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    • BenisShapiro
      An Avengers and suicide reference yup this is getting featured 👌
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    • MeMe_svprem3
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    • Zetsel
      5 likes and I'll delete iFunny. Not joking, it's broken.
      Zetsel 12d
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    • ExAcTBeast
      What a fucking power move
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    • Apevia
      I wrote a 20 page paper in college on why we should speed up executions, why we need them, and how to low cost them. Got a 110, cause I turned it in early.
      Apevia 12d
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    • HotGuysof1Funny
      This is what happens when the government shuts down 😭 prisoners are forced to pick up the slack
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    • SteveParker
      Pathetic how there's delay after delay, all at the tax payers expense.
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    • notaliveadvice
      Imagine each day you think you’re about to die- then all of a sudden your guard goes psych bitch NOT TODAY! I can see how that’d be mentally exhausting
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    • Crower
      I may loathe him for his crime, but I admire him for his commitment and willingness to resolve an issue.
      Crower 12d
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    • imheretocomment
      "Get on with already, I haven't got all morning!"
      smile 8 reply 1
    • MrMister
      Death row inmates can have their sentences delayed multiple times which causes psychological stress as they never know what day will be their last, just that it’s coming. He probably killed himself just to get it over with
      smile 7 reply 1
    • iShenker
      Isnt that the guy who killed his own cellmate because the dude raped kids?
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    • Lizzyloomydude
      He was going to be the first person executed with fentanyl for death row, but then they cancelled. He was at peace with it, they had a short video about it. But when they cancelled he committed suicide.
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    • willy2js
      It would honestly suck if they constantly kept telling you you were gonna die tomorrow but then just wouldn’t do it. All that mental preparation for nothing. That would be worse than dying.
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    • KrustyHoe
      Supposedly the the state he was in was going to abolish the death penalty ,instead of living life in prison ,he took he’s own life . Real American
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    • DarthRubberDuck
      Good for him. He saved a lot of tax payer dollars
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    • TheAmericanPeace
      “I’m pro-life!” “I support the death penalty”
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    • GoodOlRock
      Everyday you sit there waiting for your known death date to come the day gets there and just when you are at almost acceptance, they say you have another month
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    • Knight_of_Astora
      I mean if my executioner kept telling me "todays the day" and it never is I'd imagine I'd go insane with anxiety.
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    • Sossedovaidan
      I can understand imagine coming to term with death and then on the morning of you’re told it’s been pushed back and then again. It would suck the life out of you.
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    • DuderMcDudington
      Why did Doctor Strange want Tony to turn the ship around if he could’ve just open the portal back to earth?
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    • Oont
      Oont 12d
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    • MickyTheBanana
      Man I remember seeing him in interviews. He was sentenced to death but since death penalty was outlawed in his state he couldn't die. He didnt want to live in a cage his entire life. Sad he was actually a really good person.
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    • Cobain
      This is the guy that was supposed to be the first person to be executed with fentanyl, but the company sued because they didnt want their product being used to execute someone (Ironic, I know). Which is why his execution kept getting delayed.
      Cobain 12d
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    • jwc87
      If you want something done right. You gotta do it yourself.
      jwc87 12d
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    • Bleach23
      Image just sitting in a cell day after day knowing that you will die soon. Fuck that
      smile 5
    • SharpForceTrauma
      It's seriously fucked how long their wait times are. Spends too much damn money. They need to have a maximum of one month.
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    • JAMES___O07
      Well can you blame him? Imagine living with the anticipation? It would make you a nervous wreck.
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    • Lufthansa747
      Don't blame him, I hate anticipation
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    • BomburDwarf
      Lmao i have a similar meme
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    • Cactopopolis
      I mean I don’t blame him, at that point he’s just waiting for an inevitable death and that’s probably a horrible feeling. Might as well get it over with sooner
      smile 5 reply 3
    • alexsmith8373
      saved 2-3 million tax payer dollars
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    • Life_of_Potato
      I had a dream last night where I got sick and was put into quarantine by the government but I escaped and was like ‘see everyone? I’m fine’ but then within 2 weeks the entire population died.
      smile 5 reply 1
    • AceEnigma
      Saved tax payers money in the process. A true hero.
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    • TheCalebGuy
      Dude had like 3 dates and 2 of those days his execution was delayed like the last hour. Like he pretty much begged the state to fuckin kill him ans they didnt cause they couldnt get a good lethal injection mix.
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    • k_cunnane
      I mean the anxiety from constantly thinking your going to die today then getting that feeling moved to the near future must have been tourture
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    • Manny3813
      In the end he got the last yeet. They must be mad😂
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    • Loner4Ever
      You know you can ask for your execution to be pushed forward.
      smile 4 reply 1
    • HerbanCities
      Isn’t that the guy who was supposed to get lethal injection by fentanyl? I coulda sworn I’ve seen a vice doc on him or something like that
      smile 4 reply 1
    • GerryBuckets
      I saw this guy’s video in youtube. He was smiling when asked about his death penalty and saying he was looking forward to it
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    • garrmack8
      It shouldn’t be a policy of a civilized country to end someone’s life for any reason. Not because what it does to them, but what it does to us. Stare into the abyss and it stares right back at you.
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    • Dank_Vader80
      Yeah if I was being kept alive to be milked for taxes I’d probably just finish the job myself
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    • SuperTumor
      *Execution delay* is a fancy term for "let's not kill him yet we can still milk taxes off of him"
      smile 4 reply 4
    • Adaptive
      What can I say he didn’t want to end up as a d class
      smile 4 reply 1
    • SophisticatedGroundhog
      Saving us tax dollars
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    • Jimthebassman
      Save the taxpayers some money, good job 👍
      smile 4 reply 1
    • Blood_Upon_the_Risers
      Well they shouldn't be sitting on death row until they're 65 anyway. Take em out back after the trial, and have a firing squad right there ready to go
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    • tkthegreatestartistever
      I kind of get why he’d do that just imagine prepping yourself mentally to die but it doesn’t happen again n again even thou it’s there.
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    • JackBeNibleJackBeGay
      I'll ask crush out if I get tc
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    • iRaditz
      Power move
      iRaditz 12d
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    • towipion
      I mean, psychologically it'll be frustrating to not know when you're getting executed, especially if it's constantly rescheduled. So I get that.
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    • KiloLOL
      It has to be a total mind fuck when you are told the date your life will end and then they just postpone it.
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    • 73978484874888
      The service here is terrible
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    • fetuck
      This happens a fucking lot
      fetuck 11d
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    • Testsubject276
      Cop: Hey- HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Prisoner: Bitch, I'm in here for homicide, I'm already gonna die, no use waiting! *Chair toppling* Cop: Holy shit... Cellmate: Power move...
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    • SilentWolfe
      Good. Doing us a favor. Euthenasia is bullshit. A bullet costs a lot less.
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    • Devil
      That ain’t a meme that’s a mood
      Devil 12d
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    • Euterpe
      I don't blame him. Imagine the anxiety of waiting years for the death sentence.
      Euterpe 12d
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    • Cornmitment
      When Caveira is about to interrogate you so you leave the match
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    • TheCrispyBiskit
      Thats a fucking power move
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    • GoryGlory0714
      Proof you cant rely on anyone anymore.
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    • Terminater4d
      NO I MADE THIS FIRST
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    • DipMeInYaMondayMilk
      That should be a punishment. Death row for life. You think your dying today. Ooopsie it’s postponed in 2 weeks. Today’s the day. Nope I think 3 days. So he’s constantly having the fear of dying soon.
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    • MemeBerserker
      Ultimate power move
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    • FoxtrotAlphaPapa
      I actually saw this guy in an interview about being pissed about execution delays like 3 years ago
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    • huntandrebel
      From what ive heard, waiting on death row is hell.
      smile 3 reply 1
    • Marksmen244
      This guy literally wanted them to just inject him with a fuck ton of fentanyl because companies refuse to make the drug used to kill people, and they wouldnt even do that. Such a waste of time and money thank God he did it himself
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    • RustyAndroid
      Well, I suppose he saved taxpayer money
      smile 3 reply 1
    • Saturnia
      Why not bring the firing squad back or electric chair and speed things up this lethal injection is taking too much time
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    • Flaggot
      that’s the dude who opted to be executed from Fentanyl overdose because the state of Nevada couldn’t find any lethal injection drugs to import. His name is Scott Dozier
      Flaggot 12d
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    • yaboisaber
      They keep so many death row members there for years. Constantly giving them dates, then canceling. It must be so stressful. They should just inject them in the court room
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    • SpiderMan
      Sucks that any of us could be put in jail or prison off a faulty case but we all joke about prisoners lives being taken either through long terms or death sentences. The “hole” as they call it literally drives people insane and then one day are put back out side with no hope for rehabilitation
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    • S_H_I_T_M_I_X_E_D_
      What a fuckin power move. That's real big Dick energy
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    • Nigging
      Lethal injection is crazy expensive. We need to bring back old execution methods
      Nigging 12d
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    • xu_shu
      Why is it is a female gets convicted of murder they get like 7 years but if a dude does it, they get like 30+ years?
      xu_shu 12d
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    • MrSwerve
      We need to expand the death penalty to rapists, pedophiles, repeat violent offenders, and politicians.
      smile 3 reply 6
    • LittleNikki1
      I hope God sorts that out , but he was probably scared.
      smile 3 reply 1
    • Funyuns
      Probbly just tired of hanging around.
      Funyuns 12d
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    • Srhuevos
      I just realized, if he had the gauntlet way back then, he must have killed the dwarves and shit way before asgard was destroyed. They really did drop the fucking ball on that one
      smile 3 reply 1
    • Number1Incel
      Bruh they were going to execute him with a fentanyl overdose I would have noped the fuck out of that too
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    • LardAss
      LardAss 12d
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    • HellaGayShips
      I just saw a documentary on this guy and the drugs they use for the desth sentence
      smile 2 reply 1
    • Valley_of_the_Gods
      out of all the fake headlines this ones true
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    • nakedthanos
      Out standing move
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    • HazerdousAdventures
      Idk why we don’t just get the whole lot of them and throw them in a volcano. It’d be cheaper and time efficient. And if you get completely covered in lava it’ll hurt for like 2 seconds before every nerve in your body is burnt out. So it’s not inhumane.
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    • ThatNut
      WELL DO IT LIVE!!
      ThatNut 10d
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    • scruffles
      To be fair that is kinda cruel. You are told you are going to die today, you made peace with whatever you believe, then they say you will be killed later on. And they repeat it again and again. Dont know if you will die that day or the next.
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    • itall
      *gets fined*
      itall 11d
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    • The_Didddler
      We should bring back firing squads
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    • fap_overlord
      Modern problems require modern solutions.
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    • StarPladium
      Fuck man I never thought how repeated execution delays would mess someone up
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    • BD101
      Government cant make money off the dead. That why executions take so long.
      BD101 11d
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    • saytin
      “This is taking too goddamn long. Hey Alexa how do you tie a noose”
      saytin 12d
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    • Nicknamer
      They were teasing him, how cruel.
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    • NagaseEdge
      Wouldn’t that be some shit if the execution was going to be cancelled due to evidence or something lmao
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    • aproy
      Does this mean Thanos did the nidavellir thing BEFORE Asgard went to shit? They promised to protect it. Seriously asking.
      aproy 12d
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