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    • I’m essential and my friend who is getting unemployment money is gettin more than me by doing nothing rn
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    • I did it boys, I got hired for my new job. $740 per week, full time with benefits. I’m pumped, this is the breakthrough I needed to be able to start my life
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    • Then me, who isn’t essential, didn’t qualify for unemployment or the relief check, and is getting kicked out of there apartment. Hope the parking lot life welcomes me
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    • Does anyone else think they're depressed or have anxiety (legitimately not in a quirky bullshit I'm special way) but don't know for sure because you've never had anyone else's feelings to compare yours to.
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    • Ngl the 675 a week is pretty damn nice. But it’s really just barely covering for all the bullshit that’s happened to me the past few months. I really just need this money for a few more weeks so I can get back on my feet.
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    • I feel bad I’m getting more on unemployment. Our essential workers need 1. A living wage 2. Paid sick leave 3. Hazard Pay
      7rings 6 may
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    • So, Because I'm still working and I'm still in school I get no help from the government. But because of lockdown, the business in the morning shift, my shift, is cut in half, and I get sent home about two hours early every day.
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    • I work a full time job making 16 an hour and I'm getting less than what unemployment would pay right now, I'm constantly getting fucked by life
      Grunch 6 may
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    • Working 50 hours a week with time and a half for "hazard pay" because I have a descent employer, I bring home $700, while my buddy on the other hand is on unemployment plays COD all day making $900 a week. This is fucked. Wake up people.
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    • I’m an essential worker and I’ve been working since all this started with no sick days and no days off and I’m barely scraping by, I also just got card frauded and now I can’t use my account period to pay anything until new card comes in but whoever took my info spent most of my money and the ...
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    • Don’t tell people to be thankful for a job when you’re sitting on your ass making more than they’re.
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    • I make $10 an hour so each week my check with taxes taken out and all that is like $350....people are getting $600 plus actual unemployment for nothing right now....yeah I'm "essential"
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    • The medical ppl will be rolling in money and vacation days after this
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    • I’m essential and it’s sad to see the government set up a system that benefits anyone who wants a hand out. We need a new plague... oh wait....
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    • I dont know about that. I just got hired at Amazon to sort boxes for $17.50 an hour
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    • $13 an hour, not even getting 25 hours a week. Niggas on unemployment making more money playing modern warfare. Also, all college classes switching to online is bs, especially since absolutely no refunds are gonna be given. Granted they extended the time to drop a class, but i shouldnt have to pay..
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    • For real the people on unemployment should not be making more than anyone whose essential.
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    • Me, an “essential worker” still getting paid minimum wage without a temporary raise and still have to pay off everything. The stress continues to get to me and I have no idea how longer I’ll hold out. Fuck the IRS for fucking me over with their “we need to verify identity” when live assistance (1/2)
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    • dad still bringing home $100k+ from the steel mill, hes not even union
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    • My ex is making $683 A WEEK off unemployment and she’s literally living with her parents. She doesn’t even NEED money. I’m working at a store and I’m making a measly $200 a week and I got rent and bills to pay. Smh fuck this nation.
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    • People who are 18 and still in high school can't get unemployment or the Trump check nor the 500 dollars because I'm 18
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    • I'm about to quit my job and just go on unemployment. I don't care. I've been being harassed relentlessly by an assistant manager for months now, even putting sexual harassment and physical assault into those categories. The head manager has known for a while and keeps taking everybody's complaints
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    • Its sad that the people who keep this world from falling apart are less paid and less appreciated then the ones who just take from you
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    • LewdEmma
      Tf you mean, I'm "essential" and making $17.30 an hour due to a $2 hazard pay.
      LewdEmma 6 may
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    • The issue isn’t the people on unemployment making enough to survive in the middle of this crisis the issue is the corporations receiving trillions and not paying their workers proper fucking hazard pay
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    • People on unemployment aren’t always doing so great either. And a lot of unemployed people can’t get on unemployment right now. Essential workers are getting fucked though.
      lwpack 6 may
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    • The rest of us: Not pictured, no box.
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    • People with unemployment are getting payed more then essential employees
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    • Under no circumstances should someone on unemployment make more than what they were making at work. I have several coworkers that just came back from furlough and were making $1100 a week on unemployment. So basically I'm working 40 hours a week for an extra $300 because I didn't want a furlough.
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    • The first person to like my comment and I'll cashapp you $1
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    • I'm getting 234 a week for unemployment. Thats alot less then I'd get if I was still working.
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    • I lost my job in march but I didn't qualify for the stimulus check or unemployment so fuck me I guess.
      mattsid 6 may
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    • Full time training electrician. 19 years of age. Living on his own in the city of Atlanta. Didnt qualify for a check. Make under 12 an hour. Considered essential while the people in “disposable” positions relax at home with a bigger bank account than me. But lets not forget the ig posts we got 😩✊
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    • It’s kinda BS, I work my ass off everyday still and make 1700 every two weeks and fuckers on unemployment make BANK doing nothing, if you’re on unemployment go volunteer or some shit
      Colyn 6 may
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    • Im military and my friend on unemployment for real makes more
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    • I just got a job yesterday and I'm excited
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    • Im on Unemployment and i can confirm ive made more money playing Xbox and binge shows than working on Fighter Jet Landing Gear
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    • My work reduced hours and pays everyone as if having full hours. Except now full time enployees work same amount of time as part time employees while getting paid twice as much
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    • My fiance is an essential pharmacy tech and I'm now unemployed because of this shit. I make more than her now and I hate that I'm getting it by doing nothing but I cant reject it. We have bills to pay
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    • What if we go back to no money, and I just club you in the head for the refrigerator.
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    • I’m unemployed and I’m fighting the government for my benefits, fuck them and give my goddamn money.
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    • My gf got laid off from a fast food place and got the stimulus check and unemployment, over 4000 total, and she was just hired back, and I got laid off, didn't get stimulus or unemployment, my manager said something about not being sure if I was eligible bc I wasn't there for 7 months yet
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    • You forgot about illegal immigrants
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    • My dad is still able to work as a janitor at a hospital and he's making 88k
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    • Yea, stop it with these stimulus checks
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    • The people who are collecting unemployment are going to get hit hard when tax season comes around next year
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    • Damn what state do yall live in where unemployment is high as fuck? In Florida it's like a couple hundred bucks a month tops no matter what you need/were making.
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    • Shit is ass backwards
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    • My dads factory job deemed him essential the second day of quarantine, offered him 0 hazard pay and 0 benefits, meanwhile his work knows his wife is very sick and has a very weakened immune system.
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    • Does anyone actually realize how unemployment works? Unemployment isn’t indefinite
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    • Just want to put my two cents out there, I've been furloughed and "on" unemployment since March 20th. At least in Ohio I haven't received a single dollar of unemployment for six weeks, and is the case of many other ohioans.
      ViiViKK 6 may
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    • I'm an essential worker, but with my thyroid issues I didnt want to get rona, or i could probably die. I make 625 a week on unemployment, however I havent been sent a check yet and its been 6 weeks.
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    • as much as i’d rather stay home and collect unemployment. being essential, i’ll still have income when corona ends half these people won’t have anything to go back to.
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    • I got back from college a few weeks ago and was claimed as a dependent unknowingly which caused me to not get the $1200. Also instead of continuing my job last year I quit so I could focus on school. This caused me to not have met the 680 hour quota to file for unemployment. I now am working
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    • I haven't gotten my unemployment check at all. I'm waiting on my appeal cause apparently not being able to work due to Covid is not a good reason to collect unemployment lmfao
      RGRS 6 may
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    • Yeah because the best thing to do right now is demonize most of work force. Yeah essential employees deserve more pay. I’d much rather be stuck at work with a life instead of sitting and waiting for a government official to save the day
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    • I had 2 min. Wage jobs, lost both, and claimed unemployment. I started getting $700 a week then got 1 one of my jobs back. But since I lost my other job I’m still getting benefits for like $685 now this is a blessing because I’m 17 and can now get a car. It’s a big upgrade from $100 to $700 a week🙏
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    • See, the wonders for working for Walmart is like eating shit off the streets freshly made by a homeless man. $700-$800/ 2 weeks thats if i get at least 32hours/week. See we are also forced to wear masks (which doesnt help at all, unless you’re actually sick). We can quarantine ourselves for two —
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    • I got laid off a month but only claimed 2 weeks unemployment. For the regular unemployment I got like $330 per week which is fine and dandy since we pay into it. But a few days later I got that extra $600 per week minus taxes. Ended up being like $1700. That's more than I usually make in 2 weeks.
      R1SEN_ 9 may
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    • Unemployment 😁
      Lesbians 8 may
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    • Noo not essential corporations only the big fucking companies are collecting all the relief funds while keeping on all employees and while leaving nothing i mean nothing for those who need it like why does a union worker need an extra 600 a week on top of their pay checks when there are literally1/2
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    • No one is truly essential
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    • Make $850 a week. Was approved for unemployment in the great state of Chicago for $950 a week. Nonsense
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    • If Canada was all one picture 📷
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    • Im making 6k a month with this Corona I'm happy
      Matt707 6 may
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    • Literally my friend is getting what boils down to $19 an hour on unemployment
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    • Fuck me I guess. I dont qualify for unemployment or stimulus, and my job is non-essential and nowhere is hiring for interim work. Literally have $15 to somehow divide into a $250 car payment, rent, food, and gas to get groceries. I need help. I'm gonna be in a shelter by the end of the week.
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    • The communist and socialist are gonna be mad that we found out that people would rather do nothing and get fr33 m0n3y than work for it
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    • People don't know how hard it is to even get unemployment
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    • Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that if employers see you filed for unemployment and have that in your record then they are more likely to chose someone else for the job that was working the whole time and never had unemployment status? Like it’s bad to have on your record when finding a newJob
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    • Welcome to communism
      konos 6 may
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    • I have a problem. I work at a grocery store and the only reason I'm getting shifts right now is because they need someone to clean carts. Wouldnt be that bad however 1. I'm SUPPOSE to have seniority over at least 3 other people in my department and 2. When standing in a spot for long periods of time
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    • Dude, unemployment sucks ballz. You get a fraction of your normal check. If you got a mortgage, and a new family like me, unemployment is the only thing saving me from having to either double down on my mortgage or sell to the bank and lose everything I already invested into this house
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    • So are you saying farmers (essential workers) are rich? Last time I checked buyers have been backing out of contracts, meat industries aren’t buying the meat. Food is being thrown out because nobody can sell it. Don’t say all essentials are loaded during this time.
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    • I hate how accurate this is
      TShreeve 7 may
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    • Been trying to do unemployment since ive been out of work since march. Work is staring up now and no one wants to come in cause they dont want to lose their unemployment benefits. Smh im here scraping by tryin to support my mom and grown men to lazy to work hard earn money.
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    • I haven’t even heard back from unemployment
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    • Or be like me and have an essential job that gets “rained out” meaning we don’t work some days, and claim unemployment for those weeks. For instance i worked 60 hours the other week (1.5x) overtime and the week before that I worked 10 due to rain. Got $750 for unemployment that week. Thanks Obama!
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    • That’s definitely not true theres essentials corporations are also losing tons of money ... if you haven’t noticed the whole economy is in shambles
      editor_ 6 may
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    • I filed for unemployment but they just haven't said anything back and I haven't received anything
      Cerelvix 6 may
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    • At least you can get money rn imagine quiting to focus on school amd then the corona happens forcing you to drop out because you cant do video calls with bad internet.
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    • I’m not allowed to go to work and did not get unemployment. Literally about to get at job at walmart
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    • How’s one make this “unemployment money?”
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    • My job is gone but I get hella more money on unemployment so I ain’t complainin, but now I gotta find a second job
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    • I’m essential and I’m getting payed bank.
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    • Yep. I’m essential but my hours were cut and can’t pay all my bills now
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    • I will burn this place the ground, fuckers out here sitting at home making more than me.
      SenseiOP 7 may
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    • Which is why the government wants us to go back to work. To take people off unemployment and make the rich richer. And yet you still have poor simpletons defending the rich like they're their fucking buddies.
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    • I’m like 90% sure essential workers get their normal pay and a stimulus check
      REE7 7 may
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    • I’m making 700$ bi weekly for about 60 hours total. I have friends that are just staying home working out making 1000$ a week.. tell me that ain’t fucked
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    • I’m essential at Walmart, didn’t even get a stim check, and I’m still doing pretty good with what little money I have.
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    • Beastars 6 may
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    • People got sick of being essential pretty quick huh?
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    • I'm not with wheelburrows I'm just not struggleing like you think I should be sorry?
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    • Im making more now that i quit my job
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    • As an essential employee I bring in close to $800/week
      dibbidy 6 may
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    • Unemployment workers have no health insurance so if they get the virus they’re fucked regardless if they recover
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