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    • BenisShapiro
      An Avengers and suicide reference yup this is getting featured 👌
    • Zetsel
      5 likes and I'll delete iFunny. Not joking, it's broken.
      Zetsel 8d
    • ExAcTBeast
      What a fucking power move
    • Apevia
      I wrote a 20 page paper in college on why we should speed up executions, why we need them, and how to low cost them. Got a 110, cause I turned it in early.
      Apevia 7d
    • HotGuysof1Funny
      This is what happens when the government shuts down 😭 prisoners are forced to pick up the slack
    • SteveParker
      Pathetic how there's delay after delay, all at the tax payers expense.
    • notaliveadvice
      Imagine each day you think you’re about to die- then all of a sudden your guard goes psych bitch NOT TODAY! I can see how that’d be mentally exhausting
    • Crower
      I may loathe him for his crime, but I admire him for his commitment and willingness to resolve an issue.
      Crower 8d
    • imheretocomment
      "Get on with already, I haven't got all morning!"
    • MrMister
      Death row inmates can have their sentences delayed multiple times which causes psychological stress as they never know what day will be their last, just that it’s coming. He probably killed himself just to get it over with
    • iShenker
      Isnt that the guy who killed his own cellmate because the dude raped kids?
    • Lizzyloomydude
      He was going to be the first person executed with fentanyl for death row, but then they cancelled. He was at peace with it, they had a short video about it. But when they cancelled he committed suicide.
    • willy2js
      It would honestly suck if they constantly kept telling you you were gonna die tomorrow but then just wouldn’t do it. All that mental preparation for nothing. That would be worse than dying.
    • KrustyHoe
      Supposedly the the state he was in was going to abolish the death penalty ,instead of living life in prison ,he took he’s own life . Real American
    • DarthRubberDuck
      Good for him. He saved a lot of tax payer dollars
    • TheAmericanPeace
      “I’m pro-life!” “I support the death penalty”
    • GoodOlRock
      Everyday you sit there waiting for your known death date to come the day gets there and just when you are at almost acceptance, they say you have another month
    • Knight_of_Astora
      I mean if my executioner kept telling me "todays the day" and it never is I'd imagine I'd go insane with anxiety.
    • Sossedovaidan
      I can understand imagine coming to term with death and then on the morning of you’re told it’s been pushed back and then again. It would suck the life out of you.
    • DuderMcDudington
      Why did Doctor Strange want Tony to turn the ship around if he could’ve just open the portal back to earth?
    • MickyTheBanana
      Man I remember seeing him in interviews. He was sentenced to death but since death penalty was outlawed in his state he couldn't die. He didnt want to live in a cage his entire life. Sad he was actually a really good person.
    • Cobain
      This is the guy that was supposed to be the first person to be executed with fentanyl, but the company sued because they didnt want their product being used to execute someone (Ironic, I know). Which is why his execution kept getting delayed.
      Cobain 8d
    • jwc87
      If you want something done right. You gotta do it yourself.
      jwc87 8d
    • Bleach23
      Image just sitting in a cell day after day knowing that you will die soon. Fuck that
    • SharpForceTrauma
      It's seriously fucked how long their wait times are. Spends too much damn money. They need to have a maximum of one month.
    • JAMES___O07
      Well can you blame him? Imagine living with the anticipation? It would make you a nervous wreck.
    • Lufthansa747
      Don't blame him, I hate anticipation
    • BomburDwarf
      Lmao i have a similar meme
    • Cactopopolis
      I mean I don’t blame him, at that point he’s just waiting for an inevitable death and that’s probably a horrible feeling. Might as well get it over with sooner
    • alexsmith8373
      saved 2-3 million tax payer dollars
    • Life_of_Potato
      I had a dream last night where I got sick and was put into quarantine by the government but I escaped and was like ‘see everyone? I’m fine’ but then within 2 weeks the entire population died.
    • AceEnigma
      Saved tax payers money in the process. A true hero.
    • TheCalebGuy
      Dude had like 3 dates and 2 of those days his execution was delayed like the last hour. Like he pretty much begged the state to fuckin kill him ans they didnt cause they couldnt get a good lethal injection mix.
    • k_cunnane
      I mean the anxiety from constantly thinking your going to die today then getting that feeling moved to the near future must have been tourture
    • Manny3813
      In the end he got the last yeet. They must be mad😂
    • Loner4Ever
      You know you can ask for your execution to be pushed forward.
    • HerbanCities
      Isn’t that the guy who was supposed to get lethal injection by fentanyl? I coulda sworn I’ve seen a vice doc on him or something like that
    • GerryBuckets
      I saw this guy’s video in youtube. He was smiling when asked about his death penalty and saying he was looking forward to it
    • garrmack8
      It shouldn’t be a policy of a civilized country to end someone’s life for any reason. Not because what it does to them, but what it does to us. Stare into the abyss and it stares right back at you.
    • Dank_Vader80
      Yeah if I was being kept alive to be milked for taxes I’d probably just finish the job myself
    • SuperTumor
      *Execution delay* is a fancy term for "let's not kill him yet we can still milk taxes off of him"
    • Adaptive
      What can I say he didn’t want to end up as a d class
    • SophisticatedGroundhog
      Saving us tax dollars
    • Jimthebassman
      Save the taxpayers some money, good job 👍
    • Blood_Upon_the_Risers
      Well they shouldn't be sitting on death row until they're 65 anyway. Take em out back after the trial, and have a firing squad right there ready to go
    • tkthegreatestartistever
      I kind of get why he’d do that just imagine prepping yourself mentally to die but it doesn’t happen again n again even thou it’s there.
    • JackBeNibleJackBeGay
      I'll ask crush out if I get tc
    • iRaditz
      Power move
    • towipion
      I mean, psychologically it'll be frustrating to not know when you're getting executed, especially if it's constantly rescheduled. So I get that.
    • KiloLOL
      It has to be a total mind fuck when you are told the date your life will end and then they just postpone it.
    • 73978484874888
      The service here is terrible
    • fetuck
      This happens a fucking lot
      fetuck 7d
    • Testsubject276
      Cop: Hey- HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Prisoner: Bitch, I'm in here for homicide, I'm already gonna die, no use waiting! *Chair toppling* Cop: Holy shit... Cellmate: Power move...
    • SilentWolfe
      Good. Doing us a favor. Euthenasia is bullshit. A bullet costs a lot less.
    • Devil
      That ain’t a meme that’s a mood
      Devil 7d
    • Euterpe
      I don't blame him. Imagine the anxiety of waiting years for the death sentence.
    • Cornmitment
      When Caveira is about to interrogate you so you leave the match
    • TheCrispyBiskit
      Thats a fucking power move
    • GoryGlory0714
      Proof you cant rely on anyone anymore.
    • Terminater4d
      NO I MADE THIS FIRST
    • DipMeInYaMondayMilk
      That should be a punishment. Death row for life. You think your dying today. Ooopsie it’s postponed in 2 weeks. Today’s the day. Nope I think 3 days. So he’s constantly having the fear of dying soon.
    • MemeBerserker
      Ultimate power move
    • FoxtrotAlphaPapa
      I actually saw this guy in an interview about being pissed about execution delays like 3 years ago
    • huntandrebel
      From what ive heard, waiting on death row is hell.
    • Marksmen244
      This guy literally wanted them to just inject him with a fuck ton of fentanyl because companies refuse to make the drug used to kill people, and they wouldnt even do that. Such a waste of time and money thank God he did it himself
    • RustyAndroid
      Well, I suppose he saved taxpayer money
    • Saturnia
      Why not bring the firing squad back or electric chair and speed things up this lethal injection is taking too much time
    • Flaggot
      that’s the dude who opted to be executed from Fentanyl overdose because the state of Nevada couldn’t find any lethal injection drugs to import. His name is Scott Dozier
    • yaboisaber
      They keep so many death row members there for years. Constantly giving them dates, then canceling. It must be so stressful. They should just inject them in the court room
    • SpiderMan
      Sucks that any of us could be put in jail or prison off a faulty case but we all joke about prisoners lives being taken either through long terms or death sentences. The “hole” as they call it literally drives people insane and then one day are put back out side with no hope for rehabilitation
    • S_H_I_T_M_I_X_E_D_
      What a fuckin power move. That's real big Dick energy
    • Nigging
      Lethal injection is crazy expensive. We need to bring back old execution methods
    • xu_shu
      Why is it is a female gets convicted of murder they get like 7 years but if a dude does it, they get like 30+ years?
      xu_shu 8d
    • MrSwerve
      We need to expand the death penalty to rapists, pedophiles, repeat violent offenders, and politicians.
    • LittleNikki1
      I hope God sorts that out , but he was probably scared.
    • Funyuns
      Probbly just tired of hanging around.
    • Srhuevos
      I just realized, if he had the gauntlet way back then, he must have killed the dwarves and shit way before asgard was destroyed. They really did drop the fucking ball on that one
    • Number1Incel
      Bruh they were going to execute him with a fentanyl overdose I would have noped the fuck out of that too
    • HellaGayShips
      I just saw a documentary on this guy and the drugs they use for the desth sentence
    • Valley_of_the_Gods
      out of all the fake headlines this ones true
    • nakedthanos
      Out standing move
    • HazerdousAdventures
      Idk why we don’t just get the whole lot of them and throw them in a volcano. It’d be cheaper and time efficient. And if you get completely covered in lava it’ll hurt for like 2 seconds before every nerve in your body is burnt out. So it’s not inhumane.
    • NotCompletely
      WELL DO IT LIVE!!
    • scruffles
      To be fair that is kinda cruel. You are told you are going to die today, you made peace with whatever you believe, then they say you will be killed later on. And they repeat it again and again. Dont know if you will die that day or the next.
    • itall
      *gets fined*
      itall 6d
    • The_Didddler
      We should bring back firing squads
    • fap_overlord
      Modern problems require modern solutions.
    • StarPladium
      Fuck man I never thought how repeated execution delays would mess someone up
    • BD101
      Government cant make money off the dead. That why executions take so long.
      BD101 7d
    • saytin
      “This is taking too goddamn long. Hey Alexa how do you tie a noose”
      saytin 7d
    • Nicknamer
      They were teasing him, how cruel.
    • NagaseEdge
      Wouldn’t that be some shit if the execution was going to be cancelled due to evidence or something lmao
    • aproy
      Does this mean Thanos did the nidavellir thing BEFORE Asgard went to shit? They promised to protect it. Seriously asking.
      aproy 7d
    • KnownAsMouse
      Kinda wish they stayed with that Thanos design. He definitely looks like the "Mad Titan"
    • suomynona
      the japanese death row dont know their execution day either.is part of the punishment.
    • Littytittiesss
      Oh yeah, that dude was sentenced to death but the execution was delayed so many times it got to 20 something years, he said he was done with the not knowing if he was going to die or not
    • CBoy666
      Power move
    • IndianaStoned
      I noticed it was only liberals that vanished in that movie. Thanos really was the good guy.
    • mr_james_bond
      Inmates die of old age before they get executed
    • Mediner333
      “The lines here make me want to kill my self”
    • Boo_Radley99
      I think that was the guy who would have gotten the replacement drugs in his lethal injection. It was big news when that was announced, he was even interviewed in prison. Also, he’s not a buttercup, he chopped up another guy after a drug dispute or something.
    • Rulford
      Fr just put the fucked in front of a firing squad. Miss me with all this gay bullshit like "lethal injection" and "is it moral?"
    • Steve409
      Cares about the environment to save the electricity!
    • starfire1234
      At least he didn't die in vain he had a bunch of memes made about him
    • Courier6NewVegas
      The suicide stone
    • olzkopf
      Most say that the waiting is the worst and I think that it is inhumane as fuck of course many people say : Well duh they killed poeple, they deserve it. But fuck no humans should'nt decide who lives and who dies.
    • ACumDump
      Just give death row inmates to the SCP foundation already, they don't deserve all that waiting
    • TheBlackLab_79
      New Year No Me
    • hguy518
      Let's just bring back the electric chair or guillotine. Much cheaper than any medication and more effective.
    • Butts_McGee
      I love it how the post is about a man dying and you all are just posting hentai. Really shows how fucked up the iFunny community truly is.
    • MariaCalavera
      I mean if you knew you were going to be executed and had that immenent demise looming over you it kinda makes sense that someone would want to go out on their terms
    • videogamedunkey
      Way probably sick of waiting cuz you can be waiting for ages on death row
    • _PEBBLES_
      There is actually another article about him from a while ago his name is Scott dozier
    • haywood_jablowme
      That tells you all you need to know about our prison system
    • Danny
      I'm still fascinated by midgets 😐
      Danny 8d
    • beericee
      Sometime people put on death row for like 10-15 years like just hurry up and kill the fucker already.
    • TheTardTales
      Isn't that the guy that asked to be given a second chance?
    • gvillxtine
      Honestly I probably would too.. imagine being told you're going to die soon but every time you prepare yourself they delay it
    • frankenkastle
      Is this in Florida? This sounds like a Florida headline?
    • Doinkit
      Haha I’m retard features were too loloolll
    • QobleKop
      What a power move
    • SimplySpice
      What did he do to deserve death penalty
    • Tinyloser
      Isn’t this the guy that was suppose to be injected with fentanyl
    • Think_Pad
      "If y'all don't kill me in 2 days in gonna fuckin do it right here."
    • shoklord216
      Did anybody else notice that in Avengers Infinity War it's shown that he went to the dwarves to get the glove made. But in that after credit scene it's shown him coming to some kind of Vault and grabbing it.
    • IROCZ
      Saves us from wasting our tax dollars on him.
      IROCZ 6d
    • reeeeeeet
      I’m pretty sure vice did a documentary with this guy in it about death roll
    • frootloops86
      He looks like the one guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
    • TheRealBandit79
      Power move
    • PEANUTBUTTERPERSON
      Tfw you commit murder and get the death penalty solely bc you just want to die
    • phoenixwaynick
      I just watched a vice video on this guy. The only legal way someone can get the death penalty in Colorado is through lethal injection. But the company that makes the chemicals no longer make em. So they were going to execute him with fentynal making him the first ever. He wanted to die but damn dude
    • BasementGaming
      Fun fact. He was the first death row inmate that they were going to lethally inject with fentanyl. Real sh*t. He even said "shoot me up with that stuff"
    • hunky_Mcrildopants1818
      I watched a documentary on this guy before he hung himself.This is actually kinda saddening.
    • Muff
      That’s one heck of a power move
      Muff 7d
    • Dovameme
      He looks like the porn guy
    • MixedNutz
      Fucking power move
    • TimmysTunersFather
      Power move.
    • Phantoms218
      The anticipation was killing him
    • Leuwd
      It makes sense that sounds like torture
      Leuwd 7d
    • mug_smug
      Pro Tip for suicidal niggas who are too pussy to ride it down the road instead of across the street: Get the death penalty
    • ItsYaGurlThickPussy
      What a power move
    • Crispydudes
      This goverment shut down affecting everyone
    • KJHOFF314
      True story. Scott Raymond Dozier
    • osamabinslayin2017
      Nevada bitches
    • Broses_the_Wise
      Weird flex but okay.
    • PvtAsseater
      Thanos should’ve eliminated the liberals.
    • Mattis2022
      Scott Dozier. Nevada REPRESENT
    • PacoDave
      It's a problem how people with death sentences all end up waiting multiple decades for the punishment, who do you think is footing their bill on death row.
    • MohawkMan612
      Lmao that's true point of death row. To annoy the piss out of you
    • T8K_THE_B8_M8
      The greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills
    • Angle318
      That’s my dads cousin
    • Very_Blue
      People who get themselves on death row deserve what they get, they chose to live the life they did at everyone else’s expense, I think crimes that ruin people’s lives permanently should lose theirs, people like identity thefts are lazy pieces of shit
    • smooth_1
      Spec!?
    • swagmonkey123
      What bothers me is that this is on age of ultron and i feel like it implies that thanos had something to do with ultron when he really didn’t
    • chodus
      What a god
      chodus 8d
    • SoyBoyTV
      Savage lvl 100
    • totallystarving
      Power move
    • NPC_104516
      If people get death row they shouldn't wait 20 years. They should do it a few months after.
    • manguyperson
      Imagine knowing you were gonna die but keep you dreading it for months.
    • The_History_of_the_SS
      That’s a power move
    • birdLord
      Lmao people dying always makes me smile 😂😂👌
    • FuckBoiQQ
      Instead of snapping his fingers he snapped his neck
    • Music_Freak
      He looks like Anthony Fantano
    • SilverSleet987
      The suspense was killing him
    • biteme
      That’s funny?
      biteme 8d
    • VaultTecCorporation
      Look at this lad
    • Oklahoma_Kid
      It’s a struggle to execute anyone nowadays
    • Unlimitless
      This happens alot more often than you think
    • RockyAndTyce
      Its way cheaper than actual euthanasia so
    • islamicbrothehood
      He's not burning in hell...... He's sitting comfortably within the insulation of his expansive BALLS
    • Tophatmuffinman
      Nibba probably didn’t even have his last meal smh
    • ToeNailGuy
      Let them battle each other to the death, and also start a pay per view channel for it. It will raise a ton of cash, but then they'll say, "omg like this is cruel how can you do such a thing?" Well, the criminal s wouldnt thjnk twice about smashing your head in.
    • YaBoyLHBP
      Talk about a man with... conviction.
    • gonzo88
      Death row inmates should just start a fight to the death 1 v 1 show, I'd watch the shit outta that
    • Sentinel_III
      Bro this guy is ballin he got a Pair of Persol glasses on, in prison!
    • Hunt_Showdown_
      That's a power move
    • FoodOverPeople
      Foodporn is godly
    • Flickrtail
      What's weird is a death row inmate would get medical help if he...say...had a heart attack.
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