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my mom buying herself a purple lightsaber
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    • Purple is the in between. The one that dances between the dark and light. The mighty Mace Windu and the fearsome Darth Revan both called this saber theirs. It also has 8 vibration settings.
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    • If i recorded a video of me jacking off and nutting but dont include my penis or anything but the cum flying through the air is that considered bannable?
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    • Wait is it a Dildo???? 🤔
      horpor 8 sep
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    • Why does mommy need a suction cup in her hilt?
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    • Fuck bots all my homies hate bots
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    • Don’t let the bot be too comment
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    • Not even 1k likes and it's featured. Dafuq.
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    • Sorry blacks only
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    • Last time i was this early, harambe was still alive
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    • 0 comment 7 likes feature
      Shizune 8 sep
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    • I like to think this is literal and some mom just said “fuck them kids” and bought herself a lightsaber.
      _Ursus 8 sep
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    • Mace Windong
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    • Featured with 13 likes
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    • Cool sex joke, I rate 15/10. very unsuspecting, includes moms, very creative
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    • A feature with 0 comments, nows my chance to ask for likes and say something quirky
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    • So early I only saw porn
      Canz 8 sep
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    • I got a double sided purple one I made at didney world 😫
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    • Both can be used for pleasure
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    • Yellow
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    • The council will decide your fate
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    • P e n i s
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    • 😳oh boi
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    • penis lightsaber
      pimann 8 sep
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    • Y purple not blue or red or green they come in all different colors guys
      cassiy 8 sep
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    • Wow people are more willing to spend their money on themselves what a weird thing I never asked my parents for stuff so when I did I got it pretty much but even when I did I still hesitated
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    • Oh.... Oooooohhh
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    • “Lightsaber”
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    • get your own money for your dildos
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    • Pikachu face*
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    • * Your purple lightsaber is ALSO her purple lightsaber 🤣
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    • I tried the lightsaber out with your mom. It didnt work. Yours is better. Gonna try the force now.
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    • The one you want is $20 and the one she wants is $150
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    • Should we tell him?
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    • "lightsaber" 😏😏😏😏😏
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    • cant expect to live off your parents forever...
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    • Really? I've never seen a light saber, but it sounds rather interesting... shall I invest in one?
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    • I remember in 6th grade I was looking for q tips in my moms drawer I found her purple dildo I’m still terrified and never told her
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    • My phone has purple smears on it. Looks nice but i don’t think that’s normal. It’s like violet? Some dots as well
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    • Fucking. WHORE
      chuu18 8 sep
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    • She wants to be Windu. You can be Yoda.
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    • Lololol, it’s only funny cause my mom does have a purple “lightsaber”
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    • Lightsaber my ass lmao. Maybe a vibe-saber
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    • She knows her purple lightsaber will get used.
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    • Ah yes good dirty joke
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    • Who had yellow lightsabers again? Cuz i chose them in fallen order becuz ik ther was a lot of lore behinf the faction that had them.
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    • Why is purple a popular color for sex toys is there a reason
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    • You’re trying to be Darth Vader while your moms out here being General Grievous
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    • Interesting
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    • dom9mod 8 sep
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    • Your mom knows that youd be a disappointment to mace windu
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    • Our purple light Sabre
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    • Does somebody have the Sail Meme but it says "it's on clearance" instead of sail?
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    • Yeah we were kids once. We get it. Now we have jobs and we finally get the shit we want!
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    • Why is mommy's purple lightsaber so much louder?
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    • Oh no
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    • Wait I don........oh
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    • Imao
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    • Anything’s a dildo if u brave enough
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    • My mom's a sith, her red lightsaber even vibrates like the movie
      Blappo 8 sep
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    • Yes
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