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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
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    • Quality pun
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    • Ha get it cause a well and a damn are water structures
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    • This one made me legit laugh out loud
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    • This one hit me with that left hook lol
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    • Cup, bladder, glass, chalice
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    • I don't usually tell Dad jokes but when I do he laughs
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    • A dam does really hold water, it kinda just restricts the flow. So a bucket is probably a better answer
      Cayne98 6 sep
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    • Wells dont actually hold water they just open pockets of water underground and transport that water up
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    • Wells don’t hold water, they tap into the water table underground. I’m going to hell and taking your joke with me.
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    • A dad joke of quality.
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    • I would argue wells don’t hold water, they’re just a hole to access the aquifer
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    • Oh I get it! Well holds water, and so does a dam!
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    • dam, you only got 1.
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    • So youre telling me all I have to do is steal one of these off their Instagram and post it and it’ll get featured?
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    • So I post this yesterday and now someone else gets the feature? Nice...
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    • Hehe
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    • .. and then?
      ohcawdd 8 sep
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    • Should have been I was lake well dam
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      This is me self promoting
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    • Water tower and a bathtub dummy glass of water you fucking twat
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    • Water tower, water bottle
      idfcbiss 7 sep
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    • Well damn Jackie I don't control water
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    • Well damn I see.
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    • That was so funny I died inside because I forgot to laugh
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    • When you complete a deep water pit. Well done
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    • Okay that's... That's a nice one. I haven't heard that one
      dugxdug 7 sep
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    • Nice
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    • Eyelashes and ear canals
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    • WELL DAMN JACKIE, I can’t control the weather
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    • Damn
      AppleAss 6 sep
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    • Huh
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    • Women. Women hold water.
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    • Noice
      Reborn96 6 sep
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    • Hehe, well damn
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    • Water towers. Aquariums
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    • Well and dam for any idiots out there
      1am_crew 6 sep
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    • A well and a dam?
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    • Do wells hold water tho??
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    • I actually laughed out loud, well done. Good meme :^)
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      Vitico 6 sep
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    • Gonna use this in this future
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    • Sending this to my dad smh
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    • A well, a water tower
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    • Jackie I can't control the weather.....
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    • I was like; Well, Damn.
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    • ...Jackie, i can't control the weather
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    • Well in that case...
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    • Lets pool our resources...the cup is half full...
      mecwar 6 sep
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    • Dad jokes funny every time
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      Animus3D 6 sep
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    • a fish swam into a wall and then yelled "Dam"
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