to do an unalive?
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    • Fun fact: I tried calling a crematorium to make this joke and turns out, they do! Just walk in and make an appointment they said. No extra charge.
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    • Sizzlin
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    • I’m here to schedule an appointment
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    • Show me those trees
      Alubaidy 6 aug
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    • Hi
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    • What is with all the green names
      morsel 6 aug
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    • This can be taken both ways: He wants to be creamated. OR Hes dropping off a dead body.
      5Y8UR 6 aug
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    • Show me that field
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    • Could you imagine the power move, go in ask if they take walk ins while putting cash on the counter then boom do yourself a dead right in front of them staring them in the eyes
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    • Edgy
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    • Bro I had nearly the same idea, like do casket salesmen ever get old people coming in saying "just browsing"?
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    • I know what I said
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    • RGZ228 6 aug
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    • You show me that farm
      somuel 6 aug
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    • Chris Cuomo?
      83K20 6 aug
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    • A drive through crematorium! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?
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    • Fucker lookin to be
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    • Only from jews
      Jobert_ 6 aug
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    • I genuinly laughed
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    • Yes.
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 6 aug
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    • Dude how have I not seen that reaction pic of Michael Scott before now?
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    • Ok but I need answers
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    • You show me that tree, with Stanley’s, and Kevin’s, ripe for the picking....you show me that tree.
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    • I’m pretty sure this scenario was used in the simpsons when the mafia guy walked in and said that
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    • Just sh0ot yourself in front of him.
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    • Thats absolutely golden! Would've been wasted if you use the Tom cat reaction
      SargeVKL 6 aug
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    • how grows up and becomes a cremator
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    • Yoooo, aha.. Same.
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    • Cremation takes a couple hours and most places are running behind bc fuck it
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