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    • I woke up on a wagon, pulled by a horse, a soldier with the reigns, and three men in the wagon with me, all in binds, one with a cloth over his mouth, and I turned my head towards to soldier, when one of the men says, “You’re finally awake.”
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    • At age 6 i was born without a face
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    • Unpopular opinion: tumblr features aren’t that bad y’all just hate cause it’s the cool thing to do
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    • My man doofensmirtz was born with out either of his parents able to show up, my guy was livin it rough
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    • Both my parents failed to show up at the hospital when I was born.
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    • I just appeared one day and everyone acted like they knew me. I either a time traveler with memory loss or I took too much Xanax
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    • A gamer summoned me through his favorite game, call of duty
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    • I'm from Michigan, I just spawned in a Meijer.
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    • First thing I remember when I opened my eyes was a man saying "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there." Then my body morphed into the abomination I am now.
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    • I'm a shower mat that got hella mildewy
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    • I was a left out sperm in a condom. With perfect environment that replicated that of a woman's womb , in a dumpster, I was able to grow into who i am today
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    • Doof: It all started the day of my birth, neither of my parents showed up.
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    • If someone asks you what your gender is, stare at them with a blank expression for about 20 seconds straight then say "I don't know man I'm just a NPC in your game"
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    • insert the doofenshmirtz “neither of my parents shows up to my birth”
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    • These are all just theories on how Doofenshmirtz Came to be
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    • Thor birthed me in a single strike of lightning.
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    • Why does everyone hate on Tumblr posts? I personally enjoy them, and I'm sure a silent majority does as well
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    • Im a side effect of Chernobyl
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    • You cant change your gender
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    • unpopular opinion: Features are never actually funny and the only good memes are pictures in the comments
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    • Are we just gonna ignore Athena from Greek Mythology commented on a post on the internet
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    • I woke up in the back of a cart with my hands tied and some guy going “hey you’re finally awake”
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    • Trans are fucking disgusting and subhuman
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    • I woke up in a carriage with three beside me. "Hey you, you're finally awake"
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    • /spawn 1 &human
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    • So your telling me you weren’t here from the beginning of time and have been living throughout history and even stabbed Cesar once or twice?
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