• When 8 year old you ate carrots yet you still
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    • That was a myth created by the British because they didn't want the world to know they had radar
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    • When you eat a apple a day but still got that doctors appointment
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    • Carrots have lots of vitamin A, which is good for maintaining your sight. If you don’t have enough you’ll see worse, but it won’t make your eyes any better if you already have enough vitamin A
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    • Carrots improve eyesight is a myth made during one of the world wars by the Germans I think. I'm like 85% sure
      Tron70 19 jun
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    • "Carrots help your eyesight" is just propaganda made by the British to distract the Germans from discovering the real reason as to why their Nachtjagers were being spotted so quickly. The real reason was the British had radars.
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    • Why did people not like this movie? KiIImonger was a badass
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    • when you’ve eaten countless apples yet numerous doctors chase you wherever you go because your foreskin hasn’t been claimed by them yet
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    • "Did you guys invent some scanning technology that allows you to see everything in the air?" "Nah my vision is just that good, haven't you heard about carrots?"
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    • kjds 19 jun
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    • it was a lie so that the germans could spend more money on carrots than war stuff
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    • Where is Godzilla?? Is he okay???? IS HE SAFE????????
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    • Didn’t carrots used to be purple? But some king liked the color orange so he made one of his science boys turn them orange?
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    • I don't think it was because of the carrots, I think it's because I used to stare at the sun as a kid.
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    • Holy fuck that green screen is horrible why didn’t I notice that the first time watching the movie
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    • I ate carrots like a rabbit and my vision sucks
      tcliff 19 jun
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    • Fact: carrots don’t actually help your eyesight, it’s just WWII propaganda
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    • When I was 8ish we found out I was allergic to carrots when I ate one and threw up for nearly 15 minutes
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    • Didn’t the English make that up? No teeth havin liars...
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    • I'm friggin cross eyed and my grandma is force feeding me fucking carrot juice telling me it will help my eye sight.
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    • Black Panther was my favorite marvel solo films
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    • U need to eat animal product versions of vitamin A. Plant based vitamin A has to be converted to retinol while cheese, meat, liver, dairy has the preformed vitamin A that actually improves eyesight. But it only helps with night blindness not actual vision
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    • Does the background in the movie really look that fake? I never watched it
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    • I ave glasses since as a child, this sucks because everyone thinks I’m a complete nerd but I can’t even spell pieace right
      ed_boi11 19 jun
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    • Wait it’s really a lie?
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    • Foundry 19 jun
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    • *shoves carrots in eyes* You lied to me.
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    • Phexal 19 jun
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    • Imagine if they made a movie called white lion and all the white people went to a skyrim look alike heaven
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    • "Carrots are good for your eyes" " you lied to me"
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    • They lied to me saying knights are gentlemen. They’re not and they tried to r@pe my friend so I, Boatman, beat the shit out of them and broke their armor and pride.
      Boat_Man 19 jun
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    • It never was true, just like breakfast being the most important meal of the day it was made up
      mofotyler 22 jun
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    • Damn I never realized how much green screen they used
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    • The fucking sentence pisses me off
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    • Did you know that carrots were once farmed by farmers. Today we have the 🥕. Isnt that neat
      sleepshy 22 jun
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      W33aB00 22 jun
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    • Haha Imagine needing glasses this post was made by superior genetics gang
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    • When I was 8 my pastor told me of a secret prayer that when done correctly and completed will get my into heaven. Later I found out the earth was round. I don’t know who to believe anymore
      gambit201 22 jun
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    • Was ww2 propaganda to hide radar
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    • Guess you didn’t eat enough bro my eyes are used as sniper lenses now
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    • ASDF movies anyone?
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    • It’s actually good for the iris of your eyes. For the color. Either to make it brighter or to allow your eyes to stay brighter longer. So it won’t fade in old age. But they didn’t know they when they made it up about the eyesight
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    • Not entirely false they said that cuz it gives you the right nutrients to keep you eyes healthy and people interpret that as good eye sight.
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    • Did anyone else have a fucking seizure reading this?
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    • Anyone ever eat carrots with ketchup as a kid or went through a ketchup phase?
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    • everybody with glasses: perscriptions? im a -7.50 in each eye
      CHOCLAT 21 jun
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    • I hate carrots
      todorki 21 jun
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    • I had a stroke reading the first half
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    • I had a stroke reading that
      Eatsdjs 20 jun
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    • Actually he’s saying oooooo
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    • Carrots never actually made your eyesight better. I believe it was the Navy who made it up
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    • Still falling for psychological warfare almost a century later.
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    • It’s how the British tricked the Germans into thinking they had amazing vision instead of them inventing radar
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    • Bad movie. I'm not racist I'm right
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    • Imagine being so disabled you need glasses to fuckin see lmaooo!
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    • myppisbig 20 jun
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    • It's actually something people claimed to not let others know about their newly developed radar.
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    • Carrots help your eye sight, but its a very insignificant amount.
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    • I was told I masturbated too much 🙃
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    • Thinking about getting eye surgery from LASIK. Is it true that it's only $220 per eye or is there something I'm gonna have to pay more for?
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    • Honestly, I just like carrots
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    • Ngl I believed and practiced this religiously when I was a kid. My parents always got carrots and I always ate them with lunch and sometimes dinner. Annnnddd yet I’m blind asf now
      Titus77 20 jun
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    • Royal Air Force propaganda to hide the existence of radar.
      Crujido 20 jun
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    • My dumbass read it as " Crayons" and I got real confused
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    • Comment on this if you have a big dick (I'm testing to see if I get notifications if I get a reply on a comment)
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    • I'm getting glasses next week any recommendations?
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    • Why is this illiterate as fuck collective trash featured ?
      Dodaime 20 jun
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    • I JUST got done with this movie XD
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    • Nvm
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    • Wait... You ate an 8 year old
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    • Bro I didn’t want glasses in elementary so during lunch I would single handedly decimate the entire lunch period supply of carrots from the salad bar for like 3 years. Still ended up with glasses tho
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    • Antique farm equipment
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    • I'm not some eye doctor or anything, but I'm pretty sure the whole 'carrots help your eyes' thing was about eye disease like cataracts, not nearsightedness/farsightedness
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    • i had a stroke trying to read this
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    • Yeap exactly how it goes
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    • Godzilla had a stroke reading this
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    • Me
      Gioisaguy 19 jun
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    • Carrots actually help more with muscle preservation than anything else really
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    • I can completely relate
      MtnDewBoi 19 jun
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    • Carrot juice * that’s where you fucked up my friend
      RandyX 19 jun
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    • Carrot fact: the British invented the “carrots improve your eyes” myth to throw the Germans off their scent after they invented radar. They just told them their soldiers could see very well because they ate carrots.
      Milk_Gang 19 jun
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    • It’s because you masturbated more then you ate in carrots
      Xbox0ne 19 jun
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    • I remember my sister got glasses and I got jealous then I remembered at school they told me “if you stare at the sun you’ll need glasses” so I’d stare at the sun but my eyesight stayed 20/20 smh
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    • I never ate carrots and I dont have glasses
      pool_piss 19 jun
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    • I had to get glasses at 12 years old :/
      Sevicorn 19 jun
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    • Here’s come the people who think they’re smart because they know that actually the British invented the carrot myth to hide the fact that they had more superior radar than the Germans.
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    • I have bad eye sight. When i was little my mom made me ask the doctor that if i ate carrots would my eyesight get better. I felt so stupid saying it but now it makes me laugh when i think about it
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    • Im gonna stroke
      Bumberman 19 jun
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    • I have amazing eyesight and i ate to many carrots as a little kid
      GodFox 19 jun
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    • I eat so many carrots but my vision keeps worsening, and I'm not even an adult!
      katieg5 19 jun
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    • I’ve had glasses since I was 4.
      Rich_Rick 19 jun
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    • Wowowow telling old black people they were wrong? In this political climate?
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