• DO YOU THINK WHEN THE FISHES
GET THROWN BACK BY FISHERMEN,
THEY SWIM AROUND YELLING ABOUT
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS AND THE OTHER
FISHES STOP TALKING TO THEM?
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 663 comments

    • 730 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "Other fishes" The plurel for fish is just fish lmao
      Augtober 28 jul
      634 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Ha jim is crazy talking about aliens grabbing them on hooks... what a dumbass, oh hey look a worm!” 2 minutes later “guys you’re never gonna believe this”
      516 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I think they'd probably have a hard time talking with their mouth all cut up...
      441 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      410 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is putting your dick in the fishes mouth the same as aliens putting probes in humans buttholes?
      197 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Maybe, but again this flattie got dropped of a 15ft bridge.
      196 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I went fishing one time when I was 9,I caught a fish and it let out all its babies on the floor. I think about it from time to time
      izuumi 28 jul
      30 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Was fishing one day and caught a fish on my very first cast, but after that I didn’t get a single bite for the rest of the day. Definitely ratted me out to the whole pond
      22 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No because fish can’t communicate complex things with one another
      22 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wtf fish is that? It looks like a rainbow trout body with a piranha head.
      15 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • kanep0e 28 jul
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish, bitch, fish
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • More fishing memes!
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bro we all know the plural of fish isn’t fishes
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well for starters, “fishes” don’t talk
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No bc they saw it happen, they get back and the others scold them for going near the hooks again
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No fish are stupid.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Do lobsters think fish can fly?
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • zerosober 28 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Absolutely, if you scare the fish while out fishing, you may not catch anymore in that same spot. Gotta move somewhere else
      mrlacky4 28 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jokes on you I eat all the fish I catch
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • no.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I do not know cause I am no fish.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish don't feel pain
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah I tell mine to “have a nice day, and tell your friends where you got your meal from” so they’re probably chill.
      YourGuyCy 28 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bro I never understood throwing them back like really, your just gonna stab tf out his lip then fuck him off back to the water
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No because that’s happens to a lot of fish every day
      TisitraYT 28 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bruh why that fish look see through?
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Naw just how dirty humans are
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • amateurs
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Larry you've officially had too much seaweed🐟
      harisho 29 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Old af joke, but still entertaining af.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish are aware of humans we dive many places and swim a-lot its not like we aren’t seen
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Goddamn iFunny I didn’t like cause your memes sucked how about that
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • fish probably don't know that we exist
      m1keeee 28 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • the hooks!! the H O O K S ! !
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That must be a fishy situation then
      CreedMan 28 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cock is gigantic
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • There’s always a bigger fish
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Fishes”
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or you can accept science and fuck off with your sentience bullshit
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Did you just say fishes
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don’t think they talk about anything
      RoyalBuns 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • fishes
      jaeare 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Rainbow trout and salmon are the same fish tell me I'm wrong
      MikeyKomm 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Y’all ever find it weird that the divers in Finding Nemo literally dove into the coral reef just to get a single tiny clownfish for a dentist office fish tank?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • How high are you
      kevss 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And yes fishes IS a word when referencing differents species of fish. They used it right.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      MrBoobers 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • no, because fish don't talk
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      Logan37c 31 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No your just fucking retarded
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish dumbass
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No sometime they fucken come back and bit again
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey, that’s a rainbow trout. I caught one of those last weekend
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *fishseses
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • R/showerthoughts
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thats why you fry em
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mooses, mices, and fishes
      dtrain801 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish would probably already know about humans from other fish that were captured and let go or escaped capture. The word would spread quickly among the fish.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God seen eve washing her snatch in a stream said now all them fish gonna smell like that
      PacoPete 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Facebook?
      zuccaroni 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Are people so unoriginal that they steal Bill Engvall jokes and brand them as new memes? Who tf is the original poster of this, Amy Schumer?
      tas72 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • no probably not
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish* Dumb cunt
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What if the reasons that Aliens abduct us is for the same reasons that we do it to fish? Either 1. To eat us for nutrients. Or 2. To admire us, and our hair (fins/gills), our facial features.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wait, he's got a point
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Of course I cum fast, I’ve got fish to catch
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No would be my guess
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They are actually brain dead when you throw them back in.
      KornTime 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish... the plural of fish... is FISH
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Absolutely
      kc101 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This joke is from 2013
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish that was caught and released: “You will NEVER fucking believe what tHE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME” All the other fish: “ugh, Jeff is back on the stuff again..”
      patsd0pe 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I've caught the same fish multiple times. I wonder if it recognized me
      B8Rater 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bro I just missed two nice bass on the frog like an hour ago. I haven’t had any on the frog all summer but I swear I’ve missed so many Bc I’m not paying attention every time. Today was literally looking at a bug swimming and thought it was cool and I missed a big bass. Fuck me bro
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fishes...
      Anus_Beef 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's true tho, fish at popular lakes and ponds are very smart and rarely take the bait
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its fish not fishes
      EatN0w 30 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fishes?!? That’s annoying, it’s just fish
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish***
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah they mostly die from blood loss
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sounds like a comedy routine. Bill Engvall if I recall correctly.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thatd be trippy as fuck
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Sounds like a plot to a pixar movie
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They lack they brain capacity to describe in detail (or at all) what happened and how it happened, if aliens plucked us out and put us back in the experience would probably be too heavy of a mindfuck to testify
      Osman203 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No because they can't speak you illiterate fuck
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah they do GSP
      kiln4u 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah I catch and release....into the frying pan
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • fishes
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So funny. So original.
      PH420 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No just the usual anal probing
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fish can see above the water, this is why you fish opposite of the side your standing or they see you and get nervous.
      Gun_Facts 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don’t think fish talk chief
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy